Lily Allen (16)

 

Lily the musical mong is a cunt, this fuckwit is moving away from music which is a good thing, I really can’t take any more ear fucking thanks to her dreadfully wailing.
She is apparently looking to move into drama.

Drama is what this cunt has been doing for years, the sad thing is the only thing worse than hearing this fucker is going to be seeing her, especially after that performance in Calais.
Then the fucker wants to get away from her dysfunctional family, wait, what, I know her old man is a famous Mc Cunt but surely she is the most dysfunctional part of her family.
She is such a cunt, why cant she fuck off permanently.

Headtopics

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Cyclists [18]


Or at least most are, not all.

the problem here is most are cunts of the highest order, they don’t follow the rules of the road, put themselves in life threatening situations all the time all while giving the driver who has had to take avoiding action not to kill their useless arses the middle finger or kicking the car.

As I said this doesn’t apply to all Cyclists but by far the vast majority, cunts like Jeremy Vine and his like have just made things 10 times worse, so now Cyclists are thought of as untrustworthy cunts waiting to dob you in to the law for a situation they have created.

So that’s why Cyclists are demonised and treated as cunts and no amount of calls to treat them as anything more, unfortunate for the few that aren’t cunts, but they are a rarity now, some game on, Cyclists are still cunts of the highest order….

Spectator Link

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Hooking you in and going woke (6)


This cunting is aimed at TV shows/film franchises which hook you in and then go woke.

Rather than go through the many examples; such as The Marvel/Star Wars franchises or The Walking Dead, I’m going to focus on a show I’ve been watching recently, ‘The Last of Us.’

Now I don’t watch much TV, but this show is very good. I blame Mr Cunt Engine for recommending this show, but he did so before the gayness episode . But it’s a good show to be fair, so why cunt it? Spoilers coming, by the way.

Because it’s going down the same route as every show or film franchise nowadays. Hook you in, then push an agenda.

I’m sure most of you (who aren’t brain dead) have noticed such things already, but what has this show done?

It’s been great, but once they hooked you in with a brilliant first two episodes, the entire focus of episode 3 was about a gay couple. The good news is they both died at the end of the episode (not of the AIDS, sadly), but the entire episodes seemed pointless. It obviously had to include an overly long gay snogging/sex scene without any warning, of course. Turned me stomach.

Still, later in the series, the main character (a 14 year old lass) turns out to be a lezza with a black girlfriend. Why the need for that? Fortunately, the girlfriend dies too. Maybe not so bad then?

Well last night, I watched the most recent episode and they had a honky male preacher/leader who turned out to be a pea dough rapist and all round violent, nasty evil cunt.

Need I say more?

Oh, the male lead/anti hero isn’t a honky, he’s Hispanic. All honky males are thick or evil, it seems.

They even had an episode pushing how great communism is a few episodes back.

Great show though, but fuck me…why do they do this?

Yes, yes, I know, I know…

Episodes 3 and 7 are the wokest btw. Interesting scores, eh?

m.imdb

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Gobbing on Our History, Culture and Country

Here’s a story about RAF Scampton, in Lincolnshire, home of 617 Squadron……….”The Dambusters”. You don’t need me to tell you what that means. Now disused, there was a plan to turn it into a light industrial park with the buildings preserved as a museum, all financed with private money. Now it seems this poxy government wants to turn it into a “holding centre” for 1,500 dinghy rats. I can’t tell you how angry I am about this. Cunts….fucking cunts! Why don’t they just hunt down the graves of those young heroes, pull down their strides and fucking shit on them.

Sorry I can’t post a link but I trust somebody can do it for me. There’s also a petition you might like to take a look at.

The Lincoln Nite

Nominated by Freddie the frog link by Harry Crump.

BBC’s new version of Great Expectations (85)

 

BBC’s new version of Great Expectations.
Yes, yet another version of the story, but naturally being from the Beeb, it has gone woke so that it will supposedly appeal to today’s younger audience.
The writer behind this shite is Stephen Knight, who created the Peaky fookin’ Blinders.
The main character Pip is white, but Estella is black, as is Jaggers, the lawyer in London who guides him. You’d certainly see a black lawyer in 1840’s London, complete with top hat and frock coat wouldn’t you.
I don’t know who plays Magwitch, but given that he apparently goes into a rant about the British empire and colonialism etc, it’s bound to be a white actor, so that he can be portrayed as a self-flagellating white guilt ridden apologist.

Great Expectations? More like great expectorations. Fuck off BBC.

Daily Mail

Nominated by mystic maven.