Dead Pool [208]

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who correctly predicted that Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh would be next dead dude aged 99. Philip had recently been in hospital for a month and had been in increasingly poor health for several years making him a firm favorite nomination on the Deadpool since its inception back in 2010.The Duke will be best remembered for his long marriage to the Queen founding the Duke of Edinburgh scheme crashing his Range Rover and countess brilliant politically incorrect gaffes.

On to Deadpool 208

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5)New Rule:Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated.Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.I am making this change off my own back but there seems to be a consensus in the comments in the Dead Pool 207 thread.(Shaun)

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Dead Pool [207]

Well done to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted US children`s author Beverley Cleary would be next person of note to snuff it.Cleary was 104 and passed away yesterday.She was best known for stories featuring characters such as Ramona and Beezus Quimby and Henry Huggins and his dog Ribsy.

On to Deadpool 207:You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Dead Pool [205]

Congratulations to Black and White Cunt who correctly predicted the actor Yaphet Kotto would be the next dead dude.Kotto died yesterday aged 81.He was best known for his role as Dr Kananga in Live and Let Die.He also starred in Alien ,The Running Man and Midnight Run

On to Dead Pool 205.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Dead Pool [204]

Unless I am very much mistaken mikdys has won Deadpool 203 by picking retired F1 Commentator Murray Walker who has died today aged 97.

On to Dead Pool 204.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Dead Pool [203]

Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!