As my first Nomination, I’d like to do a Cunting for the Royal Air Force (RAF)

Never thought I’d see the day when the world’s oldest and supposedly best Airforce would actually stop job offers going to able and willing white men in a bid to hire more BAME (Black, Asian, minority, Ethnic) recruits and of course wimminz.

See link:

Google Link.

As you can see from the clip the head of RAF recruitment has resigned in protest about the ridiculous diversity recruitment quotas.

The elephant in the room is also the massive impact on operational effectiveness. Pausing willing and able recruits who wish to join the RAF is starving the service of much needed manpower, especially at a time when a war with Russia in Europe is more than likely.

The clown in charge Air chief Marshall Mike Wigston (stupid cunt), head of the RAF should be sacked for this outrage as he is risking the security of our country in order to satisfy an idiotic quota for people who are to be given jobs based on their skin colour or sex rather than their merit and capability to do a demanding armed forces job.

Historically ethnic minorities have little regard for the British armed services or the country in general for that matter. They come to the UK mainly for the benefits, money and overall security of this nation that forces like the RAF used to provide for Britain. (Not for the wanting to become British in anyway shape or form, eh Sunak?)

This latest RAF blunder comes on the back end of a pilot shortage for the Airforce, purely caused by poor internal managemnet:

Another Google Link.

The RAF needs to really sort it’s shit out and get back to focusing on defending our skies from the ever growing Russian bomber aircraft that keep proping our airspace and ensuring a sept 11th style attack doesn’t occur on London or Manchester rather than fucking about trying to hire people who are not interested in the RAF or too crap to meet the physical and educational standards needed to join.

RAF, you are yet another proud British institution that has gone woke and therefore threatening our national security due to your fucking ridiculous diversity and inclusion bullshit targets.
You bunch of Crab-Air Pricks!

Nominated by: Baron Von Cunthausen

One for DCI to blow off some steam

The cost of woke in the NHS, yes there is a budget and time off to indulge in your favourite woke project.

Try to get an appointment to see a doctor, yes, well, sorry, they are all off for the afternoon at a picnic with rainbow cake.

This is just one example, we know that the woke are in every fucking aspect of life, if you aren’t in tune, watch your fucking back. Like the wrong tweet and you may as well go into hiding and if you are a student at university you are out the fucking door.

Back to the NHS, who are the people organising all this woke shit, is it management asking for cunts to run a woke group.

When will it end or more likely when will we (the normal) end.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Sick of it

The Donmar Warehouse theatre for its preachy sanctimonious new piece of bullshit where a group of adults are held to account by a bunch of young holier than thou cunts, over climate change.

MSN Link.

Naturally all of these young cunts are scientifically qualified to give us lectures, they learnt everything they know from St Greta Thundercunt.

No doubt the Guardianistas and metro cunts of North London and Brighton will cream their collective kecks over it.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Spandau Ballet are cunts.

We recently had a nom here about song lyrics getting censored by the woke Stasi.
Well, that got me thinking about some of the worst lyrics of all time. Namely those by Gary Kemp for his band, Spandau Ballet. Some real stinkers in the following:

‘She used to be a diplomat. But now she’s down the laundromat (from ‘Highly Strung’).

‘I bought a ticket to the world. But now I’ve come back again (‘True’).

‘Take your seaside arms and write the next line’ (‘True’).

‘I was just beginning to grow strong. She was only eighteen summers long’ (‘Round and Round’).

I’m just an average boy, you’re more than average girl. But when you sing to me the Shoo-be-doos you sing so well’ (‘I’ll Fly For You’).

‘We made our love on wasteland, and through the barricades’. (‘Through The Barricades’).

Absolutely rank.🤣

Check out this pile of wank: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/spandauballet/instinction.html
(Link provided by our resident music maestro, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Norman

I fucking hate the way they all – every single one of them – collapse on the track after the last event, gasping for air and massively over-egging the pudding like some choreographed beaching of a pod of dolphins.

They have just run 800 metres as fast as they can; I get it. But no other event – including the Marathon or the Cycling road race – ends up with the whole field of competitors looking as if they have been hit with a cluster bomb or sucked in a face full of Nerve Agent.

“But the poor dears have done 7 events – they are shattered.”

Bollocks. Half of the events are just jumping or throwing something; never get out of breath and probably doesn’t add up to an hour’s work for any of them over the weekend. They are blatantly faking it to convince us that a life spent pissing around on a permanent School Sports Day is a worthwhile cause and fully deserving of lottery funding.

Try doing a real job you pampered posers, and stop taking the piss.

And do you really need a different outfit – and shoes – for each event?

All Cunts. Especially the miserable scouse bird that actually won Gold this week, Catamaran Johnson Schmonson. Face like a slapped arse and nowhere near as fit (in the proper sense of the word) as Jessica whatsername who used to win it or that Dennis Lewis who won two medals and now just rows the midget lady around in a boat.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden