Katie Price [14] Magic Money Tree?


Well here she is again, our own little national ray of sunshine. It’s Katie ‘Cut’ Price; back from her latest botox and facelift, and looking more than ever like one of those plastic sex dolls.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-different-new-26255609

It’s very strange. We’re told that this ludicrous tart is bankrupt, and that she owes her creditors a shed load of cash. Yet she buys and wrecks expensive cars, narrowly avoiding going to prison in the process, indulges in very expensive ‘cosmetic’ procedures, and generally jets about the world having a good time.

How does she do it? I can only conclude that she’s got a magic money tree in the garden of her very expensive yet filthy house.

She is, in more ways than one, a real piece of work. Kim Kardashian minus the class. We’re so lucky to have her.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Lord of the Rings – The Rings of Power


What’s this about, why should we be concerned about shite like this?

Time to “woke up”, the early “teasers” allude to another “woke” hatchet job on a medieval/fantasy production.

Whether you or i like it or not, the subliminal brainwashing of modern TV production has been so fast & wide spreading (we’re talking 36+ months here as opposed to decades), has been a blitzkrieg that would put the 3rd Reich to shame.

The “message” is everywhere throughout advertising, TV & even making strong headway in the workplace- Women strong (men weak), identity politics & social injustice comes 1st, 2nd & last- everything else is an afterthought for little or no consideration. These fuckers’ don’t care if you have the capability or acting ability to fulfill the role just as long as the position if “filled” with the appropriate numbers.

So emboldened & bolstered by the lack of resistance & refusal to acknowledge the feedback or affect, these cunts are now asking themselves “we can apply this shit to anything”, so now we have sub Saharan African’s riding into battle on the battle fields of Agincourt, residing in residential stately noble homes (with titles to boot) in 15th century England & portrayed as 16th century English Queens, who gives a fact about the heritage & facts as long is it abides by current year identify politics.

This has now extended into decades old heritage and fiction, Black Elves & Dwarves, fuck what we know about the original lore, writing & setting, this now needs to be “inclusive & diverse”- which is fucking ironic really, because if we talking about inclusion we’re only really talking about one ethnicity here, as they’re the only cunts who are forever blaming every other cunts for their shortcomings.

Nominated by: Snow-White-Tears

Yorkshire Grooming Gangs


Now here’s a sorry tale that mercifully doesn’t happen very often; in fact, it’s about as rare as legs on a snake. If only.

A group of seedy degenerates from the Keighley area has been (as ‘The Sun’ would put it) ‘caged’ for a total of fifty years for the cynical, systematic grooming and sexual abuse of a ‘vulnerable’ teenage girl.

Here, as they say on ‘University Challenge’, is a starter for ten for you. What’s the ethnicity of these horrible cunts? I bet you’ll never guess…

https://www.keighleynews.co.uk/news/19936507.grooming-gang-preyed-vulnerable-girl-15/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Educate and Celebrate Charity


‘Dr’ Elly Barnes and the Educate and Celebrate charity are the eptiome of cuntitude.
They are trying to force the use of gender neutral terms in school to avoid discrimination. The details are in this link so I won’t say too much more here.

News Story.

There might be a number of teachers out there, who actually want to teach, rather than indoctrinate and who would like to tell her and her shitty charity to go do one, but the woke teachers union are probably already creaming their collective kecks over it.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Sadiq Khan [34]


As the Ukraine crisis staggers from bad to worse, it’s good to be able to report some re-assuring news from esteemed London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

According to shortarse Khant, London is ‘well prepared’ should Mad Bad Vlad go full on loony and decide to launch a nuclear strike on the nation’s capital. A spokesparrot for Citizen Khunt trilled ‘London has a resilient system in place to ensure that key agencies work closely and effectively together to keep us all safe’.

‘Keep us all safe?’. Is this really supposed to offer comfort to the populace? This is nothing but mealy-mouthed, empty rhetoric which counts for fuck all, given that there is no meaningful response possible in the event of a hot war armageddon. Nuclear strike? Khunt can’t even deal with a tube strike.

So in the complete absence of any practical advice from bus driver’s son made good Sadiq, here is the simple, Knee three point action plan for every citizen to follow in the event that it all kicks off;

1. locate the nearest table and get under it
2. squat down and push your head as far as possible between your knees
3. kiss your ass goodbye.

Nice one Sadiq old son. You dropped the big one there. Bollock, that is.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1574236/london-news-sadiq-khan-russia-war-russia-attack-ukraine-war

Nominated by: Ron Knee