Right fuck this. Why are we in the UK funding this outdated shower of shite? I know we get automatic entry but why can’t some other countries fund it besides the usual four? If we really want to take part in this anti British hate fest then let’s just try to qualify.

I for one love watching this with some strong booze and laughing at the eurotrash who take it so seriously. It’s a badge of honour if we finish last but ffs stop giving these cunts our money. Will this country never stop fighting for or paying for Europe?

https://eurosong-contest.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Five

(Link generously provided by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine. Ta – NA)

Nominated by: Uttercunt

And this from Lord Helpuss

The BBC and Eurovision.

I am no fan of this shite-fest which is a stain on the face of music. Nor did I watch it.

But the BBC’s reaction to the UK entry getting nil points was pathetic. None of the presenters who covered the story the morning after made any mention of the appalling bias shown. Nor did the chumps they brought on to discuss it. Among these was the old trout Cheryl Baker from former winners Fucks Bizz and some effnic Irish nomark.

Their opinion was that the UK faced stiff competition from “so many good songs” (ha ha) and that we need to inject more gimmicks into our act. FFS.

Listen we could have the best song and singer in the world and we would still come last because the rest of Europe hate us. Even more so after Brexit. All the former Soviet states vote for each other en bloc. There are so many of them now that they make up half the votes anyway.

The UK will never ever get a look in. All we can expect is more humiliation. Let’s pull out now and let the talentless tasteless twats get on with it.

Father Ted’s My Lovely Horse was the best ever euro song and it wasn’t even for real.

..and there’s more! This time from Hard Brexit Cunt 

The Eurovision Song Contest is a contest of cunts singing cuntish songs and watched by cunts. Therefore, it is a cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2021/05/22/eurovision-2021-final-song-contest-finalists-results-winner/

This year, the UK finished last with ‘nul points’, reflecting the fact that we don’t take it seriously and the only people who watch it in this country are sad plain Jane, Bridget Jones-type birds and raving irons.

Why on earth does the BBC waste huge sums of money to subsidise this pageant of camp artists singing shit songs which will never break the Top 1000 of the UK charts? The singers who tend to win these days usually come from Eastern Europe because the Dooshkas listen to shit music and will therefore vote for shit songs.

The BBC should save licence payers’ money for the lawsuits that will inevitably arise from the Parking Stanley Martin Bashir’s unethical interview with the mother of James Hewitt’s ginger-haired son.

If we don’t take the ESC seriously, and we have no good reason to take it seriously, we shouldn’t bother taking part.

This quango was set up to regulate universities and to monitor the content of academic courses and the awarding of degrees. It is hopelessly woke and is having a negative impact on higher education.

The code issued by the QAA states that higher education establishments must consider the needs of all students – including those studying at different locations, from different cultural/educational backgrounds, with additional learning needs, or with protected characteristics – when designing courses.

The chilling effect of this can be seen in the recent brouhaha at Exeter University. The Department of Social Sciences (yes, I know a pseudo-science) and International Relations at Exeter is going through a wholesale redesign of its curriculum, ostensibly at the behest of the QAA. According to reports in the press, a number of academics are shocked at the changes proposed to curriculums in subjects like philosophy, law, politics, anthropology and sociology, likening them to a “Maoist cultural revolution” and a threat to free speech. Their curriculums apparently have to be “decolonised” and expunged of outdated notions and theories derived from “white supremacy”. Otherwise a few snowflake students might be traumatised. Academics must apparently broaden “ epistemological and ontological horizons by moving away from a white, Eurocentric curriculum”.

One academic opposing the changes said “ there are lots of people here who feel the same way as I do but no one will come forward because there is a deep culture of fear.”

In its defence the University has said if they don’t do this their courses will not be approved by the QAA.

This would be a joke we’re it not so serious. Close the minds of the young and you might as well turn out all the lights on academic freedom and enquiry and on the project of western civilisation as a whole.

What a pile of cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/15/russell-group-university-accused-soviet-style-censorship2/

https://libguides.exeter.ac.uk/diversereadinglists

https://www.qaa.ac.uk/

(Their senior leadership team is all white. Well, well, well – how fucking racist is that? – NA)

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Welsh cunts, Labour and the road to bankruptcy.

Wales is to trial a universal basic income. That’s right, every fucker gets paid by the state regardless of their status. Pensions for all, from 18 if you like.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-57120354

Various versions of the scheme have been trialled around the world, including in Finland, where 2,000 unemployed people were paid €560 (£480) per month for two years.
Researchers found the scheme left those happier and less stressed, but did NOT AID THEM IN FINDING WORK. (my caps)

Now there’s a fucking surprise.

I presume comrade Drakeford expects the rest of the UK to pay for this. Think about it. They could turn the whole of Wales into benefit dependent chavs.
Result – Labour elected by a landslide of postal votes by cunts too tired to go to the polling booths.

