Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 325 by picking Simon Cowell MBE ( Not that one!). Cowell was a conservationist and TV Presenter who set up Wildlife Aid and starred in the Documentary Wildlife SOS. He founded Wildlife Aid in the early 1980`s and devoted himself full time to the organisation in 1994 after suffering a nervous breakdown whilst working as a commodities trader.Cowell was 72 and had been suffering from lung cancer for the last 2 years until his death yesterday.He is survived by his 2 daughters and his partner.

On to Dead Pool 326

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who has scored a slam dunk and won Dead Pool 324 by picking the TV Doctor , Presenter and broadcaster Dr Michael Mosely who has been found dead after going missing in Greece.Mosely was 67 and best known for oproomoting the ketogenic diet.His body was found earlier today.He is survived by his wife and children.

On to Dead Pool 325

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won deadpool 323 by picking the American Actress singer and WW2 pin up model Janis Paige who has died at the ripe old age of 101.Paige had a career spanning over 60 years and was sone of the Last Surviving Actresses from the Golden Age of Hollywood.

On to Dead Pool 324

ThE rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to OpinionatedCunt who has won Dead Pool 322 by very sadly predicting the untimely demise of Rugby League scrum half of England and Leeds’s Rhinos Rob Burrow.Burrow was 41 and died after a very public 4 and a half year battle with motor neurone disease. Burrow raised millions for MND charities and was given a CBE earlier this year.He is survived by his wife his parents and 3 young children.R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 323

ThE rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has scored two hits in a row by picking Prolific American actor Dabney Coleman who has died aged 92.Coleman was known for play egotistical characters and starred in many films including Tootsie , 9 to 5 , The Towering Inferno , The Beverley Hillbillies and Inspector Gadget. He was also known for the sitcom Buffalo Bill and as Principal Peter Prickly in the Children’s animated series Recess in the 1990`s.

On to Dead Pool 321

Thr rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.