I nominate the future.

What? How can something which hasn’t happened yet be nominated?
Let me explain. I grew up in the 60s. There was a lot to worry about, the threat of nuclear war, grid lock on our roads, world over crowding to name a few.
But… we youngsters had faith in the future. Science could and would solve all problems. The major killer diseases would be eliminated and we believed that the 21st century would look like a Gerry Anderson wonder land. Clean, pollution free, hi-tec, well ordered without being authoritarian, safe. Having landed on the moon in 1969 we confidently expected a moonbase by the early 2000s.

Now a lot of clever things have been invented not least the Internet. But the planet does not look like we thought it would. There are still wars and unrest. Racial tensions. Wildlife decimated. And now a pandemic with 9 billion potential victims.

Please Sir! I want my 60s dream of the future back.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Wiley.

I’m not sure how this utter filth has slipped under the Isac radar but apparently he has (apologies if I’ve missed it). Real name Richard Kylea Cowie Jr., this cunt is a Grime artist, whatever the fuck that is. Anyway he has embarked on a series of astonishingly racist attacks on those of a Jewish persuasion that would have made even dear old ‘Dolf blush.

This cunt naturally is a BLM supporter and unforgivably was appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire in the 2018 New Year Honours. The fucker has allegedly been stabbed several times which is obviously nowhere near enough. All those cunts who rush to support all this BLM bollocks have no fucking idea what they are doing or what this dangerous organisation stands for.

It’s upset Lily The Mong who had this to say: ‘Its just really sad watching communities who should be like, coming together helping each other out, turn against each other and I just feel like it’s going to get worse. I hope it doesn’t.’ Wise words, mate. Even the Black Bumming Cunts hare reported on it although you will have to find it on their Technology page:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-53560502

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

With a second stab (see what I did there) from Miserable Northern Cunt:

I was going to nom Wiley too.
Wiley was awarded a MBE for being black and popular with ‘da yoof”.
Described Jews as snakes saying he didn’t care about Hitler, and when challenged by other celebs turned on them as well. The Guardian said his racism was through a cauldron of hate to do with race- whiteys fault! ?

Wiley has compared Jews to the KKK(?). Don’t know if he realises but the KKK hate Jews more than they hate blacks. Who put this shit in Wileys empty head? Marxists! Dats who! And if one BLM retard thinks this, more do.

I’m not sure if this should be two separate nominations.

I’d like to nominate people that say there is still much to be done about such and such but they are vague and don’t mention a goal or target to reach and how they will reach it.

If I was saving so I could afford something I’d know how much money to save for. Or if I had a sticker album I’d know how many stickers I’d need to complete the set.

“There’s still a long time to go until such and such is reached”

Yes. But what is the goal? Is it achievable?

Also, adverts that ask for money. “With your help we’ll one day beat/cure such and such illness/disease.” How? With what? When? Does that make sense? Answers on a postcard to:

Spooningtons Cutlery Emporium
Care of ISAC website

All respondents shall receive a free spoon (maybe).

Nominated by: Spoonington

A diversity is our strength cunting for Ngozi Fulani and Sistah Space.

This is a charity in (where else) Hackney who support ‘women of African heritage’ and they are not happy with Hackney Council. Having had the misfortune to listen to a report on the fucking cock sucking BBC, this is a description of why they are cunts.

They weren’t happy with safety aspects of the premises they were in so Hackney Council temporarily moved them out so they could refurbish their premises. Making it safer, warmer and generally better for the Sistahs at a cost of £35,000.
(to the tax payer – admin)

The work is now complete and the Council want them to move back. Not immediately because of cunt flu, but as soon as possible. The Sistahs lead by Ngozi don’t want to go back after agreeing the proposed work because it’s too small and has a ‘shop front window’ (the shop front window was already there, so wasn’t an issue). As with any window, there are easy solutions: frosted covering, blinds, etc. The council had put in partitioning inside to give privacy for people coming in to discuss issues. So this bunch of cunts now want different premises altogether after letting the council spend 35,000.  Well it’s not their charity money so they don’t give a fuck.

My suggestion to the Sistahs and Fulani is take your fucking charity back to Africa.

Cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it

An early bird Sunday morning cunting for ISAC favourite, the Isleworth idiot factory Sly News.

This morning reviewing the papers we had Dawn Neesom, former editor of The Daily (red) Star and Guardian contributor and anthropologist, Mary-Ann ‘the forehead’ Ochota. So as you would expect absolutely no fucking attempt at impartiality. Hosted by Gillian Joseph who, it appears, would rather stand in a barrel of scorpions than say anything approaching even handed on government or Brexit related matters.

Neesom is first out of the gate reviewing the suspension of the Covid-19 death toll bulletin amid claims the figures were exaggerated. With eyes rolling and her continually calling Matt Hancock “Nick”. Nick Handcocks? This rabid left wing harpy was left unchallenged. Joseph and The Forehead reveling in the continued misuse of Hancock’s name, I was instantly transported back to the primary school playground. Utterly childish as it was pathetic, after Neesom had finished spouting her shite and demanding a “apology” from Nick because the death figures are apparently LOWER?

It was left to smug Cheshire Cat gurning Joseph to inform Gobshite Neesom she had got Handcocks name wrong. Her reply? A shrug of the shoulders and mouthed “whatever” into the microphone. Joseph fell back in her seat laughing whilst The Forehead smiled contentedly……

And that’s SLY NEWS in a nutshell!!! Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Quislings

Edited to death to make it make sense – admin
(I nearly didn’t bother so hope you appreciate it)