NASA or “Never A Straight Answer” deserve a cunting.

They are going back to the moon (we won’t get into the debate over if they went in the first place.)

The mission objectives seem to be focused on landing the first woman and the first person of colour on the moon. (What about the Gays, Lezzers and Transformers? – DA)

They will be using Space X hardware to get there. Let’s hope it isn’t equipped with the Tesla self drive option.

What a waste of time and money to virtue signal your right on identity politics. The Chinese will probably do it first but they will have objectives such as establishing rare mineral mines.

Here’s a tip NASA send Meg Markle and do us all a favour and reduce your payload in one easy hit.

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/nasa-says-spacex-wins-29-billion-contract-moon-lander-2024-goal-rcna705

(Link provided by the incredible Night Admin, one final time – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Middlesbrough Council are massive cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-56772569

So the council have spent god knows how much on these fucking ‘drugs overdose kits’ to aid these fucking smack head low lives. Who thought that this was a good idea. Initially after reading the title, I thought it was a kit to aid these mongs to actually overdose and save us all some trouble.

But no. It’s a kit to save them after taking an overdose. No wonder my council tax is extortionate and ‘creeps’ up every year. These people should be allowed to pass on if they take drugs to that extent.

Fuck off MBC and fuck off smack heads.

Nominated by: AsItIs

I would like to cunt Sky News but especially for this particular story. Who gives a fuck and why is this news? I feel sorry for the kid with these two pricks as parents. Just what has the world become. Sky is getting as bad as the fucking BBC for this shite. Yes I know I don’t have to read it but that’s not your point.

https://news.sky.com/story/queer-eye-star-tan-france-reveals-he-and-his-husband-are-expecting-first-child-via-surrogate-12275178

Nominated by: AsItIs

Added to by Sidelinesid:

I am 100% peeved off with woke editorial headline writers. Sky tells us “Chauvin refuses to testify in murder trial as defence rests case” … “REFUSES” no less … Is that not his right!. How can he refuse something he is not obliged, expected or in anyway compelled to do. Perhaps if career criminal Floyd had refused to break the law then I would not be typing now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOMh9s8CODU

This pissed me off.

Why did ITV feel the need to really focus on Gay wankers and not just normal wankers? What is that they interviewed from the Ku Bar?

It looks like Caitlyn Jenner for fuck sake. Just look at them all. You would think it was their first ever drink the way they are going on.

Standby for a sudden increase in COVID cases in London for which the whole of the UK will pay the price.

Why do people want to go out so much and drink? I prefer drinking in the house to avoid a mass of cunts like this lot.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: AsItIs

Miranda is the “Head of Creative Diversity” at the good old BBC. Translation…… she’s a mouthy, posh black bitch who gets paid a shitload of taxpayers money for slagging this country off.

Apparently Miranda doesn’t like the character “Luther” in the popular series because, although he is black ( Hurrah Hurrah!) he doesn’t have any black friends or eats “Caribbean food”. ( cue a cross channel lorryload of black actors)

Now i’ve never seen this shit but i’m prepared to take Miranda’s word for it. My problem is that I can perfectly understand why a black copper wouldn’t have any black friends ( the words “coconut” and “choc ice” come to mind) and the black people I know much prefer fried chicken to de ricen’peas innit? But of course, unlike Miranda, I don’t know any posh, middle class blacks, I don’t know any cunts who work for the BBC and I don’t get invites to any Islington dinner parties.

Another race baiting bitch who wants us to believe that skin colour is more important than class in deciding who gets their hands on the goodies. Yeah, fuck off darling……you’ve been sussed.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/04/14/miranda-wayland/

(Link provided by the awesome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

and seconded by: King Cunt

Who is this cunt you may ask? It is the diversity chief – no prize for guessing the hue – for the BBC.

Its latest statement – Idris Elbas Luther, is culturally insensitive as the character isn’t black enough. Its a black man playing a white mans role.

Maybe she has a problem with her sight, or her TV as last time I saw the cunt in Luther he was indeed black.

This bint goes on to state “he doesn’t have any black friends, he doesn’t eat Caribbean food”. Cunts got no friends in the show – as he devotes it to trying to plug a coal burner.

He dos not eat Caribbean food – why would he – he is from Ghana.

To go on and say he should be cast in a way that shows the true black culture not a white role played by a black actor. HBO Identified that well before this Miranda cunt, ticking all the boxes of the culturally enriched Stringer Bell, Money Launderer in the Baltimore Projects. ( Winning a golden globe)

That black and accurate enough?