I want to nominate ‘Fawlty thinking’
Don’t mention the war. The race war that is. You know, the one they don’t want you to think is actually happening…

It’s bad enough that statues are being pulled down and vandalised all over the country, but now we can’t even have a laugh. No more watching that the stupid, bigotted Alf Garnett being ripped to pieces for his ludicrous outbursts. No more Sambo putting down the idiotic Jack Smethurst in Love Thy Neighbour. No more watching any of this ‘racist’ stuff that is actually anti-racist because of the sensibilities of the 21st century. Christ help us! Am I even allowed to say that in case it offends non-Christians?

And today the news that an episode of Fawlty Towers has been banned because it’s racist. Well, I understand the English language. It’s not racist. Arguably it might be seen as xenophobic, but as the Germans are white caucasians the same as us, racist it certainly isn’t.

Than there’s this thing about statues. Baden Powell’s statue threatened because he was racist, homophobic and had sympathetic leanings towards Adolf Hitler. What a load of old cobblers! Nelson’s statue to be taken off the top of his column because he was homophobic. Cecil Rhodes statue to be taken down because he was an imperialist. Fuck it – why not just burn all the history books as well and pretend it never happened.

And the piece de resistance (am I allowed to say that? It’s French) was the tearing down of Jefferson Davis’ statue in the USA because he was the president of the nasty southern states that owned loads of black slaves, followed by the removal of a statue of Christopher Columbus because he was a colonialist.

This is all absolute nonsense. The United States would not even exist if it wasn’t for colonialism. It was a British colony ffs! And as for Davis, I assume that we will be removing George Washington’s face from Mount Rushmore and renaming the capital? Why? Well, I’ve been to Washington’s home at Mount Vernon. Washington’s fortune and his estate were all based on the fact that he owned slaves. Lots of them.

All of these facts are, naturally enough, ignored by the fermenters of the current unrest. They have their own political agendae for wanting to see law and order overthrown. And it’s nothing to do with racism.

So let me leave you with a story about statues…..

A black man came into a lot of money and wanted a big house, so he commissioned an architect to build it. Asked what he wanted in his new palace, the black man replied “I want a statue in every room”. Several months later when the house was built, the architect was showing the proud owner around and there was indeed a statue in every room.

The black man was appalled. “What de fuck is all dis shit?” he demanded. The architect replied “But you said you wanted a statue in every room!” “No man” says he “one of dem t’ings where you dial someone up and say ‘Hi man. Is me, ‘s that you?”

I’ll get my coat….

Nominated by: Dioclese

Anthony Joshua

Another twat showing his true “colours”.
This racist twat urges his “people” to only support black businesses to help “uplift” the “community “. To boycott whitey. The only good thing coming from this shit is the volume of complete cunts exposing their true “selves”. This racist twat deserves a proper cunting. Paper champion not fit to lace Tyson Fury’s boots!

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Cuntybollocks doubled down with this:

A left-right combo from an obese Mexican cunting for this cheeky fucker.

He seemed a nice bloke whenever I saw him interviewed. However, it seems like he’s either a cunt or just another thick boxer, easily manipulated by others (like Ali). I’m leaning towards cunt as he doesn’t seem stupid to me when interviewed.

This cunt turned up at the George Floyd riots to tell everyone not to buy things from white people from now on.

Can you imagine if Tyson Fury said, ‘Don’t buy anything from black people’ the next time a honkey is killed by a black person? His feet wouldn’t touch the fucking ground. Would the BBC be not only be ignoring such comments, but praising him and giving him platforms to continue his rhetoric?

Well, as a boxing fan Anthony, I can now say that I won’t be paying to watch any of your fights on PPV from now. I’m not a racist cunt like you, so I will still buy things from businesses owned by people of different races.

But thanks to people like you, I don’t know for how long. Because if white people keep being demonised like this, I too will become a racist out of necessity/survival. And so will many others. Think on, you daft cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Gutstick Japseye also piled in to the lad…

I have no time for boxers these days, I find them hard to tell apart from rappers, such is the tacky existence of these overpaid bum fighters. Once pay per view came in, the sport turned into a slightly harder version of wrestling, fake as fuck posturing instead of a real contest. Joshua, who I have no idea if he can fight or not, has been attending the BLM rallies/riots, and has been telling the attended arseholes, and gleefully reported in the media, to shun white businesses in favour of black or BAME run business. Apparently this isn’t racist so it’s OK. I hope his posturing is remembered by his white fans next time he is on the pay per view, and they don’t.

We all know that the Black Lives Matter movement is a double standard laden pile of cunt. Have a look at this excellent video of a black woman confronting them. She totally owned them. Not reported on the UK media of course.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

What the fuck are these cunts playing at? A cop kills a black man across the fucking Atlantic and utter CUNTS in the UK think it gives them a right to attack our police force? Why? What the actual fuck has this got to do with British cops?

All this is partially deserved though, as it seems our politicians and police chiefs all listen to their ‘community leaders’ and bow down to these bastards. We had the cops taking a fucking knee in solidarity with a bunch of terrorists and anti-white racists/communists (BLM and Antifa) and then getting ten bells of shite knocked out of them for those they arse kissed. I am at an utter fucking loss at how to process this shit anymore.

Here’s and idea, Boris, you soft twat. Get out there and make a speech that you will be sending in the riot police to crack skulls and that those attacking the cops will be filmed and then dealt with in court. And that they could expect to lose their jobs and homes for attacking cops or (heaven forbid) looting in the name of ‘an anti-racism protest’. Anyone throwing petrol bombs or such at cops will be charged with attempted murder at the very least. Do it, you Honey Monster bastard.

Get tough on the cunts. And the BBC need fucking reining in. They are winding people up with their false and dangerous narrative. According to them, it’s because they’re upset about the racist coronavirus and that our cops are just as bad as the Americans. Oh, and they are arrested more by cops because racism. Bollocks! It’s because they commit more fucking crime. End of fucking story. And blacks are much more likely to be killed by other blacks that a copper in the UK. Deal with that first, you cunts.

And as others have said, if ‘Black Lives Matter’ so much, why do they only care when a white cop kills a black criminal in the USA and not when a potential architect does the same thing in their own fucking street for the third time in a month?

Fuck these cunts. I’m done. Crack skulls and deport  if possible.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

That cozzers taking the knee and doing a black power salute is a heap of steaming cunt.
Where were their salutes for one of their own: the young officer who was killed when he was dragged by a car not so long ago?

I also wonder what the scores of girls who were failed and/or ignored by the ‘nothing to see here’ blind eye turning during the disgraceful Operation Augusta think of these ‘salutes’. especially those done buy the GMP?

They performed this circus act for two reasons only. He was black, and because it is trendy and ‘social media law’ to say black lives matter. Even if they think other lives -young coppers and innocent young girls included – don’t.

Nominated by Norman

Please let us cunt “taking a knee”. All over the world people of low intelligence but holding valid SJW cards are taking a knee? For what? As an American commentator said, why is it that the black community start screaming for justice and truth when the person has been damaging their community and is not a nice person ( a black Trump supporter made this comment). Good point. Also encouraging persons to take a knee is surely incitement to commit theft. Not that these cunts need much encouragement In that direction eh.

Nominated by Black biscuit

A nomination for the putrid far-left dirty buttholes currently occupying approximately 6 blocks of downtown Seattle, USA, in the ‘Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone’. Essentially, the police have abandoned the area, temporarily, and lots of self-hating white and BLM dregs have set up camp. An established commune of cunts.

To be honest though, I’m not sure if I want to nominate this for a cunting. On the one hand the actual tax paying residents of the area are now effectively living in downtown Somaliland where they are having to deal with a total lack of law and order. Local businesses being hustled for protection money, crackheads, armed warlords (yes), and the general stench of one giant open air cesspit. On the other hand, as unfortunate as this is for the residents, this unfolding scenario has to be hands down the funniest shit I have seen in a long time and I just wanted to share the joy of this far-left social experiment so you can follow along.

On annexing several city blocks for themselves, the first thing this bunch of radical toe-clippings decided to do was.. create a border wall. Of course no dumpster walled state would be complete without of course, an immigration policy – seriously, God, thank you, this shit is comedy gold! Chaz, founded on total hypocrisy, and given the great unwashed sphincter of approval by these absolute morons. But it gets better..

On establishing their little turd pile these big brain revolutionaries realized that, having ‘attended’ all the local shops already and being away from the parental home, they now require supplies. First demands on the list are clothes, ice, and cigarettes. Near the bottom of the list, body wash. Realizing the dire lack of food, vegan pizzas were ordered to the site and word put out about the need for vegan meat substitute products. To their credit they had the foresight to start up a farming initiative for food security. So far the farm consists of one circle of dirt pilled to about an inch over cardboard on grass. They’ve also segregated it for blacks and indigenous people only. The inevitable famine and race-food-riots during next year’s harvest will be glorious.

There’s just too much to mention. Other highlights include: asking the whites to donate $10 in reparations to the blacks, being allowed to take over city hall, putting a Christian street preacher in a stranglehold, making demands to the city.

I can’t wait for the authorities to move in and stomp this lot into the dirt. I’m willing to pay to watch it live.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty