Welcome everyone, to da new George Floyd. The MSM narrative of course, is horrid honky cop shoots innocent black gentleman…but wait…

It appears this clown (who could speak and understand English) was driving a stolen car. He then refuses to stay in the car and when asked for his licence, runs away and fights with the police officer. He then tries to grab the cop’s tazer in the struggle, at which point (after fighting with the cop for a few minutes) he gets shot.

And the cop was absolutely right to do so.

You’d think, in a normal world, that would be the end of it. But no. The uppity chippity demonstrations have started and the ‘from de Congo’ dad (speaking through an interpreter, despite living in America for several years) says, ‘His life has ended.’ The brother (his brother not his dad) then says the cops should release the name of the copper. Like with Chauvin you mean? Smelling de compo?

I bet they will release his name too, once those fucking anti white commies in power hear about this. He’ll be thrown to the wolves like Chauvin and the others were, and this useless criminal family will be made multi millionaires too.

Get to fuck, he got what he deserved the thick, violent, criminal twat.

Perhaps his dad should’ve brought his son up not to be criminal filth, then he might not be brown bread.

I’d charge him for the bullet.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61111255

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuQELf75lo
(Night Admin found the full action movie. Enjoy! – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Sergey Lavrov, Foreign Minister of Russia.

Officially this goblin faced prick is Foreign Minister of Russia but in reality his job is a Kremlin mouthpiece to spread lies and misinformation about the Ukraine conflict and Russia’s war crimes.

Following the discovery of mass graves with evidence of torture and summary executions of civilians in Bucha and surrounding towns outside of Kiev, he said the “attacks were staged by Ukraine and the West” even suggesting the dead bodies were actors who were bussed in and the whole thing was a conspiracy to undermine Russia. I bet he had the same line of bullshit when Russia was flattening cities in Syria and Chechnya too.

https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/The-Bucha-Images-Are-a-Staging-Russian-Foreign-Minister-Holds-20220406-0009.html

Funny how this not so super superpower is always the victim?

I don’t think for a minute that Lavrov or the rest of Putin’s cronies in the Kremlin will face justice but being handed over the Ukraine military or fucked off to some penal colony where he can complain about his tiny fake cell and the prison guards who are actors inside the fake prison that doesn’t exist to nobody.

To paraphrase the great Winston Churchill, “Russia is riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a giant bullshit sandwich”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Caitlin Jones is a cunt.

I’m sure, by now, most cunters must think I’m obsessed with anything Greggs. You may be correct, however, there’s plenty of material out there, so I’m not looking very hard.
Caitlin, a 22 year old mum, decided during lockdown ( it’s always the case) to have the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse cheek.

Apparently, she was sooooo gutted that the fine dining outlet had shut up shop for the duration, a tattoo would somehow fill the huge void of not being able to get a sausage roll.

The funniest thing about this is the their tag line” always fresh, always tasty”. I will warn the ISAC horn section in advance, she has a rather lovely set of bangers, a nice arse, but alas, a proper cunt.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/8673914/caitlin-jones-greggs-tattoo-bum-scotland-paisley/amp/

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Being denied the chance to pitch my “Celebrity Voodoo Dolls” on Dragon’s Den is a Cunt.

I have been obsessionally working for minutes on an idea that I’m sure will benefit the mental well-being of the nation and earn me a modest fortune….it is,like so many brilliant ideas, actually rather simple.I take an old sock,shit in it,tie it up and stick a “celebrity” face on it…I then douse it in petrol and set it alight….at the moment the remains of my Beckham family shite-bags are smouldering gently on the lawn and you can’t imagine the pleasure I got from watching the whole revolting clan burst into flames.
I feel sure that my invention will be as popular as the printing-press or electricity…who in their right mind would turn down the chance to take out all their frustrations at the absurdity of modern life by tormenting a “celebrity”? and when my Royal Family range of dung-dolls hits the shelf….well,I’m sure you agree,the sky’s the limit.

BBC told me to “Fuck Off”…probably because I’m not a sooty tranny in a cripple chariot…I’ll give Richard Branson a call…he can always recognise a good business opportunity and I’ve actually got a Branson shit-doll already prepared so the video that I’ll pitch to him of me giggling like a Prince Andrew victim as I set fire to a truly lifelike representation of his Good Self should go down a storm.

Brace yourself for my appearance on Loose Women.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Loved by small children, and apart from the “choking on small parts” warning, apparently loved by parents.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61041760.amp

I, personally, have never bought any of my darling girls a Kinder egg with its trashy surprise. But Kinder have somehow managed to put more than a one yen piece of plastic in the egg.

Welcome to salmonella.

The unhappy surprise.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest