Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the very sad demise of broadcaster Bill Turnbull best known for presenting BBC Breakfast for many years.Turnbull died yesterday aged 66 after a long battle with prostate cancer.Having met him in person I can say hand on heart he was a true gentleman.R.I.P Bill

On to Deadpool 258

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Ots furst come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someones nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded according to order of reporting not necessarily order of death.

Congratulations to The Cunt with no name who correctly predicted the death of the former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev would be the next famous cunt to conk out.Gorbachev was 91 and had been suffering from kidney problems of late.The last leader of the Soviet Union was widely credited with helping end the decades long conflict.

On to Dead Pool 257:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based upon announcements not necessarily date or time of death.

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who predicted the actress Anne Heche or in the words of Paul “occasional bean flicker and crispy qctress would be next to conk out aged 53 a week after a drug fuelled 90 mph car crash left her brain dead with serious burns and lung injuries.She was known for her roles in films such as I know what you did last Summer and Cedar rapids as well as being the ex of Ellen Degeneres.This is Pauls second win in less than a week.

R.I.P

This is a controversial hit as her heart is still beating however she has been established as brain dead and is on full mechanical ventilation whilst the Doctors establish whether any of her organs are viable for donation.Normally I would not count this and didnt when I first read the news and retracted Dead Pool 256 but upon further reading under Californian Law this counts as legally dead unlike here in the UK and many other jurisdictions.So the win is given to Paul.In future cases like this it will depend on the legal status of someone being alive as underpinned by their jurisdiction at the time of them being on life support.

On to Dead Pool 256

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates.First come first serve .You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)No nominating the worlds oldest man or woman

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool.

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary singer actress songwriter and activist Olivia Newton John who has died today aged 73 following a long battle with metastatic breast cancer.She will of course be best remembered for her role as Sandy in Grease alongside John Travolta’s Danny.

On to Deadpool 255

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will die next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping names mid pool unless your nomination(s) have already been nabbed.

5)Winners are declared based on which death was reported first not necessarily reflecting time of death.