Bournemouth Daytrippers

I’d like to nominate the thousands of cunts who descended on Bournemouth today, clogging up the roads, parking wherever they felt like (the traffic wardens should have had a good day), leaving their litter all over the place and probably their shit as well, since most of the public toilets are still closed.

A ripe breeding ground for the corona virus if ever there was one. What sort of a day out is it anyway, sitting on a baking hot beach, surrounded by thousands of other irresponsible cunts, then sitting in traffic for hours trying to get home, with screaming brats in the back seat.

Cunts deserve everything they get, parking fines included.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

66 thoughts on “Bournemouth Daytrippers

  1. looks like Glasgow has been culturally enriched this afternoon. A shoeless African man seen lying on the ground ( shot I think). Wait for the elf to be mentioned. They have pre warned us by the mention of him being shoeless

    • Asylum seeker, ring any bells.

      There is only one solution, lock them up, ship them out…. problem solved.

  2. BLM riots. London parties involving BLM cunts. Beaches.
    Expect the 2nd wave any time soon. Let’s hope the virus is still racist.

    • This terrifying virus is not just racist, it’s ageist too! What a cunt!

      We’ll get a 2nd wave when the media tells us to, and not before. And it will be just as big of a pile of steaming bullshit as the 1st wave was.

  3. unfortunately Maven there’ll be no come back. Under threat of ” we’ll lock down the beaches”.
    Such a strong threat like that I’m sure the beaches will be empty.
    Behaviour tbe last couple of weeks in particular is going to give us a perfect storm of a 2nd spike

    • When I read reports like this, I almost feel sorry for the government, who have the unenviable task of trying to explain to these absolute fucking cretins that they should take precautions because there’s a deadly virus going around. Not a nice way to go, but if anyone has to catch it and die, it ought to happen to selfish thoughtless morons like these.

      • Too true, Miles. I think Bournemouth, Eastbourne and Worthing contain about 90% of the UK’s old folk.

      • Over twenty years ago elderly relatives of mine who resided in bournemouth paid an ironmonger to bar their windows and doors and gate their property as a direct result of the fear of young people “fucking their way into the area”.
        I shit you not.

      • “Not a nice way to go, but if anyone has to catch it and die, it ought to happen to selfish thoughtless morons like these”…….

        Problem is Allan, it won’t be these cretins that end up gasping for oxygen on a ventilator – it’ll be their elderly relatives, or neighbours, or some poor sap obeying the rules, who they push past in the shops, in their rush to buy cheap beer & suntan lotion.

        What utter fucking selfish Cunts !

  4. BLM cunts can’t catch a virus, as they themselves are a virus, they’re all outside on a very hot dry day so probably won’t make any difference, it’s the winter I’d be fearful of, but they’re all cunts to man and beast regardless!

  5. If the cunts were back to work like they fucking should be, this would not happen. I also notice the rozzers said that people were camping on the beach illegally with some nice photos of their tents. Look, you spineless fucking pricks, tear their fucking tents down, fine them, and tell them to fuck off back home. For fuck’s sake, I’m really starting to lose it.

    • I think you can be reasonably assured Cupid that there would’ve been only one outcome if the police had dared to spoil these cunts opportunity to bare their tatoos and jodhpur thighs in yesterday’s heat, and they wouldn’t even have had time to take the knee before being chased out of town holding on to their caps. Cue the music…….
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

  6. Fecking masses causing a second outbreak to come. Transport them to the east for a funny smelling shower and free arm Tattoo. The latter if you are lucky. To the left, to the right.

  7. What makes me laugh about these cunts is the fact that each of them must have thought that they’re the only one who’d had the idea of taking a ride down to B’mouth beach.
    Ahhh, the thought of that huge, empty expanse of space…

    • “the thought of that huge, empty expanse of space…”

      Between their frigging ears!

  8. The Bournemouth beach was full of peaceful protestors so how could this possibly be a major incident?!

    Not my idea of a good time going to a beach packed like a tin of sardines and I agree that bad parking and defecating in public places is savage but I’m glad the people went to the beach.

    Fuck this Coronavirus shit and the media hard on for a ‘second wave’. There was no need for a lockdown in the first place, just the old and vulnerable should have been shielded and Britain could have carried on with a working economy.

    • Tend to agree. Back in early March when we didn’t know lockdown made sense. It doesn’t anymore. All these cretins on the beach are cunts with or without corona though.

  9. Like moths to a flame
    Retards love beaches.
    They wont listen to the government, people have stopped listening to them,
    Not because theyre liars,
    But because they are weak.
    That picture is my idea of hell,
    If I want sand ill go to Travis perkins.

    • If you look closely you can just make out Bertie in his 1920’s vintage swimming bathers queuing for a four quid 99 flake. Stay in the shade Bertie and plenty of fluids!

      • I’m not saying I was a prude LL but you might just be able to make out my bathing machine from which I’ve just emerged!

    • It beggars belief. As far as social experiments are concerned…..time and money to burn see what happens?

      Problem is we’re excessively soft on hard targets (Rebel rousing Intoxicated idiots) and excessively hard on easy targets (motorists).

      WTF is cctv for if it’s not to severely punish these cunts.

      Same old same old the few selfish cunts spoil it for the civilised masses. In my world exiled to an island not deserving of community form your own

  10. They’re the entitled generation – rules don’t apply to them, until it goes shit-shaped and they end up in hospital and subsequently blame Boris for not being tough enough with those very same rules!

    I just wish the Far Right would finally man-up, and kick some Lefty arses. But of course it will never be allowed to happen because that would be offensive and the police must be forced to wade in and arrest these “Nazis”

    I think we’re due another civil revolution – let them eat cake, and I hope they fucking choke!

  11. What pisses me off about it is that they declared it an emergency.

    BLM can gather, riot, attack the police, threaten to destroy our cultural heritage and judge that all white people are irredeemable racists who should hand over our nations to them but somehow that’s just dandy. Not an emergency at all.

    So too many people went to the beach. It’s probably got something to do with the ridiculous lockdown. I’m quite pleased to see that so many people are willing to take the so-called “risk”. Maybe they don’t believe the BS any more than I do.

    2nd spike? Only if the media say so. The 1st spike wasn’t anything like what they said it would be, so why should anyone still worry about any of that horseshit?

    The media created the crisis. Don’t keep letting them control the narrative!

  12. Don’t give a fuck if all these shitbags get the Batsoup Flu and fucking die but what horrified me was the shitload of litter the fuckwits left behind. These are the same dumb cunts who cry about destroying the planet and worship Saint Greta’s arsehole. Filthy lazy dirty bastards.
    Congratulations to the Glasgow OB for shooting some filthy asylum seeker proper dead. A rare piece of good news.

    • Excessive force. They should have given the poor chap a cuppa and some comfort. Hope he wasn’t black…

    • Expect the usual libtard frenzy – police to blame etc.

      #AsylumSeekerLivesMatter

  13. I dont think it was sensible, but cant teally blame them given the lack of fuss made by authorities and media over BLM nitwits.
    Wrong of the media to call this a ‘major incident’. That’s pointless scaremongering.

      • The Thought Police

        ‘Our thoughts are with the victims’.After each outrage. ‘Our thoughts are with the victims’.

        Just thoight-they check your thoughts or thinking as well. In fact they’re checking Nigel’s thoughts at the moment.They are going through his thoughts.

        In fact they’re the most thoughtful police force in the world. How thoughtful it was to ‘take the knee’ outside Downing Street. One officer said he thought it was a ‘thoughtful gesture’.

        It would be better if you put more thought into protecting the average citizen. Just a thought.

      • Exactly what I thought Miles! Joking aside, you’re absolutely right! I’ve got a nomination in mind about trite phrases that have come to the fore in the last few weeks.

      • Go for it Bertie. Be very much interested

        999 call-
        ‘We have an emergency our house has been burgled at this very moment!’

        ‘Where do you live ? OK, we’ll send our thoughts straight away’.

  14. At what point will bedwetter types decide it’s “safe” for folks to continue with their lives?
    If you’re still scared. Stay in. Advise your friends and relatives to do the same. Let the “cunts” decide for themselves what is right for them.

    In the case of the South coast the finger of blame should be directly pointed at the Council and local authorities. Doesnt exactly take a genius to figure out that Millions of folk with nothing to do will head for sunny beautiful beaches to try and derive some pleasure from the day.

    Why not be proactive and for example:
    Hire loads of skips.
    Hire a whole bunch of people to litter pick/ collect dustbin rubbish.
    Open public toilets and potentially hire portloos.
    Place sanitizer stations and instructions across the beach.
    Open all car parks, instead of having them bloody closed.
    Properly resource emergency service for the current situation.
    The reason this hasnt been done is it requires effort and money. We are a nation of tight lazy cunts.

    GET. A. GRIP.

    • Yes, well said!

      At least open the loos that are already there (and paid for).

      Bunch of gimps in charge, and that’s the problem from the top to the bottom.

      They are cunts for dumping so much litter though. Why not take it home, you lazy dirty cunts?

    • Well said.
      Society is a fucking joke and we’re all being played like fiddles.

    • Our inglorious re-elected Council Leader, Vikki Slade is out her depth. Not surprising for a Lib-Dem politician, whose finger pointing and hysterics declaring an emergency, were only invoked in order to cover the Council’s asses and that of the Dorset Police, who just don’t have enough rozzers to even cover the normal barstary around here. Ther’re too busy trawling online to protect the hurty woke, to get involved with such a minor issue of public disorder, unless ordered to. The council have spent millions, giving the on-the -street-dossers a bed and free vittals at selected hotels here, but can’t stump up enough cash and had no plan to protect Bournemouth’s biggest asset, the beach. It’s 7 miles long and if the punters were spread along it, there would be few distancing issues, instead they allow the sheep to congregate around the pier, where the druggies are having a field day with loads’ o customers. Fucking useless authorities, their balls cut off by PC cunts and a whimpering greeny, liberal, BLM apologist so called leader. We have also been invaded again in Poole by our beloved traveller community, where they have thrown up on another closed beauty spot, just in time to trash it before the holidays. Wonderful unicorn, fucking cunt Britain, now the World’s laughing stock. Rule Brittania and fuck off!

  15. Would it have been too politically sensitive to napalm the beach?
    Then just cover the shitty mess with sand.

  16. Second wave my arse. By that logic, the ‘second wave’ is inevitable the day after lockdown ends. What then? Is everybody supposed to stay indoors until a vaccine or a cure is found? Bollocks. Quite a few cunts have enjoyed the lockdown, sipping gin in the garden all day, on 80% of their wage, and if you take the cost of commuting, some of these cunts have had a pay rise. Whimpering if the see two people in the same postcode, yet quite happy to pop down to B&Q for some new fence panels. I’m sick of them. The only time they got off their arses was to bang some saucepan lids on a Thursday night, and that’s thankfully over.
    They said ‘second wave’ after the VE Day parties, and it didn’t happen. Then they cried ‘second wave’ after all those cunts ( lots in that vulnerable bame group) went and trashed half of Britain because American cops crucified ‘Saint George’ and that never happened either. All the cunt parents moaning that their kids might have to go back to school, yet half of them have no idea where their kids are, usually fucking around as if nothing happened. Get back to work you lazy cunts.

    • The Second Wave does appear to be more media propaganda. We’ve been up and running for a couple of months now, and the only new Covid cases we’ve seen have been people returning from overseas.

      Lock your borders and let the resident population get on with life seems the best way forward, in my opinion.

      • I’ve been at work every day, in close-ish contact with many people every day, touching stuff from all over the world, not hand sanitising every 5 minutes, not wearing a mask or a hazmat suit and so far this virus hasn’t touched me. Unless that was what I had in February. In which case WTF is the fuss about?

        And there’s over 200 other blokes at our place, all doing the same and none of us have died so far. And there are 10s of 1000’s of us nationwide.

        Supermarket staff have been in contact with the filthy disease-ridden public at closer quarters than I have, and I’ve yet to hear about the “death toll” among them either.

        This virus was massively overblown by the global media, which forced governments to be seen to be doing something about it.

        People have died. But not that many compared to normal. And not as many as the recent flu season which saw 80,000 dead in this country.

      • That is pretty much my experience, and that’s why. Have come to the same conclusion. You can’t argue against experience. People who have sat in the house for the last NINETY FIVE DAYS have lost a lot of perspective. Apart from not being allowed to see my friends and family, nothing changed for me. Same exposure to the same amount of people.
        Get back to work you fucking cowards.

      • I too worked through the heaviest restriction level. It was quite eerie at first, being one of only a handful out on a daily basis, then quite liberating not having to struggle through traffic etc. I feel for you guys up there in the UK, your lockdown seemed to last an eternity.

