Dead Pool [282]

Congratulations to Whiffy McBizzy who has gone and won Deadpool 281 by picking calypso legend , civil rights activist and one time actor Harry Belafonte.Belafonte was 96 and died today from congestive heart failure.

On to Deadpool 282

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always pick someone elses nomination from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination is a duplicate.

5)Hits are awarded bassd on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [282]

  1. Joanna Plastic – Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  2. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al -Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

    Congratulations Whizzy and RIP Harry.

  3. Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    John ‘Cum dump for the above’ McElynn
    Vice Admiral Timothy Lawrence
    Capt Mark ‘Foggy’ Phillips
    Lord Norman ‘on yer bike’ Tebbit

  4. “Daylight come and I wanna go home…” RiP Harry Belafonte
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

  5. Megan Markle
    Harry Hewitt
    Diane Abbott
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Ken Livingstone

    Unlikely but would make me feel better

  6. Well done for guessing someone at death’s door is going to die. A kick up the arse is my prize.

  7. Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs
    James Earl Jones
    Brian Blessed
    William Daniels (voice of KITT).

  8. Ram John Holder
    Harvey Price
    Joan Collins
    Sandi Toksvig
    Doreen Lawrence

  9. Congrats Whiffy McB

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  10. I will put 4 of my dad’s 5, with June Lockhart appearing to have already been claimed by a vulturous cunt

    William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Gerald Harper.
    Frankie Valli
    Patricia Krenwinkel.

    I personally imagine that Wyman’s bandmate Keef can’t have long left, but he was Dad’s hero and I know he’d never have put him down so I’ll give that old cunt an amnesty

  11. Pope Francis
    James Whale
    Jo Wilson (Sky Sports Commentator with stage 3 cancer)
    Tommy Steele
    Vanessa Redgrave

  12. Dylan Mulvaney
    Katie Price
    Krankie’s husband
    Robert Kennedy junior
    Kenneth Clarke. Tory ubercunt,, soon to be in the news.

    Noms tldr, if any already taken then Timmy Mallet

    • Fuck, had a glance and ended up reading all. Price and Clark taken, sub in Marcus Rashford

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