Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who scores the first win of 2023 by picking the joint chairman of West Ham and former chairman of Birmingham David Gold who has died aged 86.I have had problems with family illness and lost my wallett so have been very busy hence the delay.Apologies

On to Dead Pool 269

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal soneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on announcements of deaths not necessarily chronological order.

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the death of Pope Benedict XVI , Pope Emeritus who died at 0934 this morning nearly 10 years after resigning the papacy due to ill health .He was 95 and will be remembered for his Conservative views , involvement in the covering up of mass kiddy fiddling in the church and being a former member of the Hitler youth.

On to Dead Pool 268

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded based on the chronology of news reporting, not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Pele at arrivals for Hublot Unveils Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique, Hublot Fifth Avenue, New York, NY April 19, 2016. Photo By: Lev Radin/Everett Collection

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of arguably the greatest footballer of all time Pele.Pele was 82 and died today following a long struggle with cancer.

On to Dead Pool 267

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the timing of death announcements not necessarily time of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that celebrated and prolific Italian Film , TV and theatre actor Lando Buzzanca who died today aged 87. Buzzancas first notable credit was as an extra in the epic Ben-Hur.He then starred as a parody version of James Bond before finding critical acclaim in the raunchy satirical Italian films of the 1960s and 1970s.He carried on acting until around 2013 when he was diagnosed with aphasia.

On to Dead Pool 266

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your pick had already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded by time of death announcements are made not necessarily time of death.

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the end of an era as the Last Dambuster George “Johnny” Johnson would be the next to sadly conk out.Johnson was 101.R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 265

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)AnYone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.