Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Colston School

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A posh, private school in Bristol founded by the Devil Himself, Edward Colston in 1710. It has proudly borne his name for 300 fucking years but now that has to change. To be fair they did conduct a survey of 2500 about dropping the name. Unfortunately 81% of the respondents voted to keep the name but they decided to fucking change it anyway. Shades of 23rd June 2016 anyone?
They haven’t decided on the new name yet but some spring to mind immediately…….

The George Floyd Academy

The Greta Thunderstorms Institute

or my personal favourite….

Posh Hypocrites Hall

Sorry Admin I can’t do links but if you don’t post this i’m putting on my prettiest dress and stitching you up for transphobia or some such shit.
You have been warned. (DA said he’d love to see you in said dress. I’m not so keen, but I’ll find a few links for you. See below. You’re welcome – NA)

I saw this story on the Sly News website this morning. They mentioned there were 2,500 responses and more than 1,000 were in favour of keeping the name:
Sly News Link.

The Guardian (who would have guessed?) actually had the balls to report 81% of respondents were in favour of keeping the name:
Guardian Link.

Best of all, an actual Bristol news website reported more than a third of respondents were in favour of retaining the name. Well I suppose 81% is more than a third, but a rather obvious attempt to disguise the feelings of the majority:
Bristol 247 Link.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Moaning Bastards

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There really are some ungrateful, small-minded and totally selfish bastards out there, who constantly whinge at the most trivial of things. It’s as if they’ve got nothing better to do with their time other than to flame, flame and flame some more – professional trolls in other words.

There’s 2 or 3 local online Cumbrian news sites I visit from time to time – “News and Star”, “Cumbria Crack” and “Whitehaven News”

All three cover most of the Cumbria area. They’re fairly small businesses, and not owned by any faceless corporate entity as far as I can tell. As such their resources, both financially and human, are quite limited. But they do the best with what they have, which often means some of their reporting isn’t as thorough or concise compared to the MSM.

But this is completely overlooked by some of the whinging cunts who constantly moan in the comments section of local news articles, especially to do with the weather.

The article would be about some weather warning for the ENTIRE Cumbria region, and yet you’ll get some cunts posting “What has Barrow-in-Furnace (South Cumbria) got to do with Carlisle (North Cumbria)?”; or “You said it would snow in Ravenglass, but nothing happened. My kids wanted to build snowmen and are now distraught!”

Another cunt moaned about Storm Arwen bringing down trees across the A595, blocking the road in both directions and taking hours to clear due to the appalling conditions.

Someone said “My Asda home delivery was 9 hours late. We went without our birthday cake for our party. Why couldn’t they hurry up and clear the road? Its only a couple of trees!”

And another cunt wrote “Your reporting on Storm Arwen, was woeful. Lots of information missing. Why couldn’t you get your reporters out there doing their job, or were they back home watching it on YouTube?. It’s simply not good enough!”

Then you get the cunts who moan about all the adverts making it almost impossible to read an article. I recall someone whinging to the N&S news site “Why do you have so many ads? It spoils my enjoyment. I may have to go elsewhere for my news!”

Someone replied by more or less saying the news site is dependent on ads and subscriptions given that is a free news site. He added that if you want fewer ads subscribe.

To whit the cunt replied by saying “Why should I have to pay!?” And then they wonder why these local news sites struggle to survive on limited resources.

I did actually reply to some moaning cunt who kept on criticising the Whitehaven News, by suggesting if you don’t like the site go elsewhere!

Typically she replied “Why should I?”

Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Chantelle vs NHS Recruitment

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Spot the biggest cunt here.

Chantelle Poku v NHS recruitment

A woman (of colour) has been jailed for obtaining a position in the NHS with a bogus CV and references, Chantelle Poku landed a job with the NHS claiming she had a degree in molecular biology and was a leader of a charity.

In reality she was a tin rattler and serial liar, but how the fuck did she get through the interview or interviews, are the NHS so desperate to employ POC’s in senior positions that they don’t actually ask questions, or is this woman a fucking good actress.

The interview panel need a good kicking and she has got her reward at her majesty’s pleasure. If she hadn’t got a custodial she would have been a prospective Labour candidate, got all the qualifications for that one.

Link to story.

Nominated by: Sick of it

Insulate Britain [3]

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Insulate Britain are a cunt.

Come on Spanky, that was all weeks and months ago, we’ve all moved onto Omicron and admiring the latest Christmas adverts now…well let me explain.

Back then, IB were all mouth and idiotic action, blocking roads, running out in front of motorway traffic and generally being real real pests. The Police and Courts seemed powerless and the politicians were made to look a joke.

Now a few of them have a taste of pokey where have all the others gone? they all said doing some bird wouldn’t stop them and the would continue causing havoc in support of their mentally deficient team who are in chokey picking up the soap for Big Ron and eating prison biscuits.

I don’t see them do you? have they all gone back to their middle class homes and assisted living units or have their Special Needs Helpers at last rounded them all up and explained that running onto a live carriageway is not the best way to put your point across?

Shame a few of them didn’t get run over. Cunts.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

BBC Radio 3 [2]

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Remember when Radio 3 had a reputation for presenting discussions on obscure subjects like Slavonic art, the role of the pumpernickel in the 100 Years War, the odes of Horace and Stockhausen´s symphony for the Abyssinian nose flute?

Well in these days of BBC wokedom that´s all gone. I often listen to podcasts and had a look at what was on offer today. First, there was an announcement of a program introducing classical music to people who were not familiar with it. Nothing wrong with that except for an excited rapper describing some piece as “really gangsta!”

Other podcasts which I declined to listen to included “How can mangos, cocoa husks and rice be turned into fuel and impact climate change?”, “Shahidha Bari leads a discussion of Nigerian-born novelist Buchi Emecheta (1944-2017)”, “New Thinking: Black British Theatre. An Afro-Cuban Star” and “From a Black Juliet in the 18th century to Ira Aldridge’s daughter Amanda.”

However, I did find one example of an old fashioned gem which I recommend to Miles and other religious-minded ISACers. A discussion by four intelligent people on Cardinal John Henry Newman who converted from the Anglican to the Catholic Church in the 19th century and was made a saint in 2019. He also influenced Edgar Elgar whom I learned was also a Catholic convert. Who next? Fat Reg maybe. Anyway, have a listen to this podcast fellow ISACers. It´s really gangsta. No shit man!

http://www.listenersguide.org.uk/bbc/podcast/episode/?p=p02nrvk3&e=p09ql8b2

Arts & Ideas – BBC Radio 3 Podcasts (listenersguide.org.uk)

Nominated by: Mr Polly