Lenny Henry (again) – the mithering cunt has got himself a part as a Hobbit in the new series Lord of the Rings – Rings of Power.

The character is called Sadoc Burrows – I’ve read the books often and can’t recall such a character, but he has seemingly been created to compensate for the lack of diversity in Tolkien’s books. The same books that had elves, dwarves, hobbits, wizards, orcs, walking and talking trees, humans, trolls and Christ knows what else.

Anyway, Lenny says it is great for these 1000 years old tales to be positively reimagined by todays storytellers. For information, The Hobbit was first published in 1937 and The Lord of the Rings in 1955. Suffice to say I shall be giving this pile of shite a miss.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

NYPD blue Vs Harlem Globe trotters.

NY police make a arrest on a murderer armed with a gun.
A crowd of nosey cunts who should be at work intervene.
Spitting, trying to stop the officers arrest.
Then the murderers girlfriend runs into the melee,
Slapping at the officers.

A detective kendo Kinsey has had enough and punches the daft bitch out.
Then handcuffs her and arrests her,
She’s lost a lot of the chippy attitude.
Funny how a good punch can do that!

Now her halfwit parents are complaining,
Saying she was just a little girl and the cop should be investigated.

Luckily , NYPD seem to be made of sterner stuff than most,
And standing by their detective.

I hope he broke her jaw the numb bitch,
If her boyfriend had managed to get his gun free the simpletons of Harlem might of found a bullet wound as a price of interference in things that are nothing to do with them.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The definition of a bigot is lost on this one:

A recent story:

Kent Online Story.

A village has reacted with anger over a poster in a church noticeboard stating: “We don’t celebrate Pride, we preach Christ crucified.”

OK you would think- that is the churches opinion and everybody should surely be allowed an opinion- after all there’s always two sides isn’t there?

No so apparently- one of the locals in particular got their already brain-washed 4 year old son to make his own ‘pride associated’ poster that now conforms to how those with the opposite opinion think the church should think. In a statement of totally irony, the mother of the 4 year old stated:

‘I was shocked and disgusted to have a bigoted message being publicly shown,” she said. “I decided to have a chat with my kids about it and my eldest Alfred said he wanted to colour a rainbow with ‘Be Kind’ on it’

Hmmmm….so the church has an opposite view to this mother, and this mother is so intolerant of that opposing view, she decides to censor it as she doesn’t agree with it. In my book, that’s being a very big bigot Mrs, so go and fuck yourself you stupid cunt….and take that brain washed soppy cunt of a son with you

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

A cunting for the dubious LGBTQ movement and ‘Pride’ events.

This time, the ‘L’ being told by daft rozzers at Cardiff pride they can’t take part because they might make the trans-folk feel unsafe.

Express Link.

What a load of divisive, exclusive and petty cack LGBTQ and ‘pride’ have become.

Weird, stupid and – in the words of my generation – gaaayyy.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(The woke will eventually eat itself – Day Admin)

Among the many accusations made against former president Donald Trump since he left office are that he fraudulently inflated the value of business assets to obtain favourable loans, he deflated the value of other assets to reduce taxes, he attempted to coerce officials to alter election results in his favour and incited the attack on the Capitol Building to prevent the transfer of power following his election defeat.

As if all that wasn’t enough, he is now accused of stealing sensitive documents from the national archives and hiding them at his home in Florida.

The former president has a perfectly credible explanation for this. First of all, he didn’t take any documents. And if he did, he gave them back, and if he didn’t give them back it was because they belonged to him, and if they didn’t belong to him it was alright because they were declassified, and if they weren’t declassified they were planted by the FBI.

As a former president who had the election stolen from him he should be given the benefit of the doubt. Anyone who won’t accept his explanation has to be an unamerican child-molesting devil-worshipping democrat.

True patriots who wish to help fund his legal team to fight the various false allegations made against him, and make America great again, can donate by cash, card or cheque. Thank you.

What actually happened was, multiple requests were made for the return of the missing documents. Some were handed over but despite further requests, Trump’s lawyers insisted that was all he had. After months of prevarication a judge signed a search warrant and the FBI retrieved the remaining documents from Trump’s home.

The fact that he took the documents, and shouldn’t have, is inescapable. The question is, why did he take them in the first place? Not even Donald Trump could seriously imagine that they had somehow become his own personal property. Apart from their monetary value, the obvious reason is leverage – ‘you see your way to dropping any criminal charges against me and I’ll see these things don’t fall into the wrong hands’.

Is there anyone who still thinks Trump puts his country first? One way of making America great again would be to have the Orange Man measured for an orange suit.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-criminal-case.html

Nominated by: Allan