When You Think Something Is Up

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I’m not one to agree with conspiracy theories.

But I can’t help this creeping sense of dread that, while our attention is being drawn towards the alphabet soup that diversity & gender groups use, and Greta Whats-her-face, and all the other shrill voiced one thought me me me groups are saying and doing, something very nasty is happening in the other direction.

We need to be careful that we don’t take our eye of Boris et al.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

With some second thoughts from Jessum Priest:

I was going to ask you to remove my nomination, but although I didn’t cunt a specific person/persons/action, I’m cunting us all for focusing on the small picture.

Come on, we’re better than that.

(Are we? What do you think might be going on unseen? – NA)

111 thoughts on “When You Think Something Is Up”

  1. The radical Left and their obsessions over race and gender or climate change have gone way past the point of pushing their agendas by stealth anymore as BLM or Stinky Rebellion well know.

  2. This nomination reminds me of those McCann cunts.
    Kiddie ‘disappears’ and those two twats are doing TV, milking the press, going to see the Pope and loads of other shite to distract the media and every other fucker.

    Every cunt on earth was looking their way, when they should have been looking the other way.

    • It’s a shame they didn’t take Harvey Price or Greta Thunderminge on ‘that’ holiday. I wonder if they had at their local on Monday ? Probably had Gary Glitter round to watch the kids.

    • Must be Masons. Why weren’t they charged with wilful abandonment of a child? If they were sink estate parents they would have been sent down.

      • I’ve always said exactly the same HTB.
        Special treatment because they were doctors? Harold Shipman did a better job bringing up his kids, and at least they reached adulthood.

    • Don’t be too hard on the McCanns. They did book a babysitter, but then Louise Woodward cancelled last minute on them.

  3. I blame it all on those pointy eared green aliens from Alpha Centauri. Utter cunts.

      • I always start the day with “Fly And Collision Of Comas Sola” turned up to 11.

      • “Zeit” is my favourite TD album. I like plenty of their later releases too, especially the “Logos” era stuff.

      • I recall listening to Aqua by Edgar Froese back in the late 70’s and my mum asking if somebody had left a tap running somewhere. On reflection I reckon that was a compliment.

    • Thought I’d listen to Invisible Limits from Stratosfear, probably my favourite TD track. Marvellous.

  5. Governments are always upto shadey shite.
    All governments, all the time.
    Its best not to worry about it too much or you can go a bit funny.
    They plot, rob, spy,
    Its what they do.
    But whatever espionage or cunning plot this government has they will fuck it up!
    They are the mr Bean of history,
    The Closeau of international political circles.
    Just go the pub and relax.

    • Look at pig fancier Cameron at the moment, up to his neck in shady shit although a mere amateur compared to Blair and Mandlebum.

    • MNC – And as long as it keeps attention away from my plot with the Moonmen to steal power on earth I will have achieved my evil objective!
      Just keep the people thinking all the aliens do is make Smash and it will be a fait accompli! 😀👍
      I do not believe Boris Bean and the rest of the circus have the wit to arrange a global conspiracy, but I think darker forces than politicians are in the shadows.
      I just assume all in power are devious evil bastards who would sell their Mothers kidneys for power and money – it seems a good default setting.

      • Foxy@
        Theyre undoubtedly rotters to a man, woman, trans thingy.
        If you assume the worst,
        Then your either proved happily wrong or vindicated!

      • Funnily Ruff my doctor diagnosed me as having the mental age of a 6yr old.
        Guess the jokes on him!!😀😀

  6. What was the name of that young cunt who said something like “Today is a good day to bury bad news”?

    Jo Moore, I think it was. She muttered this after 9/11, and promptly resigned for being a tactless cunt because of it. Apparently she wanted to deflect/spin some of the in-house aggro going in within the Department of Transport, and the minister in charge, Stephen Fuckwit Byers.

    Just proves what total cunts politicians and civil servants can be when it comes to wanting to deflect attention away from their own shitstorm. I wonder what policies Boris signed off on when the Duke kicked the bucket and MSM when into fawning meltdown and no one noticed!

  7. ‘Paranoia’ has gotten a bad rap. Like conspiracy theory. The easiest way to mug or snow a person is to tell them not to worry about getting mugged or snowed. Open fucking goal!

    Your instincts are usually right. Sometimes your intuition is too. Never let anyone undermine your own trust in your own perceptions.. tell them to fuck off.

    • Finished with my woman coz she couldn’t help me with my mind.
      People think im insane
      Cos im frowning all the time…
      Black Sabbath “paranoid”

      Their playing our tune Chunky!!
      If the government arrange a car crash or the Moonmen zap me
      With rayguns?
      I want this played full volume at my funeral.

