I’m not one to agree with conspiracy theories.

But I can’t help this creeping sense of dread that, while our attention is being drawn towards the alphabet soup that diversity & gender groups use, and Greta Whats-her-face, and all the other shrill voiced one thought me me me groups are saying and doing, something very nasty is happening in the other direction.

We need to be careful that we don’t take our eye of Boris et al.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

With some second thoughts from Jessum Priest:

I was going to ask you to remove my nomination, but although I didn’t cunt a specific person/persons/action, I’m cunting us all for focusing on the small picture.

Come on, we’re better than that.

(Are we? What do you think might be going on unseen? – NA)

Digital news websites that stop you from viewing content if you’re using an adblocker

“We see that you’re using an ad blocker”

Yes that’s right. I’m sick of feeling like I just got into a lift on the 1st floor going up to the 28th and someone just farted as I got in and I have to endure their stench for the 27 floors.

I usually don’t bother with them after that and they can right royally go and fist themselves wearing a pair of “Hulk Hands”.

If any folks want to get around it by the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaKbmaTI-o

Nominated by: Harold

Nope me neither but this cunt has decided that if had been born in a white skin he would have been the next chosen one or in ice hockey parlance the next Wayne Gretzky.

But no he was born with a little bit of a darker shade. No problem sport is a meritocracy at the highest level no amount of positive discrimination, nepotism, backhanders or drugs (admittedly they might help the elite) can get you a place in the starting line up. The minute it starts you get found out that you just ain’t good enough. I wanted to play basketball or be a sprinter but I can’t because I is white. I have now written to the high court demanding compensation for the loss of earnings that I would have achieved

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/55813096

Only cunts like the BBC would give this bloke airtime without questioning if he was good enough. I know fuck all about ice hockey but a quick trawl for Akims career highlights on youtube gave me one goal in a compilation of other stuff by other players.

Dear admin if it’s a quiet day then you may just want to put this up….But there are so many cunts out there at the moment that I would not be surprised I that poor old Akim May never get his day in the cunting sun.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Rich boy, Harvard and Oxford, career politician, gay as fuck and woke as shit. Recently appointed Secretary for Transportation by the little girl sniffer, he set off for a White House meeting last week in 2 armoured SUVs. Why two? Well, obviously one for him and his bodyguards and one for his bike!

Yes, they stop about a mile away and the Secret Service agents get his bike out the back of the car. Buttfuck emerges with his little plastic helmet, jumps on his bike and rides off for his photo opportunity. Unfortunately he was being filmed from a window in a nearby building. Lucky for Buttplug the media aren’t interested because they can’t blame it on Tangoman.

What a fucking bastard cunt!

(This was too good to not have a link and here it is – NA)

https://nypost.com/2021/04/03/pete-buttigieg-mocked-for-phony-bike-stunt/

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Vandals are mindless cunts.

This poor sod Tony Foulds has looked after a memorial to American airmen in Sheffield for years. I understand, as a kid he watched the plane fly overhead and crash into nearby woods. He was convinced the pilot wanted to avoid him and lost his and the crews lives. As a tribute he’s tended a memorial for donkeys years as a tribute to the brave airmen that fought in the war.

Well all know it was a lovely hot day yesterday and the park where the memorial is was rammed with cunts drinking and generally fucking around. Some utter depraved wanker(s) have chose to damage this memorial leaving the poor old bugger in tears.

I absolutely despair at some people, words fail me. What can these toe-rags possibly get from doing that? They need to be made to repair the damage then put in the stocks on a busy market day with a sign saying ‘I’m a cunt, I damaged a precious memorial for no reason, feel free to throw shit at me and kick me in the bollocks’ then jail for a while whilst they contemplate their pathetic existence.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/i-just-cant-understand-some-people-tony-foulds-devastated-after-vandals-damage-mi-amigo-memorial-3185629

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Amigo_memorial

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious