Bunch of upper class cunts wearing stupid headgear, pissing about thinking it’s 1895.
Usually this eccentric and eclectic bunch of silver spoon cunts wouldn’t bother me. They’re daft rich pricks that no one likes, not even their own reflections like them. But this year I think it’s perhaps the fact that whilst children are being forced to endure stupid rules that are sucking the joy out of their only childhood, these cunts are gathered by the thousands and swaning about mask free looking jolly tits.
If there’s oh so much danger, then why are these cunts all mingling about around Charles? I assume he visits his mama daily to suckle some pestilent boob goop? Would he really put her at risk?
This and the G7 shindigs. They’re having a fucking laugh, at our expense.
Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty
Cowes. Wimbledon. Royal Ascot.
Hampton Court Flower Show. Chelsea Flower Show.
Etc, etc, etc
All collected like badges by the metropolitan elite, dinner party brigade.
Half the time, the cunts have no interest in the subject-just an interest in the bragging rights.
Sadly they have started to price out the working man from Six Nations, Test matches and Football finals.
We can only hope they all catch the new “cunt” variant-because so many of them are obviously infected….
🤔
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Is the tart in blue on the right “trans”?. It looks as if Eddie Izzard made a special effort that day.
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I thought it was the twat in the middle discreetly hiding its “goalkeepers hands” behind its back.
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Thinking about it they look more like the first three in the 2:35!!!
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Looks like we have a trio of transformers, look at the fucking hand / fingers holding that phone.
Richard Clayderman would be envious of those digits.
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Full of dreadful parvenu types…I wouldn’t be seen dead there.
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They seem to be there more for the food, drink and spotting chavvy ‘celebrities’ and discount Premier League footballers. Incidentally, just reading about Barney Curley who died recently.
Morning Fiddler.
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A favourite word of yours Mr Fiddler? I think you entitled a Nom once ‘The Parvenu’.
Arriviste another word for it.
They didn’t do the usual parading up the middle of the racecourse in carraiges I don’t think this year. Prince Phillip not being around.
John McCrirrick always lived Royal Ascot. In his top hat.
Never been. Like you ‘not in my calendar’.
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Parvenu?
Them that have the cornershop?
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MNC@ – The Parvenues are the rude shopkeepers – the Owdyados are the polite ones! 😀
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Haven’t there been some excellent bare knuckle fisticuffs and indecent female behaviour at these high class events in recent years?
I always assumed they were rammed full of ultra cunts so never paid any attention.
Does seem strange to be able to piss about there but not have a holiday abroad?
What the fuck do I know?
All these venues should be turned into camps for the countries undesirables.
Chosen by me.
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To be fair to Prince Big Ears (which I’m loathe to be) there is nowt under lockdown rules to prevent our future king from visiting his mater every day and and sucking her tits if that’s what gets him off.
Apart from which they’ve both been double vaccinated, so no need for you to worry unduly, Chunky.
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Morning RT.
I do detect another go at us ‘Boomers’. We’re always robbing our children’s childhood in Chunky’s mind.
Nay, he goes back even further to…let me have a look…1895.
So ‘Boomers’ not only neglected their young but were and are living in the past.
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Morning Miles. Quite so.
But one has to feel a certain sympathy for these entitled, whinging millennials and their scratch cards.
“It’s not fair!”
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When you post another one of your wonderful nonsensical gibberish rants, Miles, then I’ll leave a few boomer nuggets for you.
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Isn’t it about time you two buried the hatchet with Chunky by now?
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I don’t mind, Mr Tso. Miles is just looking for some approval by brown nosing, and Ruff is in denial about what is happening. Couldn’t give a fuck about either of them.
I know this is light hearted banter at this point, but I’d just like to remind all to be polite to other cunters as it’s against the rules. Not aimed at anyone in particular. – DA
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In what respect am I in denial? I have been arguing for the immediate lifting of all lockdown restrictions since April.
I suppose you want me to pretend that “there is no fucking virus”. 🙄
Only one of us here is in denial and it sure ain’t me, babe.
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Given the ones I saw and heard going last week, I don’t think “upper class” is a good description. Chav scum would cover most of them.
