A cunting please for Dave, that’s the TV channel, not any random “Dave” you might happen to know.

Everything about this channel is irritating in the extreme, not least the mock- matey name of the channel as if “Dave” is someone you know from the pub.

I rather enjoy the old Top Gear with Clarkson and also Red Dwarf, so I don’t mind the endless repeats of those, although there are only so many times that you can watch them. Outside of original Top Gear and Red Dwarf, everything on Dave is depressing, woke, liberal garbage. Endless repeats of Mock the Week, Have I got News for You, the hopelessly smug QI and the tedious Dave Gorman’s “ Modern Life is Goodish”.

As if this were not enough, Dave has commissioned “original comedy” which is anything but original as it usually features the same old, tired woke twats – Dara O’Brainless, Jon Richardson and his annoying, squeaky wife, Ramesh Rogawhatsit and his annoying mum and extended family, the unspeakable Nish Kumar, Kathleen Ryan and that man with the huge teeth.

Fill this in with endless repeats of brain dead American “reality” shows and annoying sponsorship jingles for “ Motor Easy.Com”, which eat into your brain all day, and you’ve got the formula.

I would rather spend my day reclining in a puddle of vomit.

https://dave.uktv.co.uk/shows/

Nominated by: MMCM

This is a strange one I admit, but as some cunters already know, I do like a good crime documentary. The psychology of the killer and the cops trying to catch the cunt. Macabre for some, but fuck off I like watching such shite.

Anyway, I’ve been noticing a trend in a few documentaries in recent times.

It seems quite a few serial killers are gays. Coincidence? I’d need to see stats, but they’re hard to find. They do seem to be overrepresented though.

In these documentaries (and true crime dramas such as the one about Steven Port or Dennis Nilsen) there seems to be a cry that the cops and the media and general public are homophobic.

And that the gays are innocent victims. The recent ones on Dennis Nilsen and the one on Peter Moore were like this. Even the Yanks were at it on a recent one about Jeffrey Dahmer. They added a bit of ‘racism’ too (Dahmer bummed then ate a fair few dark keys).

Yes,everyone is a ghastly homophobe. They’re innocents (and for the most part, they are of course).

One fact is never mentioned though.

It was a fucking gay doing the killing.

Fuck off

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013prs

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Seconded by: ElDiablo666

I have to second this. It seems these idiots go digging back through history, and then just make shit up to suit the ‘pro LGBT’ crap they already ram down our throats. I expect we’ll soon see that either Oswald or JFK was gay, or that George Washington won the American War of Independence BECAUSE he was gay. they love screwing with the past and making this crap up. For example, Batwoman is now a lesbian? Yeah, lets change a pre-made idea to suit our agenda, and ram our LGBT crap down peoples throats again. Of course, everyone knows that Churchill and such didnt win WWII without many black, asian, gay and lesbhan transgenders on his staff. Get fucked.