If Plaid Cymru could find the SNP Bluearse factor. Labour would get shown the fucking door. As it is the dull Welsh cunts are stuck with them.

Wales, twinned with Venezuela. Thanks to Tony fucking Blair.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded by Sixdog Vomit:

I was just about to cunt this but you’ve done a Sterling job already CC.

This experiment has been attempted in various places around the world and failed. Now Welsh Socialists think they are going to make it work?

The government dishing out taxpayer money in welfare is one thing but dishing it out regardless of need is insane.

I can only imagine Diane Abbott checked the numbers that were originally worked out by a window licking chimp.

The media vs Israel vs Palestine.
*disclaimer I have no interest in either side*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57110368

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575041/Its-like-Purge-real-life-Terrified-Israelis-say-police-overwhelmed-Arab-mobs.html#comments

etc etc

Yes I’m going there. Fuck the media about the coverage of this conflict. I’ve been watching social media videos of arabs being harassed and assaulted all throughout ramadan. They’re evicting families from their own houses. Little kids being arrested by armed fucking police holding rifles by the IDF for walking down the wrong street.

You poke a population enough they fight back. So now Israel have the justification to fucking bomb the shit out of the place (mainly civilians) and claim it’s self defence. Do you think a fucking SINGLE news article is pointing any of that out? no. They’re all about the brave Israelies who have a massive army fighting back against the evil Hamas.

Also they’re Israelies posting selfies and videos celebrating their deaths.

I have no doubt Hamas are cunts, but if you tell me demolishing civilian buildings and killing innocents is justice you can fuck off. I don’t care if a fucking 7 year old threw a rock at you in your full body armour, you don’t fucking threaten them with a gun.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

And added to by Miles:

Israel

Oh here we go again. It’s usually around every 4 years there’s a flare up. Here’s the latest one. You know the score already. It will be about 10 Palestinians to 1 dead Israeli.

What was the cause this time? 4 Palestinian families were to be evicted from their homes provoking protests. Then the IDF went into the All Asqua mosque compound.

I see the essential problem as one of Control. And that’s where I blame the Israelis. You could say they are ‘control freaks’ to my mind.

What am I trying to say? There is tough talk from Netanyahu as usual. ‘The bombardment of Gaza will go on as long as is neccessary’. But violence breeds violence. With every attack they make more raging radicals. And the thing quietens down again and we’re all supposed to forget and Israel supposedly returns to being a normal country again.

All it is is we’ve just got to control these peky Palestinians from time to to time,,-give them a good kicking to show them who’s in charge.

So depressing.

It would be better if they did ‘drive them into the sea’ then at least the agony would end.
If that doesn’t happen these flare ups will continue to happen.

There is a difference this time. The ‘Arab Israelis’ are joinng in. There is ‘civil war’ in many Israeli cities according to accounts. I welcome this development.

I welcome it because I think Israel needs to become a ‘failed state’. I want it to collapse. I think it would help matters all round. Then we can start over again. (the Jews there of course) with an equitable distribution of the land.

The situation is untenable. I don’t say that as wanting violence. It just is. The Palestinian population is growing. And they’re not going anywhere. You cannot kill them all. The controls cannot work in the end, the guards, the roadblocks, even the wall won’t work in the end. People on both sides cannot live like that. People need peace in the end.

The conflict might go on for a further hundred years but it will come to an end eventually.

You know the IRA did ‘bomb their way,’ to the negotiating table. The Palestinians need to do the same in Israel. Turn it into a failed state. Then from an equal position of strength sue for peace.

…and this from Smugcunt

“Palestinians” are cunts.

First up Palestine was only a thing under the British mandate. No sovereign state has ever been called Palestine.

These pathetic people are the show donkeys of the muslim world to show how hard they are. Every five years the cunts fire rockets from hospitals and schools so the BBC ,CNN,Chanel4 can show what “journalism” has become.

I would recommend “Fauda” on netflix to show what a shit hole built on hate these cunts live in. By the way Pakistan was founded as a religious state in the 1940s. They have been at war with their neighbours over land ever since, have acquired nuclear bombs clandestinely, and actually murder minorities as government policy.

Not a peep from the left. Silence. Pakistan has contributed nothing to mankind while Israel is tripping over themselves with nobel prizes while exporting water from a desert.

Israelis dont blow up kids in the Manchester arena either.

SAGE are cunts. They are the fuckin SS of Britain.
The so called Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies.

Every time there is a glimmer of hope we might just be allowed to go outside these utter bastards come along with;

NO! STOP! THE VIRUS IS MUTATING AND NOW THERE IS A Indian,Mongolian,Alien,Hobbit varient….KEEP EVERYTHING CLOSED OR A COUPLE OF 90 YEAR OLDS MIGHT DIE!

Really folks. These little Hitler cunts would gladly see us all marched into the gas chambers.

Fuck off and Die you utter cunts!!!
(I think that’s the SAGE Mission Statement – NA)

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki