Congratulations to Whiffy McBizzy who has gone and won Deadpool 281 by picking calypso legend , civil rights activist and one time actor Harry Belafonte.Belafonte was 96 and died today from congestive heart failure.
On to Deadpool 282
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always pick someone elses nomination from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination is a duplicate.
5)Hits are awarded bassd on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.
Cheers lads
Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke
Eva Marie Saint
Dickie Bird
Stuart Hall
1
Jerry Springer
Charles III
Jacinda Hern
Jamima Begum
Marie La Guarde
0
Jerry snuffed it the other day.
0
Joanna Plastic – Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Mohamed Al -Fayed
Sandy Gall
Glynis Johns
Congratulations Whizzy and RIP Harry.
1
Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
John ‘Cum dump for the above’ McElynn
Vice Admiral Timothy Lawrence
Capt Mark ‘Foggy’ Phillips
Lord Norman ‘on yer bike’ Tebbit
0
Marion Ross
June Lockhart
M Emmet Walsh
Buzz Aldrin
Julian Glover
1
“Daylight come and I wanna go home…” RiP Harry Belafonte
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Cleo Laine
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
Virginnia Mckenna
1
Megan Markle
Harry Hewitt
Diane Abbott
Jeremy Corbyn
Ken Livingstone
Unlikely but would make me feel better
3
Terry Waite
Michael Caine
Frederick Forsyth
David Essex
Val Singleton
0
Paul Whitehouse
Graham Bonnet
Tina Turner
Quentin Blake
Christopher Lloyd
0
George Chakiris.
Jeanne Moody.
Edna O’Brien.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
0
Put a name twice like a cunt I meant
Toni Palmer.
0
Well done for guessing someone at death’s door is going to die. A kick up the arse is my prize.
2
this isnt mumsnet.
3
Jealousy is so unbecoming
3
Douglas Hurd
Peter Higgs
James Earl Jones
Brian Blessed
William Daniels (voice of KITT).
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
John Gotti Junior
Dominic Chianese
0
Ram John Holder
Harvey Price
Joan Collins
Sandi Toksvig
Doreen Lawrence
0
Congrats Whiffy McB
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
I will put 4 of my dad’s 5, with June Lockhart appearing to have already been claimed by a vulturous cunt
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Gerald Harper.
Frankie Valli
Patricia Krenwinkel.
I personally imagine that Wyman’s bandmate Keef can’t have long left, but he was Dad’s hero and I know he’d never have put him down so I’ll give that old cunt an amnesty
2
Pope Francis
James Whale
Jo Wilson (Sky Sports Commentator with stage 3 cancer)
Tommy Steele
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Don King
Stan Bowles
Mike Yarwood
Esther Rantzen
Ratko Mladic
0
George Lucas
Nancy Pelosi
Bryan Ferry
Elton John
Gene Simmons
0
Dylan Mulvaney
Katie Price
Krankie’s husband
Robert Kennedy junior
Kenneth Clarke. Tory ubercunt,, soon to be in the news.
Noms tldr, if any already taken then Timmy Mallet
0
Fuck, had a glance and ended up reading all. Price and Clark taken, sub in Marcus Rashford
0