Kenneth Branagh


Why do women, like my wife and sister-in-law, think this wannabe Olivier is some kind of genius? Why has Mrs Polly dragged me to see “Death on the Nile”, the first time I have been to the cinema for over two years? And what was the last film I saw then? Yes “Death on the Orient Express” starring and directed by Kenneth Fucking Branagh. Imagine paying money to watch him with his ludicrous Terry Thomas tache and pitiful French accent.

Just think. He was married to Emma Thompson and then had an affair with Helena Bonham Carter, possibly the two most unsexy women in history. To make things even more dire, although he is a luvvy he is a supporter of Rangers, whose knuckle-dragging fans make Millwall supporters look like Aubrey Beardsley/Oscar Wilde devotees. One of the misfortunes of being born in Belfast I suppose.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Greggs & Primark


For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Red Lion – Rum & Woke Please


Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/17/britains-wokest-bar-refuses-to-sell-thatchers-coke-and-heineken-16119371/

They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.

If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?

And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.

Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Katie Price [14] Magic Money Tree?


Well here she is again, our own little national ray of sunshine. It’s Katie ‘Cut’ Price; back from her latest botox and facelift, and looking more than ever like one of those plastic sex dolls.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-different-new-26255609

It’s very strange. We’re told that this ludicrous tart is bankrupt, and that she owes her creditors a shed load of cash. Yet she buys and wrecks expensive cars, narrowly avoiding going to prison in the process, indulges in very expensive ‘cosmetic’ procedures, and generally jets about the world having a good time.

How does she do it? I can only conclude that she’s got a magic money tree in the garden of her very expensive yet filthy house.

She is, in more ways than one, a real piece of work. Kim Kardashian minus the class. We’re so lucky to have her.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Lord of the Rings – The Rings of Power


What’s this about, why should we be concerned about shite like this?

Time to “woke up”, the early “teasers” allude to another “woke” hatchet job on a medieval/fantasy production.

Whether you or i like it or not, the subliminal brainwashing of modern TV production has been so fast & wide spreading (we’re talking 36+ months here as opposed to decades), has been a blitzkrieg that would put the 3rd Reich to shame.

The “message” is everywhere throughout advertising, TV & even making strong headway in the workplace- Women strong (men weak), identity politics & social injustice comes 1st, 2nd & last- everything else is an afterthought for little or no consideration. These fuckers’ don’t care if you have the capability or acting ability to fulfill the role just as long as the position if “filled” with the appropriate numbers.

So emboldened & bolstered by the lack of resistance & refusal to acknowledge the feedback or affect, these cunts are now asking themselves “we can apply this shit to anything”, so now we have sub Saharan African’s riding into battle on the battle fields of Agincourt, residing in residential stately noble homes (with titles to boot) in 15th century England & portrayed as 16th century English Queens, who gives a fact about the heritage & facts as long is it abides by current year identify politics.

This has now extended into decades old heritage and fiction, Black Elves & Dwarves, fuck what we know about the original lore, writing & setting, this now needs to be “inclusive & diverse”- which is fucking ironic really, because if we talking about inclusion we’re only really talking about one ethnicity here, as they’re the only cunts who are forever blaming every other cunts for their shortcomings.

Nominated by: Snow-White-Tears