      • They have lost their fucking minds, not just their perspective. Idiots.

        I went to see my family. I still find it hard to believe that people wouldn’t visit lonely relatives. We kept our distance, no contact, no shared breathing space at all.

        I even hugged my mum a few weeks back. And whaddaya know? She didn’t die! It’s must be a miracle!!

  17. A million cretinous cunts on Bournemouth beach – well, I’m sincerely sorry for Bournemouth, but that’s a million cretinous cunts who aren’t anywhere near me. It’s a pity they’re mostly youngish and not many will die, but it will be good practice for them if anything more lethal comes along, as it will.

    Never underestimate the stupidity of the public.

  18. Get every cunt back to work, cancel the furlough scheme, everyone takes their own precautions, or start cracking heads (like that will ever happen).

    Stupid blacks having ‘block’ parties (cunts) BLM wankers, thick white twats on the beach, fuck them….. if Chinky flu kicks off again tough shit!

    Any consequences of the BLM bollocks will start showing next week…. hopefully.

  19. For what it’s worth I think all these people in Bournemouth are the silent majority who think that Greta et al is all bullshit as well the fudged figures of the bat plaque as well as thinking fuck you BLM. If only they turned out in London last week to protest against the true fascists that BLM Antifa and Momentum are.
    Maybe for the next demo in London if we get 1000 tonnes of sand and a Mr Whippy they might oblige.

  20. Perhaps we could persuade them to pop down to pett level and help the lost dinghyests paddle back to the lands of the cheese eating surrender monkeys?

  21. I’m getting pissed off with conservatives thinking (a la group think) that the Rona isn’t real. I am pretty right wing by today’s standards.

    Coronavirus is real. Just drop being fucking stupid. If it is a conspiracy, then every doctor, nurse and paramedic is in on it too.

    The government have handled the pandemic like cunts. I think this is why we hardly see Boris. He knows he fucked up. Big time.

    The Who also fucked up but Boris was slow to note their change of mind.l (masks).

    Yes, the WHO fucked up originally but changed their mind.

    I’m telling you its real and that you’re gonna see the rates and deaths skyrocket in the next 6 weeks (:protests’ and relaxing of rules)

    I’m right. Fuck off.

    • Well, that’s me convinced.

      Nope, not really.

      Who said anything about a conspiracy?

      The media are the problem. The only problem worth worrying about. They should be shut down. Immediately. The fear-mongering cunts. Filling peoples heads with shit.

      The virus is a flop. The least successful mega death virus of doom EVER. It can’t even out perform the normal seasonal flu. Stupid virus thinks it’s ‘ard.

  22. I was speaking to a bio chemist through work (think David Brent in the film that’s my living) and they reckon a mutation of COVID-19 is almost inevitable obviously it’s unknown what the symptoms will be.

    As far as I’m concerned I’m guilty of bending most rules but not breaking them. Same with hypocrisy I’m guilty of convenient interpretation but not impassioned rank stinking ‘hang on a fucking minute your mugging everyone off if you think…..’ kind of hypocrisy. It’s those types that boil my piss. The older I get the more I think it’s a smokescreen for inadequacies or to hide deviant behaviour. Biggest cunts of all as they can be clever and covert eg Jimmy Saville

    • The virus will mutate. That’s certain.

      But it could just as easily mutate to become even less deadly than it already is.

      I don’t see the point in worrying about it. There are ZERO precautions that we can take which will 100% prevent us picking up a bug from somewhere. Let’s not be reckless, but let’s not spend the rest of our lives worrying about it.

  23. Very interesting article here:

    https://thecritic.co.uk/issues/july-august-2020/ignoring-the-covid-evidence/

    Basically it says that because the Gov only listened to one set of scientists, including Niall Fergusson, of foot in mouth infamy, we are now fucked up, by the result of that.
    Saw the crowds on the beach, loads of Bame’rs and later they kicked off the savagery, par for the course, Cunts. My mates got a beach hut near Alum Chine, it’s now running in brown at the back of it!

  24. Utter cunts, the lot of them! Ignorant, selfish cretins if ever there were. I saw pics of the aftermath of yesterday’s shitshow (literally) in Bournemouth on the news earlier. Litter, piss and faeces strewn as far as the eye could see. An absolute disgrace! Cunts!

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