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You’re spot on LC. Whilst the rich and famous still attend ‘Royal Ascot’ it is littered with wannabes and common scumbags. I know a bird who went on ‘ladies day’ most years. She is rougher than the North sea in a force 9. Always got shit-faced and pulled some unfortunate bloke who’d drunk too much. It’s the same with the lads, they all think they’re the mutts nuts dressed up for the races, when in actual fact the only time they normally wear a suit is when they’re up in court on a charge. Cunts.
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Ascot, due to corona ive missed it this year.
In fact ive missed it every year.
Cant find a big enough hat.
Load of chinless Giles, Jolyon, Lucretia, and Cressida types showing off and being toothy.
Nail bomb.
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Morning MNC, Henley Regatta can still claim to be posh and it wouldn’t be lying. Definitely full of toffs and spivs. Nobody cares about boat racing on the river.
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My ex in-laws were powerboat racers, and that on the other hand didn’t hide the fact that glorified gypsies were taking over a seaside town for a weekend. Some of the biggest cunts I ever had the misfortune to meet.
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Rob: I had dealings with a “glorified pikey” who had his own formula 1power boat team.
Made his pile from “Ligistics”-or as I preferred to call it, wagons delivering goods.
The man was a cuntfinder if the first water.
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*logistics
*of
*cunt
🍎-up your arse!
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I probably know the cunt CG, my ex in-laws owned a transport firm. Everything they owned was on the knock, millionaires on paper. They actually owned less than me.
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This particular cunt ran off with a Norwegian tart, half his age.
Sound familiar?
😉
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Not the one ! Could probably find out who it was. They used to get a shock when they raced in Norway though as a pint was about £10 fifteen years ago. That brought the cunts down to earth.
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Morning Rob.
Striped blazers an straw hats like a vaudeville act or barbershop choir?
Doubt its for me Rob?
My teeth arent buck enough!
And id probably disgrace myself by pissing in the river.
The bunch of punts.
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“I assume he visits his mama daily to suckle some pestilent boob goop”
[Gwyneth Paltrow thinks “New product line”. She quickly pulls out her notebook and pen and begins scribbling furiously]
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Ahoy there, Gwynnie!
Clever of you to masquerade as our estimable Mr Steptoe.
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Bah. I’ve been rumbled.
Must dash – people are trying to snatch my snatch candles.
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No better example of White Privilege in action!
I bet these are the same cunts that bang on about all things woke, insist on the benefits of immigration, inclusion and diversity, and that the rest of the country are all xenophobic, gammon thick bastards. And that we should all integrate for the greater good – just so long as its “not in my back yard!”
Don’t see much diversity at Ascot, if that pic is anything to go by either
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All playgrounds for the rich, Techno.
The plebs might sneak in-they are never truly welcome.
Wimbledon: called the “All England” club but not really for “all”, is it?
These wannabes dare not miss one of these “social” occasions, because they fear being “the ones not in the room, that everyone else talks about.”
Add certain ski-Ing resorts, holiday destinations etc, etc
I can not and will not stand for such snobbery and let me tell you, I will and often have cunted such behaviour, to the bastards faces👍
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Morning CG. If it’s the ‘all England club’ what is that cunt Murray, his brother and his mother doing there? Now that’s a place for the elite. A hangout for Cliff and the Yew Tree Gang.
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Can they still call it “The All England Club?” Sounds a bit exclusive to me. Perhaps their Diversity and Inclusion Director should consider a rebrand to something like “The All Chiggun, Goat & Chapatti Club”
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A total and complete wankfest along with Henley regatta. I have the misfortune to live between these two places and the traffic created by the Tarquin’s and Penelope’s is a fucking nightmare, let alone the utter cuntishness of the events themselves.
So whilst I can’t attend my eight year old boys sports day, these interbred, chinless, horse faced wankers can mingle themselves to death. Democracy at its best.
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A veritable p**ce’s paradise of showoffs and wannabees in large colourful hats.
The parvenu (HT DF) in them prevents them from exercising any decorum or restraint once the cheap prosecco starts to flow. Then you will see bare, floppy tits, stumbles on high heeled designer shoes, ripped, flounce dresses, fighting and, possibly, involuntary defecation. You will certainly hear the delights of potty mouths and shouting.
Fuck it to the bottom of the English Channel.
Sorry the other post you made was automoderated, so deleted it as a repost – DA
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Absolutely bang on there Paul.
A mate of mine, keen racing fan more familiar with Chepstow, went one year and even he was incredulous at the goings on he witnessed after the 5:30.
All that you describe plus some al fresco shagging in the car park cheered on by complete strangers. He said it reminded him of his doggïing days!
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You’re mates with Stan Collimore?
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He once gave Ukrika a slap didn’t he?
Better be careful what I say there!!
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Full of pie keys and general bogtrotters, a veritable fenian paradise, maybe PETA could lie across the track to make a sort of agility course for the horses, might make it a bit more interesting, watching horse hooves ripping up Tarquin and Jemima, i wouldn’t go, horses are cunts!!!!
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We have a downgraded version of Ascot each year at Brighton Races.
The only difference is , it’s swarming with Pikeys and Chavs all trying to look like Posh cunts wearing the latest Haute Couture from Primark.
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Mutton dressed as mutton.
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These plastic toffs are the cunts that are dictating how this country is run.
No doubt Princess NutNut is one of them, banging on about saving the planet while scooting along to Ascot in her latest freebie Land Rover Discovery, courtesy of the TaxPayer (allegedly of course)
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Have these selfish people any decency?
Have they even considered Kate Garraway’s husband.
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Lazy sod’s been lying in bed for a year.
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They’re all nouveau riche and lack proper etiquette. They’re common and oiky probably sporting some grubby tramp stamps. In the past it was proper posh people who had taste. These wannabes have somehow acquired wealth and have delusions of grandeur.
I love proper posh rich folk. They’re usually completely out to lunch and drink pink gin at 11am before a light lunch. It’s far better than everyone being at the bottom of the barrel extolling the virtues of being poor and working class while doing the lottery in an attempt to get what they claim to hate.
I personally always drink tea with a saucer and eat using a fork and knife and never dine with my fingers out of a bucket full of chuggin like some ghastly scene from a chimpanzee’s tea party.
Pippip.
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Your Hewitt jr and I claim my £5.
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In the post, you rumbled me.
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I know a cunt who goes there, he’s nouveau riche too. Made a few quid as a builder which is fine by me but then chooses to attempt to mingle with this fucking bunch.
I’m told he backs multiple horses in each race, puts the receipts in various pockets and when the winner is announced gets the betting slip out of the relevant pocket sometimes choosing the wrong pocket.
I’d rather walk around town with a nail in my shoe.
Just like those 🏇🏇🏇
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Social mobility has a lot to answer for.
We should have stuck with the Christian ethic.
The rich man in his castle,
The poor man at his gate.
God made them, high or lowly,
And ordered their estate.
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Well at least they’re not cowering at home or wearing masks, which is presumably what the OP would prefer them to be doing.
Nor are they responsible for school Covid regulations, that would be the government.
Naturally they’re cunts, but that goes without saying. Wouldn’t say no to a threesome with the bints in the header pic though.
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Foursome, I mean.
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I have been to Royal Ascot several times, it’s not that posh really. Mingling with the super rich, Sheikh Mohammed (lock up your daughters), chatted with one of the Jockeys….
It’s just a race meeting with trimmings, I have been to quite a few race courses, a nice day out.
Forget a few of these ‘test case events’, the real them and us is coming, nothing to do with Covid, The Great Green Reset.
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The year is 2020 and as a deadly virus spreads across the globe the population increases by 81,000,000….
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Ffs is that true JR Cuntley? If so their master plan of a deadly virus seems to have failed.
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Went to Doncaster races once on a stag do.
Got a snog from a slapper in a bar. She stank of donner kebab and B.O. She put her hands down me pants and rubbed me Johnson an ‘all. Then, as I was about to take her back to the hotel, she vomited getting in the taxi. The taxi bloke shouted ‘She’s not getting in this taxi!’ Her eloquent reply, obviously learned from her good etiquette classes, was “Ahhhh ffffFFuck off you shmmmmelly pa kee basssshtard!”
