Moonpig

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Moonpig are cunts,

We ordered a mother’s day card and flowers for mothers day, now being a special occasion card company. So first the card was late, the flowers didn’t show up at all, you can’t call these useless cunts it got to be emails.

Eventually we get a response a refund is offered and accepted, except they don’t refund your money, they give you credit.

So we reorder flowers and a card, to use the credit and thanks to fuckpigs I have some making up to do, try and order flowers, get a message to say no longer available, have to choose different flowers, the card arrives separately from the card.

The best bit is there’s a note with the flowers to a midwife to say thanks for delivering my sprog.

So fuck pig have completely fucked this up on every conceivable level, so don’t trust these useless cunts with any special occasion….

You will be the one who ends up looking like a cunt thanks to fuck pig…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

41 thoughts on “Moonpig”

  2. Moon pig? Is that something Dianne Abbott does out of a number 73 bus going past kweer starmers house?

    • The only thing Flabbott knows how to do is speed-dial KFC Just Eat.

      • Given the problem the Flabbopotamus has with numbers that have more than one digit, I assume somebody has to add KFC’s number to her phone for her.

        Does she know how many pieces of chiggun there are in a bargain bucket or is the number beyond her comprehension?

  4. Several times I have thought of using Moonpig but didn’t. Must have been some sort of instinct.

  5. I am frankly appalled that Admin have published this. A problem sending flowers on Mother’s day? Have you no shame? We’re Cunters remember. What would the cunts at Cunts Corner think? We have standards to keep up. They’ll be calling us ‘is a sissy…’soon.

    (The “yolk” is on you, Miles, ha – DA!)

    • Morning Miles,
      I wouldn’t worry about the Cunts Corner bunch!
      I recently sent them some friendship bracelets id made.
      And invited them to the ISAC maypole dance.

  6. Another vapour shyster company I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole.

    The card industry is a sham anyway with utter trash like “To my transgender cat on non aggressive fathers day”

    I always send a turd in tin foil…it suits any occasion.

    • Ever since “Clinton’s Cards” appeared on the High Street, I have been worried…

  7. Never trust companies with stupid, happy-clappy names like Moonpig or Cunty Pidgeon.com.

  8. I just looked on their website and one of the first examples was a card with the words…”OMG You guys made a tiny human”…dreadful,truly fucking appalling. I wouldn’t go in for any of that Americanised shite, I’d send..” You Cunts just spawned another brat so that you can sponge more benefits…Has the Dark-Key father pissed off yet?”

      • Dick@
        You can get cards more suitable for ISAC cunters.
        My mate sent me a birthday card
        “you not dead yet you old cunt?”
        And year before I sent him one that was a picture of the grim reaper in a church yard
        “Not long now”….

  9. Mrs Terry always deals with such mither.
    But thank you for bringing these halfwit cunts to my attention.

    Head office is likely in Botswana.

  10. On their website, there was no hate mail option, so I didn’t bother.
    So much for consumer choice.
    Cunts.
    Good morning.

  13. Cards in general are cunts, I send one on Mrs Infidels birthday only because of the consequences if I don’t.
    I leave all that bollox to er indoors and then if some family member says thanks later on, I of course take all the credit.
    Years ago it was Xmas and birthday but now fuck me. Baby, House, Death, Get Well soon, Driving test, Graduation, Anniversary, Passover, Easter, Holy fucking communion, Taking a big shit The list is endless.

    • I must be due a few cards then because I pitched a monster this morning…a danger to shipping and I was thinking of informing the Coast Guard.

      The Cost Guard were all too busy giving away Birkinis though.

    • Don’t forget ramadanadingdong Infidel, although I doubt that Moonhog would appeal. Perhaps the carpet kissers could start their own card company. Crescent moon goat fuck.com

  14. The clue is in the name ffs. What arse thought of that ? Barron satellite swine. Get a grip you twats. Just go to the card shop. If you want it done properly do it yourself don’t trust some feminist,lefty ,green haired tart with hairy arms . Well that’s how I visualise their staff.

  15. The best card company I’ve used is SPONGE CAKES LIMITED. A card with two slice of cake inside, of your choosing.
    Who doesn’t like cake?

  16. Moonpig?

    Clearly they employed Cameron as a ‘lobbyist’ or ‘naming consultant’ given his proclivities.

    Cöönpig ?

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