With his eye make-up ever ready, a Mayoral cunting please for Andy Burnham (the man who would be next Prime Minister if only Dame Keir would fuck off). Yesterday, writing on that ever – entertaining wonderland of fun, Labour List, the baggy-snatched Rachel Reeves, spoke with great eloquence (inspired by her leaders Mother Superior-like distaste for “sleaze”) that “fish rots from the head down”.. How true, but Reeves, like her boss, who she loves to be obsequious to, only spies rotting fish from without – never within. In my view any party that had Keith Vaz and Peter Mandelson in it’s ranks should think twice before using the word sleaze. I wonder, when they are at the ultra-pious stage what their Ladyships make of this story, that Burnham does nothing to stop two of the Rotherham child sex criminals to stay in his territory, even though he has the powers to take action:

Link to story here.

Diversity is our strength. Oh yes…..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

John Barrowman is a cunt.

We all know about the recent scandal involving Noel Clarke (the dirty cunt), but his Doctor Who co-star Barrowman also needs to brought to book. Barrowman himself admitted that he regularly exposed himself on set and was partial to sexual harassment via flashing. But because of what he is (cough), will it get glossed over and swept under the carpet, like a certain Gopher loving This Morning presenter? Had any of us here got our knobs out in the workplace, we’d be arrested and rightly so. But I expect this dirty doughnut punching cunt will get away with it. He shouldn’t do though.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/people-are-calling-out-john-barrowman-for-his-inappropriate-behaviour-after-old-video-resurfaces/

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/dec/02/bbc-radio

Nominated by: Norman

Seconded by….wait for it…..Norman:

Oh,and Barrowman did a panto at Manchester Opera House (Dick Whittington). Barrowman got the audience (including kids) to chant ‘Alice loves dick’. He is one creepy cunt.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/oh-no-didnt-mum-launches-14028194

According to the BBC and the Guardian, this creep’s antics were merely high spirits and exuberant behaviour.

I might have bloody well known, If any straight bloke had flashed his knob all over a television studio, they’d be arrested before you could say ‘Dixon of Dock Green’ and crucified quicker than that bloke from Galilee was.

Amazing, isn’t it? That Noel Clarke fellow is getting put through the mincer for his alleged antics. But, because Barrowman is a poove, indecent exposure gets played down as bawdy campness and jolly Japes. I can smell the double standards from here and they fucking stink.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57021060

For my maiden cunting, I nominate the BBC, propped up by Aidan Turner.
(Welcome aboard the good ship ISAC – NA)

The BBC have had many well-deserved cuntings over the years and will receive many more, I’m certain. One recent ‘story’ on their website caught my attention and seemed to sum up their ‘journalism’, ticking some – but not all – of their favourite woke boxes.

I won’t repeat the whole thing, but it’s to do with Poldark actor, Aidan Turner, being “glad” that his latest brooding shit-fest portrays Leonardo da Vinci as definitely gay, backed up with cast-iron evidence such as: “Some historians have argued he was gay or bisexual”, and by a quote from who else but the Guardian.

By some weird quirk, this was his “motivation for doing so much”. Of course, Elgar couldn’t possibly have composed ‘Jerusalem’ without some quality man-on-man action after work. What a fucking sack of shite.

It’s yet another ‘story’ where the opinions (often the result of leading questions) of luvvies, unqualified schoolchildren, and millionaire footballers are mistaken for absolute truths and they become the news story. Especially where opinions dance to the woke tune the BBC are so keen on performing.

The other kind of story that frequently makes it to the BBC website is to do with (faux) outrage. The pattern is depressingly familiar: Cunt X says something that most people agree with. Cunt Y is offended by what Cunt X said. Cunt Z agrees with Cunt Y that what Cunt X said was racist / homophobic / transphobic (insert the latest phobia here). Cunt X then reflects on what he / her / it said and agrees that it actually doesn’t reflect his / her / its deeply held anti-racist / anti-homophobic / anti-transphobic (insert the latest anti-phobia here) values and is profoundly sorry for any offence caused.

Cunt X, Y and Z are therefore all cunts (but each for different reasons). As though because one person claims to be offended by something, it means we all should be, and moreover that something is therefore wrong. Fuck off.

We all have thousands of emotions every day. I’ve got news for the BBC: this isn’t fucking news. I’m filled with offence, rage, boredom, rage, hubris, rage, misery, rage, joy and rage every fucking day of my life, but that isn’t reported on. All it is, is a way for lazy BBC ‘journalists’ to push a particular cliched agenda and spout their bollocks platitudes, usually around race / sexuality / gender, and gain plaudits from Guardian-reading fuckers.

If you’re interested, the link is here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56769845, and you can make your own mind up. #DefundtheBBC.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

A nomination for Lucy Scott-Moncrief, House of Lords commissioner for standards, who has put Baroness Boothroyd, the former Commons Speaker under investigation for failing to attend a sexual harassment course.

The 91-year-old did not attend a training session because she was recovering from open-heart surgery. But despite informing this Moncrief cunt of her condition, she was told that a formal probe would still be opened into her conduct.

Betty Boothroyd told the standards watchdog: “The reason I have not been able to respond to the requirements is due to the fact that early in March 2020, I was advised by two consultants to leave London and isolate at my home in the country. I had an aorta valve replacement followed by a leak in the mitral valve. The respiratory consultant in particular insisted I stay out of London and in the country.”

Mongcrief asked whether the medical condition meant Lady Boothroyd could not attend the course online. Lady Boothroyd said this was the case, but Mongcrief said she would still be investigated.

I wonder how many innocent young bucks have recently been sexually harassed by this insatiable, voracious 91 year old vamp.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Link and additional commentary provided by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Here’s a link:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9508219/Baroness-Boothroyd-91-investigated-Parliaments-ethics-watchdog.html

A nomination for Sainsburys and their Cornish customers.
Sainsbury has been forced to apologise after customers in Cornwall were left ‘outraged’ by the supermarket’s in-store advert which featured a scone laden with cream – with the jam on top. The picture of the fruit scone at the branch in Truro, caused ‘havoc’ and customers complained after they noticed it was topped with a layer of cream first instead of jam. Oh the trauma, slit your wrists now!
Some local residents took to twitter to discuss the matter and one cunt said that Sainsburys should be boycotted.
Another cunt said that a government inquiry was needed, whilst others described the error as “disgraceful” and “shocking.”
I’m not too sure if this was actually a piss-take by some people to the overreactions, but knowing how snow-flakey many cunts are nowadays, it’s probably safe to assume that those are genuine comments.
Sainsburys are cunts too for apologising to these arseholes.

Link to the story. (Link provided by Jessum Priest)

Nominated by: mystic maven