      Rock out with your cock out 🤘🤘

  8. Biggest problem we have is the media is far to close to the government and will never ask questions that rock the boat or put them under any real pressure on the big issues that makes people scream at their TV`s.Plus by banning socialising for over a year for the most part people have dumbed down further and won`t ask the questions to other people prompting them to question motives and offer each other different perspectives.So where can people go ..to social meejah which is hardly conducive to rational debate or they can go to the media who have their tongues so far up politicians and scientists arses they are practically giving them a colonoscopy!

    Here are some questions they should ask?

    -How long can we afford to lockdown?
    -If we never get an effective vaccine do we just never get our freedoms back?
    -Why do death figures include people who did not die of Covid over the 28 day rule?
    -Is it true that 25% of Covid deaths wheren`t actually Covid deaths?
    -Why was no modelling done on the number of excess deaths expected in lockdown and why not?
    -Who is going to pay back all the debt we are acquiring?
    -Why is the Labour party not opposing the Government on it`s biggest policy agenda in decades?
    -If you mandate vaccines in care homes for workers how will you replace them quicly as there is a shortage in the sector?
    -Why do you never let a memeber of the public come on the screen who is reflecting any anyti-lockdown sentiment?
    -Where is YouGov getting the information that states we all love the lockdown and government?
    -How can you say you are following the Science when science is a method that`s findings evolve and change in the face of disagreement and further research by scientists?
    -Why do we need a Covid passport domestically when it can only be brought in after everyone has been offered a vacine so by then why woud we need them if the vaccines work?
    -How much are the top scientists and politicians making out of this?
    -Why does test and trace not work when you have put so much money in to it and can access so much data?
    -Why do you say the vaccine is voluntary when you are using coercion techniques from behavioural scientists that would make it virtually intolerable to live life without one?
    -Why are the goal posts changing?
    -How come the Government always blames the public and not itself?
    -Why are you sending uni students back for four weeks in May?Are you trying to get the numbers up?
    -Why is Boris underplaying the vaccine rollout in a vain attempt to justify locking down?
    -Why are we using Covid marshalls when they mirror the Stasi and we are still supposedly a liberal democracy?
    -What happens if the people resist the next lockdown?What power will you exert if they do?

    See these questions and so many more to my knowledge are never even asked it is always “can I book a holiday?” or “when will x group get vaccinated”.I smell not just a rat but many of them.

    • Or the most oft asked question from the public – “will Eastenders be postponed again”?

    • Pretty much sums it up, Shaun. It also sums up the stupidity of the British public. They won’t even care about the questions mentioned above. All they ask is ‘When can ah go to the pub?’ ‘When’s Maccy Dees opening?’ and ‘When can ah go to Benidorm?’

      The same sort of cunts who would ignore a nuclear attack if X-Factor was on the telly. Makes me ashamed to be British.

      • I sometimes wonder. If I was forced to watch shit like X-Factor, I would pray for a Cruise missile to land on my house.

    • The media is effectively the government; via OFCOM strangulation, by overt influences, by covert influences. We saw the same thing during the hysteria in the build up to the Iraq war (minus OFCOM).

      It’s an incestuous circlejerk. It’s even worse this time though as the spooks and military are actively engaged in the propaganda campaign too e.g. 77th brigade.

      Why does a pandemic require omission and suppression of information. It should be self-evident that it should be self-evident!!

    • Shaun for head correspondent! Top questions!

      Contrast Shaun’s brilliant questions vs the bs from Pigby and Peston “Why don’t you lock down harder?” Utter cunts.

  9. There will be a ‘Third Wave’ and another lockdown by July. As sure as shit is shat. Bozza and his goons know that already though.

      • Peaceful protests, Vern. Just in time for the Chiggun George verdict too, nothing says freedom like a pair of stolen Nikes.

      • Nah. Only the BLM and Antifa shite and trust fund wankstains will cause any trouble. As long as the soaps are on, Twitter is operational and cunts can order pizzas, most people will do fuck all.

  10. There is no conspiracy theory; its all plain as day in your face what’s happening.

    • Yup, no need to hide it now as they know through decades of societal non-destructive testing just how far and fast we can be incrementaly pushed. (seemingly into signing up for and paying for our own suicide!!)

      Don’t forget EVERY piece of covert state action is de facto a conspiracy in actuality; there are conspiracy theories but there are also conspiracy facts.

  12. The Duke of York is loving life at the moment, whilst everyone is royally looking the other way.

    • Fear not, all eyes will be on him in his shiny new Admiral’s outfit at Phil’s funeral on Saturday.

  13. I see that mandatory vaccination is a possibility for those working in the care sector.
    Nobody has yet asked why vaccination of the entire workforce is required when those they will be caring for will be protected from the worst of the Yellow Flu by the very same vaccine.

    I hope idiocy lies behind this as the alternative is just a slippery slope to Stalinism.

    Rotten filth.

    • I’m due to start a job in the ‘care sector’ soon and I ain’t fucking taking the poison. If they want to fuck with me legally, I’ve got the money and cahoonies to do it.

      Let’s ask ourselves this; if vaccination is so critical, then does that mean that the doctors and nurses who were tending patients for an ENTIRE YEAR without it were potentially killing them?

      Talk about an elephant wearing a fluorescent pink tutu juggling six seals on its snout in the room.

    • “I hope idiocy lies behind this as the alternative is just a slippery slope to Stalinism.”

      Then brace y’self Unkle because they ain’t idiots.

      “Rotten filth”

      Uncharacteristically charitable Terence

  14. In the words of Verbal ‘Keyser Soze’ Kint: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”

    • These cunts have dropped the bar even lower now by making US believe that WE are the ‘evil’ that stalks the World. How the fuck did that happen?? well….

  15. There may well be some conspiracy going on…what does anyone genuinely think that they can do about it?…If it’s all so well organised and all-encompassing,there’s no point getting too bothered,is there?…it’s a fait accompli

    I don’t have kids and so have very little interest in the oncoming “reset”. As long as it doesn’t kick in until after I’ve croaked ,I’ll continue to enjoy my life knowing that I am insignificant and indifferent,so there’s no point in me getting too aerated about the Brave New World that beckons….that’s the next generations problem…not mine.

    • Nothing we can do, unless 5 or 10 million or so march on Parliament Square. Never going to happen.

      Hubby upset me tonight telling me war with either China or Russia is imminent. Ffs. Fed up with all these end is near doomers.

      • 🎶
        The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near
        Let it roll, baby, roll
        Let it roll, baby, roll
        Let it roll, baby, roll
        Let it roll… all night long! 🎶

  16. Another possible example of this at the moment, is the continuing reports of Russian troop build ups on the border with Ukraine.
    ” Is Russia going to invade Ukraine ? ”
    The press headlines shriek. While all eyes are on the Ukraine, Putin will probably pull some stunt somewhere completely different.
    While I’ve mentioned Putin. Who the fuck falls for all this ” Super macho, alpha male with young women falling at his feet ” bullshit ?
    He has supposedly fathered a child by
    a younger lover.
    He divorced from his missus, rumours that she caught him bumming the gardener are, as yet, unsubstantiated.
    It’s all smoke and mirrors.
    Plough your own furrow.
    And fuck ’em.

    • He won a sexiest man in Russia the other day. They must be blind from drinking home made vodka with added anti freeze for taste. Either that, or there were consequences for not voting for the little plastic headed closet gay megalomaniac.
      Talking of stupid Russians, a couple of weeks back there was an article about a party that ended in a load of fatalities. The reason for this was the dumb cunts had run out of alcohol, so they all started necking hand sanitizer.

      • There are some well fit birds in Ivanland. I remember my trips to Volgograd and Moscow well. But Putin looks like a Sontaran with anemia.

      • Years ago, about a hundred Russian troops died, after drinking brake fluid that they’d drained from military vehicles.
        Fucking madmen.

      • De icier fluid for aircraft was a big fave, big problem for the main hospital trust in Lincolnshire was the theft of hand sanitiser by our eastern friends, drinking was the intended use. Who can forget the still explosion in a Boston industrial unit a few years back, 4 dead at scene and 1 died later at Boston Pilgrim Hospital. The Devils holy water has much to answer for.

      • He could bum me anytime. A real man, a real leader. He’s told the WEF to fuck off in no uncertain terms, and if he wants Ukraine back, he can have it. Most of them want it anyway.

      • He could bum me anytime. A real man, a real leader. He’s told the WEF to fuck off in no uncertain terms, and if he wants Ukraine back, he can have it. Most of them want it anyway.

    • Nicely put, Jack.

      Glad is not, in any way, now or in the past, is/was a member of the Guild of Uphill Gardeners. No sir, he’s all man, and those many photos of him with his shirt off that he likes to release? They’re just to show how manly and not remotely gay he is.

      Good afternoon.

      • I though that you’d done it deliberately.
        Made me chuckle.
        I think Glad suits him.
        😀

  17. Well, “they” have said in their own words that a, “Great Reset” is coming and that we, ie. they will “Build Back Better” but they won’t say what exactly that is. I’m putting my money on a DYSTOPIA rather an UTOPIA. These cunts hate as, we are just indentured slaves to them.

    “You will own nothing and be happy.”

    Yeah sure, we defeated Fascism in 1945 then Communism in 1991, sure.

    • We defeated Nazism, Fascism, Communism. If only we’d tackle Catholicism, the Vatican, and the Jesuit Order.. then we might get a utopia instead. They are at the root of all of the above ideologies, and the root of all this fucking bullshit. A psychotic stain on the collective consciousness of mankind.

      That psychopath sycophant Blair converted to Catholicism right after leaving No.10. Satanic brown nosing Cunt.

      • I’ve often wondered if she’s Unkle Terry’s missus.
        She does lovely oven chips.
        😀

      • Ruff!!
        Two plates of chips for me an Jack, an a round of bread and butter when you get a minute.

      • That was mental when B. Liar converted to Catholicism. What 55 year old converts to RC? One who bombed Iraq twice, that’s who. What’s the difference anyway between being Anglican and RC? Just more bizarre rituals and you have to, “renounce the Devil and all his works” which is a bit rich for someone who bombed innocent people.

      • A major perk of being a Catholic is it comes with a free “Commit Evil With Impunity” card.

      • RTC, some say the masons are behind a lot of things.

        Maybe Vernon or Big could chip in here.

      • Black and White Cunt is a Mason, I’m sure he’ll fill us in when he comes home from his Lodge meeting tonight.

      • I tell a lie: it was Prince Eddy who was Jack the Ripper. It says so in a book I’ve got so it must be true.

        That said, I’ve also got a book that says it was the Freemasons…

        Questions, questions, questions, running through the mind of the concerned young conspiracy theorist today.

        Recommended further reading:

        https://www.casebook.org/suspects/eddy.html

      • Not gossip, Cuntologist. B&WC really is a Freemason. Unless he’s lying. He’s told us so on numerous occasions.

        Sleep well.

  19. I have the distinct feeling that I am being followed, and watched. I only catch glimpses of the cunts, but they are almost certainly Chinese or possibly Russian. They want to inject me with something or other. That nice Boris Johnson says I need to be scared but also that he will keep me safe.

  20. What truly amazes me is that these massively complex world-wide conspiricies are being carried out by total and utter mongs who couldn’t organise the proverbial in a brewery.

    Fuck alone knows how the cunts do it.

  21. It’s all gone quiet on the south coast, while we are contemplating life without the Duke and Covid vaccinations. The unlocking of high street shopping, buying a pint and a long awaited haircut, how many fucking invaders are crossing the channel in rubber ferries.

    Cunts.

  22. I remember saying that Saddam Hussain had no weapons of destruction and i was condemned for spreading lies and conspiracies. The Government are always right and have our best interests at heart. Well, we all know how that saga ended up with that lying bastard Blair.
    What strikes me most is how a lot of people don’t just laugh conspiracies off but get down right angry that you could disagree with what ever Governments tell you.

    • If Hussain and Gadafi were still in power now, we wouldn’t be in half this mess we’re currently in. Thank OBASTURD and Satan Blair for it.

  23. T.F.A.

    Total.Fucking.Apathy.

    THE greatest threat to democracy, as we know it.

    • Seems to win every time at the moment CG, bloody sad, almost as if the masses are scared to look.

  24. Something’s going on here and you dont know what it is.
    Do you, Mr Jones?

    • There ought to be a law against you coming around Cuntstable. You should be made to wear earphones.

  25. The Covid situation is the only thing really bothering me at the monent. The woke stuff and clinlmate gibberish is all very boring now.

    • The Covid ‘situation’ is the ruse for the climate gibberish. Smart cities are on their way.

  27. BORO$ is a globalist puppet Worzel Gummidge cunt.

    If you tolerate this your children will be next to be arse-raped by Joe Xiden.

    What does Joe Xiden do after kissing his grandkids goodnight? Turns over.

    Hunter Biden’s wife walked in on him sniffing three inches of crack. She said, finish changing the nappy and we’ll say no more about it.

  28. Climate is fucked, covid is just the start, as someone else said, you children will be next. there will be more viruses, We are toxins, the more we breed the more viruses that will exist. It is too late for us, and possibly our children. If you disagree with me then go for it, But when you wake up tomoorrow, do the the right thing by your children. I have none, so it is up to you. And god knows I have nothing to give 🙂

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