Yorkshire Grooming Gangs


Now here’s a sorry tale that mercifully doesn’t happen very often; in fact, it’s about as rare as legs on a snake. If only.

A group of seedy degenerates from the Keighley area has been (as ‘The Sun’ would put it) ‘caged’ for a total of fifty years for the cynical, systematic grooming and sexual abuse of a ‘vulnerable’ teenage girl.

Here, as they say on ‘University Challenge’, is a starter for ten for you. What’s the ethnicity of these horrible cunts? I bet you’ll never guess…

https://www.keighleynews.co.uk/news/19936507.grooming-gang-preyed-vulnerable-girl-15/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Educate and Celebrate Charity


‘Dr’ Elly Barnes and the Educate and Celebrate charity are the eptiome of cuntitude.
They are trying to force the use of gender neutral terms in school to avoid discrimination. The details are in this link so I won’t say too much more here.

News Story.

There might be a number of teachers out there, who actually want to teach, rather than indoctrinate and who would like to tell her and her shitty charity to go do one, but the woke teachers union are probably already creaming their collective kecks over it.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Sadiq Khan [34]


As the Ukraine crisis staggers from bad to worse, it’s good to be able to report some re-assuring news from esteemed London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

According to shortarse Khant, London is ‘well prepared’ should Mad Bad Vlad go full on loony and decide to launch a nuclear strike on the nation’s capital. A spokesparrot for Citizen Khunt trilled ‘London has a resilient system in place to ensure that key agencies work closely and effectively together to keep us all safe’.

‘Keep us all safe?’. Is this really supposed to offer comfort to the populace? This is nothing but mealy-mouthed, empty rhetoric which counts for fuck all, given that there is no meaningful response possible in the event of a hot war armageddon. Nuclear strike? Khunt can’t even deal with a tube strike.

So in the complete absence of any practical advice from bus driver’s son made good Sadiq, here is the simple, Knee three point action plan for every citizen to follow in the event that it all kicks off;

1. locate the nearest table and get under it
2. squat down and push your head as far as possible between your knees
3. kiss your ass goodbye.

Nice one Sadiq old son. You dropped the big one there. Bollock, that is.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1574236/london-news-sadiq-khan-russia-war-russia-attack-ukraine-war

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Dave


A cunting please for Dave, that’s the TV channel, not any random “Dave” you might happen to know.

Everything about this channel is irritating in the extreme, not least the mock- matey name of the channel as if “Dave” is someone you know from the pub.

I rather enjoy the old Top Gear with Clarkson and also Red Dwarf, so I don’t mind the endless repeats of those, although there are only so many times that you can watch them. Outside of original Top Gear and Red Dwarf, everything on Dave is depressing, woke, liberal garbage. Endless repeats of Mock the Week, Have I got News for You, the hopelessly smug QI and the tedious Dave Gorman’s “ Modern Life is Goodish”.

As if this were not enough, Dave has commissioned “original comedy” which is anything but original as it usually features the same old, tired woke twats – Dara O’Brainless, Jon Richardson and his annoying, squeaky wife, Ramesh Rogawhatsit and his annoying mum and extended family, the unspeakable Nish Kumar, Kathleen Ryan and that man with the huge teeth.

Fill this in with endless repeats of brain dead American “reality” shows and annoying sponsorship jingles for “ Motor Easy.Com”, which eat into your brain all day, and you’ve got the formula.

I would rather spend my day reclining in a puddle of vomit.

https://dave.uktv.co.uk/shows/

Nominated by: MMCM

Badly Thought Out ‘Homophobia’


This is a strange one I admit, but as some cunters already know, I do like a good crime documentary. The psychology of the killer and the cops trying to catch the cunt. Macabre for some, but fuck off I like watching such shite.

Anyway, I’ve been noticing a trend in a few documentaries in recent times.

It seems quite a few serial killers are gays. Coincidence? I’d need to see stats, but they’re hard to find. They do seem to be overrepresented though.

In these documentaries (and true crime dramas such as the one about Steven Port or Dennis Nilsen) there seems to be a cry that the cops and the media and general public are homophobic.

And that the gays are innocent victims. The recent ones on Dennis Nilsen and the one on Peter Moore were like this. Even the Yanks were at it on a recent one about Jeffrey Dahmer. They added a bit of ‘racism’ too (Dahmer bummed then ate a fair few dark keys).

Yes,everyone is a ghastly homophobe. They’re innocents (and for the most part, they are of course).

One fact is never mentioned though.

It was a fucking gay doing the killing.

Fuck off

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013prs

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Seconded by: ElDiablo666

I have to second this. It seems these idiots go digging back through history, and then just make shit up to suit the ‘pro LGBT’ crap they already ram down our throats. I expect we’ll soon see that either Oswald or JFK was gay, or that George Washington won the American War of Independence BECAUSE he was gay. they love screwing with the past and making this crap up. For example, Batwoman is now a lesbian? Yeah, lets change a pre-made idea to suit our agenda, and ram our LGBT crap down peoples throats again. Of course, everyone knows that Churchill and such didnt win WWII without many black, asian, gay and lesbhan transgenders on his staff. Get fucked.