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Corporate Lanyards (the wearing of outside work)

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Corporate lanyards and the cunts who wear them outside of work.

My beef isn’t with corporate lanyards per se, or indeed the wearing of them, more the cunts who wear them when visiting the pub after work, as if they’ve just got home from a Jim’ll fix it show.

There’s a couple of cunts ( bloke and his missus) who work at the same large company. They visit the pub after work wearing the same corporate workwear, that’s bad enough, but they both seem to delight in wearing their lanyards too. I’ve never understood this cuntery. I have an ID lanyard with DBS status. I wear it when required to. When I’ve left, I put it in my glove box. I can only assume that anyone who wears one outside of work is trying to say something about themselves ( cunts) “ look at me, I work for …….” .

Maybe they have forgotten their name. Maybe they think it looks cool. I think you can all guess what I think.

(Plus cunts who wear their ski jackets down the pub complete with attached lift pass from their last Alpine adventure. So you went skiing, huh? Well done. – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Boeing Company

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Good news that the capitalist system exonerated Boeing executives from criminal charges in exchange for a relatively small fine:

https://paxex.aero/boeing-737-max-settlement-bargain/

Bad news for families of the victims of the 737 Max crashes and, indeed, all the little people across the world. And for the Boeing test pilot who looks like being put up as a patsy:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/boeing-test-pilot-737-max-b1938796.html?amp
Just watched “Downfall the case against Boeing” on Netflix. Jesus H Christ on a bike how the hell did Boeing get away with it? [A: because it’s all about the money honey!]

What a sick, immoral, money and elitist orientated world we live in where honesty, integrity and justice are completely dismissed by a few $$$s handed over in plain sight to the elitist cabal who ostensibly are supposed to ensure fair play.

https://cacm.acm.org/magazines/2021/1/249448-boeings-737-max/fulltext

Nominated by: Mikdys

And seconded by none other than Mikdys:

If you don’t have Netflix this is how I’d summarise the alleged events:

* McDonnell Douglas merge with Boeing in 1997

*Although the smaller company their culture overides Boeing’s which becomes driven by share price and production costs with engineering and safety taking second place

*Airbus launching the A320 Neo catches Boeing on the hop as airlines want more fuel efficient single aisle aircraft like the Airbus

* Rather than design a new aircraft from scratch, which would take too long, Boeing fix new, larger, fuel efficient engines onto their existing 737 airframe to become the 737 Max

*This is not ideal as they have to be fitted higher on the wing to get ground clearance and this can cause the nose to rise too high under full power promoting a dangerous stall condition

*Boeing counter this by installing a computerised control system (MCAS) that overrides the pilots to lower the nose, a system that operates using a single AOA sensor to save costs (despite two sensors being fitted to the aircraft).

*Because Boeing want to sell the 737 Max as not needing additional pilot training (it’s main selling USP) this control system is kept totally secret to avoid the regulator insisting on more pilot training

*Issues with the MCAS system are found in testing but hushed up

*An AOA sensor malfunction warning is made an optional extra for airlines but, as they are not told of the importance of this sensor, hardly any buy it (in the first 10 seconds of deployment the system could be overriden, if pilots knew anything about it)

*Operational pilots complain about the plane nosing down unexpectedly but are ignored

*In 2018 & 2019 two planes crash, due to the MCAS systems malfunctioning with failed AOA sensors, there are no survivors and Boeing seek to blame the pilots

*The investigation in the USA causes the Boeing CEO to resign (with a $62 million golden goodbye)

*Boeing are given a relatively small fine ($17 million) and no criminal charges are brought (criminal charges would cause Boeing to have to cease being a military contractor to the USA Government)

*Boeing’s former chief test pilot is charged, as an individual, with covering up the existence of the MCAS system

[AOA: Angle of Attack / MCAS: Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System

Lastly, another link provided by Cunty Gordon:

Here’s Downfall: The Case Against Boeing (2022, 90 mins, 1080p)…

https://kinemaon.net/movies/downfall-the-case-against-boeing/

ITV’s Middle Aged Children

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ITV and it’s disturbing array of middle aged children.

Ant & Dec. There is something unsettling about these fuckers. Knocking 50, they look like kids with weirdly old faces?
Some cunt called Stephen Mulhearn. He is 44 and looks 12.
Ben Shepherd. Another 12 year old who is 47.

Does ITV have some sort of plastic surgeon specialising in creating man/child weirdos?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Donovan Miller

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We can all agree on here that there are some complete and utter cunts who sadly, are still in an upright position. Well, here’s a complete and utter cunt, and then some.

Step forward one Donovan Miller, of Plaistow, East London. Cokehead Miller admitted when on trial that he’d killed a 76-year-old woman and then had sex with her corpse. A real charmer, huh? But now get this. The woman he choked and beat to death, and then sexually abused, was HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER.

This sack of shit will be sentenced in March, and the judge told him that his guilty plea would be ‘taken into account’ by the sentencing judge. Further psychiatric reports are also to be prepared. No fucking shit Sherlock. I’m sure that ‘diminished responsibility’ will also then be factored into the sentence; ‘it wuz duh coke made me do it yo lordship bro. Innit’.

If it was up to me, justice would be served by never allowing this monstrous cunt to see the light of day again, but would anyone care to place a little wager on just how long it will actually be before he’s walking the streets once more?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17719460/killer-strangled-gran-sex-corpse/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Elon Musk [5]

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A right royal cunting, not only for the Tesla agent of evil but anyone else that buys into this electric car eco bullshit.

Mr Musk will have you believe that lithium ion battery powered cars are the greenest driving solution and a major contributor to saving our planet. Neither are true.

Firstly, coal mining is like precision key hole surgery compared to mining lithium which is environmentally catastrophic.

https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-environmental-impact-of-lithium-batteries/
(Link provided by Dr. Science himself, Night Admin – NA)

Secondly, the clue is in the name – lithium is a ‘rare metal’ and therefore not sustainable. Thirdly, charging your battery with electricity produced from coal fired power stations totally defeats the object.

Yet we are all being forced to adopt this flawed tech to save the planet. A colleague of mine visited a battery production plant in a remote part of China last year. He was advised to wear a face mask within 40km of the site as the air was so toxic.

Studies have proven that eco diesels, when all things considered, leave a lower carbon footprint. They are not the answer but neither are EVs. Hydrogen is the best option but the infrastructure is more expensive.

But Alan Musk’s incessant propaganda backed by the ignorance of Greta Turdburg ensures that eco warriors across the globe buy into this nonsense. Which means in 20 years time I wont be able to drive to Cornwall without stopping repeatedly to charge up which is unforgivable.

Not just eco cunts. Holiday ruining cunts.

Nominated by: Birdman of Cuntytraz