PEOPLE WHO CALL THE “GROUND” THE “FLOOR” (& vice-versa)
… are CUNTS.

Could be a bit divisive this one.

Grammarphobia.

Just a couple of sentences for reference, but it`s just a thing which drives me somewhat insane …

When the noun “ground” first appeared in Anglo-Saxon times (spelled grund or grunde), it referred to the bottom of something—the sea, a well, a ditch, and so on, according to the OED.

Perhaps the oldest citation is from Beowulf, an Old English epic that may have been written as early as 725: “Me to grunde geteah fah feondscaða” (“A sea fiend dragged me to the ground”).

OK, let’s have a vote — where do YOU stand? [pun intended]: Is it `floor` or` ground`? …

Nominated by : Sam Beau

We didn’t do a dedicated Euros thread this time around.

Now that it’s all over and England have failed yet again, it seemed only right to let the cunters have a good old moan and rant about boring football, how ‘we woz robbed’ and how it’s not “coming home” after all.

Plus that awful England band, banal commentary, woke box ticking inclusive punditry, they’re crap-they’re brilliant-they’re crap again flip flopping…

So dry your tears an’ fill yer boots.

Love & hugs – The Admin Team.

Joel Alvarez, putting the trash into trashy.

Miami Swim Week is apparently a prestigious fashion event, where top designers, of whom Joel is one, have models strutting the runway in the latest swimwear designs.

Daily Fail.

Joel went a bit avant-garde and had his models strut their stuff wearing, well, “body tape”. The basic black starts at a very reasonable $9.99 a roll.

Excuse me for a few minutes..Right, I’m back!

Anyway, what really leads me to cunt this, is that people were upset about the lack of “body-diverse” and plus-sized models.

What?

Like I want to see a photo of some fucking land whale, all cellulite and rippling back fat, sauntering down the runway in neon pink?
Or some “brave” amputee, rolling towards me wearing a silver metallic bikini

If that makes me a bad person, I don’t give a fuck!

As promised. Attached below, the companion piece.

The Sun. Enjoy! (You won’t, trust me – NA)

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Good ol’ Sir Kweer, he’s always good for a laugh, and he’s at it again, getting into a muddle once more on the trans issue.

A while ago, he was telling us that ‘it’s not right’ to say that only a woman can have a cervix. Now I’m no anatomical expert but as I understand it, the cervix is the lower end of the uterus which forms a channel to the vagina. Well I don’t know about you Sir Knobhead, but it seems to me that being female is an essential quality for possessing those bits of kit.

Now to clarify matters further for us, he’s declared that ‘of course 99.9% of women don’t have penises’. Well, the female population of Great Britain in 2023 is a little over 35,000,000, which according to Stormin’ Starmer, means that 35,000 women in the country DO have a penis in their pants.

And there was me, naively thinking that 100% of women in Britain were dickless. I’m sure that you’ll all join me in thanking the Labour leader for clearing that misunderstanding up for us.

To coin a phrase; what a cock.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

A cunting for the poor little darlings who got upset over Jeremy Clarkson and a rather well written piece about, who else, MeAgain.

It seems the reference to the game of thrones scene where the ‘shamed’ queen was forced to go through the streets naked and was pelted with shit didn’t go down well.

Clarkson has issued a statement on Twatter, basically ooops sorry, will do better next time, fucking hilarious.

6000 complaints apparently, nice one Jeremy 👍

Manchester Evening News Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it