There have been some great tragedies in the world of music – the death 65 years ago this week, (1st September 1957) in a car crash of Denis Brain, probably the greatest French horn player of his generation, the death of Buddy Holly in February 1959 (if you like that sort of thing), in a plane crash, Sir Thomas Beecham in 1961. John Lennon in 1980, now, with a tear in my eye, and a hole in my sock, Mr Kaba, yet another budding rapper, who passed away, peacefully, one hopes, in Streatham last night:

Evening Standard Link.

Yet another rapper – another one kicked the bucket last week, a few last year – has met an untimely end through malarky with the police.

How sad that the police are being employed by the Performing Rights Society – because they were’nt performing right.

An award of some sort is needed, if not the Ivor Novello. Perhaps a Mercury, innit?

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

We’ve been forced to ensure this muppet’s aural torture for decades now, and he’s just announced he’s spaffing out yet another catalogue of dirges as a Christmas album.

For goodness sake, please, no really, please, just piss off. You were a third rate Elvis for a couple of years in the 60’s, amongst other things??? and whether you are boring the piss out of us at Wimbledon or pretending to be a sex-symbol in your eighties, you have failed to realise that the only people that will buy your pap are dried-up septegenarions and assorted friends of Dorothy.

On the subject of Dorothy, I would like to make it clear that in no way is Sir Cliff even on speaking term with Dorothy, let alone a friend of hers, oh no siree, absolutely not, how very dare you. He has just lived with an ex-priest (ahem) for 40 years because he gets a bit lonely sometimes.

Do us a favour Cliff, fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off again, obnoxious, sanctimonious, toothy twat.

Sly News Link.

Nominated by: Termujin

With a second verse from Cuntstable Cuntbubble:

He has used Sue Barker as his beard for 40 fucking years based on a couple of celibate ‘dates’. She is pissed of with it and has finally cracked.

Shit singist and definite shirtlifter, but in a pious way.

I am just old enough to remember his shit fucking Elvis impressions. A sort of limp wristed Billy Idol.

The cunt.

Daily Fail Link.

What can you about these bastard things. Doesn’t matter what you do to keep your garden tidy these fuckers will find a way of getting in and turning it into a right old shit-heap (am trying hard not to resort to the Travellers analogy!)

You can try various weed killers, some of which do work for a time. But there is a certain inevitability that these very same weeds will find a way of coming back, this time far more resistant to ordinary domestic weed killers and only industrial-strength one will have any hope of finishing them off.

Weeds can even find their way through cracks between driveway flagstones, steps and slabs if given the opportunity. They have the ability of sprouting in a variety of unlikely places in one’s garden and its sometimes a losing battle trying to keep them at bay.

On the other hand with some flowers and plants you need to carefully look after them, nurture them, place them in a certain part of the garden, feed them the right kind of fertiliser. And if you’re lucky they might just bloom.

But with weeds, they’re like the chavs of the gardening world, always managing to survive with little or no attention. They just appear out of nowhere, messing up and devaluing the place and turning it into a no-go area , like a boatful of dinghy-riders on the Kent coast.

What’s needed is a good flame-thrower and toast the bastards once and for all!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Out of respect for today’s state funeral for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, we here at ISAC are suspending operations for today.

Normal service will resume at 7AM UK time tomorrow, September 20th.

Regards,
The Admin Team.

Lenny Henry (again) – the mithering cunt has got himself a part as a Hobbit in the new series Lord of the Rings – Rings of Power.

The character is called Sadoc Burrows – I’ve read the books often and can’t recall such a character, but he has seemingly been created to compensate for the lack of diversity in Tolkien’s books. The same books that had elves, dwarves, hobbits, wizards, orcs, walking and talking trees, humans, trolls and Christ knows what else.

Anyway, Lenny says it is great for these 1000 years old tales to be positively reimagined by todays storytellers. For information, The Hobbit was first published in 1937 and The Lord of the Rings in 1955. Suffice to say I shall be giving this pile of shite a miss.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge