The King’s Carriage

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I’ve been worried sick. However:-

”Coronation coach has electric windows and air con”

Thank fuck for that. I am sure all cunters were, like me concerned, that the homeopathic moron and his horse would have to sit for at least 1/2 an hour in a drafty coach. In May no less.

At least some of the many 100s of £millions we are spending is being put to good use.

Bbc news

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71 thoughts on “The King’s Carriage”

  1. We’re off to Yorkshire on Corry Day. Beer, fish and chips, ice cream and barbecued portions of animals ( various ). Whilst gazing out to sea.
    Jug Ears and his Trollop Consort can Get To Fuck.
    I thank you.
    Good evening.

      • It doesn’t matter what’s shut.

        Our luxury motorhome carries all the supplies we need. 😀

        I don’t need to spend a bean there. 👍

        That’s the Yorkshire half coming out in me.

        Tighter than cramp. 😂

        All right, pal ?

        Tickety boo ? 👍

      • Yeah not bad Jack 👍

        Just had a load of work done on van and picked it up from garage,
        Think I’m in shock after opening my wallet.

        I feel violated😄

        Enjoy yerself in Yorkshire 👍
        It’s got some beautiful places.

        How’s the dog doing?

      • The dog is fine but stubborn. Typical Collie, daft as a brush.
        Was in Yorkshire for a few days, last week, near Haworth, (of Railway Children fame) and also, some folk called the Bronte sisters, whoever they were 😂
        The weather was dry and cool, perfect for walking, supping tea and overdosing on cake
        🍰
        Commiserations on the large garage bill. Just put it down to Joys of Motoring.
        On the plus side, it’s tax deductible 👍👍
        Life’s hard for the sole trader !
        Hope your dad’s ok 👍👍👍
        Time for Cocoa 😁

      • @Servalan. I believe that a very nice model may be coming up for sale at a police auction in the near future.
        I could be interested, if the price is right and the upholstery is unstained by gay love juice 😀

  2. Kick scooters for their Majesties and a nice Bug Quiche for the knees up post-corry.

  4. I bet Camilla has such a foul stench when the day is hot. One almost feels sorry for jug ears.

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