I called it a night there. Although I did consider it, but doubted the hotel would let a sweaty sweary and somewhat racist slapper covered in vomit, into their establishment.
Doncaster eh?
Fuck off with your Ascot. inbed horse faced cunts.
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Ha ha ha!
A standard night out in sunny Donny, I hear👍
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I could never really take Royal Ascot seriously anyway.
But the day I saw one of Wayne Rooney’s notorious News of the Screws whores at Ascot, larging it like she was royalty? It’s supposed to be a prestigious event, but they’ll let any piece of shit and orange skinned slapper into the place.
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Looking at that header pic I’m sure all three bints are blokes identifying as bints!
And in any case isn’t the use of “Royal” institutionally racist from old colonial times on d’plantatations an’ ting, oh mammy?
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Its the cunts who dress like that but go to Doncaster races who boil my piss. Ten bob millionaires. “What are you betting on Beyonce Clegg?”…. “I’m having a pound each way on ‘On the blob’ Tulisa Ramsbottom”. Fuck off you soppy twats.
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I was planning to go to Doncaster the year the St Leger was moved to Ary because of the collapse of the track.
It’s the only classic I haven’t seen live.
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Ayr not Ary 😂
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Ayr is a shithole… https://youtu.be/WDZtINXEN8Q
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Hahahaha, Despite your eat the Rich membership running out and you not being able to afford to renew it, no Big chunky sulky, there will never be wealth distribution 😀
And as for the G7? They were benevolent enough to leave their food scraps for the local paupers, so serfs and oiks should be thanking them!
Good moaning and fuck off!
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You are Boris Johnson and I claim my five pounds…
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Ladies Day at Aintree is an unrivalled experience.
My son took two photos the other year. The first showed a young lady in all her finery and stilettos, complete with an electronic ankle tag.
The second was of some local mare taking a piss in the urinals, much to the amazement of all the gents present, all because the queue was too long for the ladies conveniences. Apparently there is footage on you tube somewhere.
But unlike Ascot, at least they aren’t pretending to be something they are clearly not
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Evacuate all the horses then introduce Ascot to the glory of the cluster bomb.
And napalm…
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Royal Ascot.
The non rich pretending to be accepted in the company of the rich, and the rich pretending to accept them.
Provided security remove them after six and keep an eye on the cutlery.
UK wide anti lockdown protests in London and other major cities tomorrow.
We ain’t getting this back – we need to take it back.
When will my Country get off its knees?
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The coverage of theses ‘ladies day’s events are waaaaaaaaycist. I’ve yet to see any burka clad beauties featured in the media. Channel4 hasn’t even managed to muster up one cunt for diversity
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Feeling a bit queasy? Something you ate disagreed with you? But you aren’t feeling quiiiiite nauseous enough? Try some of this:
https://eclipsemagazine.co.uk/royal-ascot-2021-fashionistas-in-top-form-for-day-5/
Charlie Turner* is presumably wearing the Mtembe tartan, and I see Peter Philips is sporting a red triangle. Old Auschwitz hands will recognise this as the badge of a political prisoner…
*not that one.
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Holy fuck, the last king of Scotland goes to the races.
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My dad first took me to ‘Royal Ascot’ when I was 14, it was the Saturday of the Royal meeting, and in those days Saturday didn’t count as Royal. But it was an education that I have followed since.
I have always had a home within 10 miles of the place and been many times since. Now, I wouldn’t go on wages.
The cunts don’t know horses. I have owned a few nice racehorses over 20 years or so, and been in the winner’s enclosure more than twenty times with mine, all over; even Baden-Baden in Germany. And I have been in the Royal Box at Sandown and Newbury.
Royal Ascot now is just an open bar, with racing as a side show.
Fuck the cunts.
Give me Ayr, Donny, Cartmel, Sedgefield, Chepstow, Newton Abbott, Brighton, Lingfield. I have been to most tracks. Places where the punters love the horses.
Fuck Ascot to hell.
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