I must admit I have not contributed to this esteemed website for some years now. I decided that complaining about stuff that annoys you tends to install a negative turn of mind. And people just think you are a miserable old git.

However, just this past day made me realise I could stay silent no more. A few examples:

Jasmine Alibaba Brown calling for another referendum only this time, the vote must reach 75% in favour of Brexit to become law. Whaaaat! This (il)logic is based on her requirement that 3/4s of the electorate should be needed to change the status quo. Eeeeh? Well, the status quo now is that we are out of the EU and thus remainers would require 75% to get back in. Is that clear and fair enough for you Alibaba Broon? Silly Moo!!!

Next up, Jeremy from withering-on-the-vine. After Harry Kane’s brilliant, record-breaking winner in Italy, he says penalties shouldn’t count as goals as they represent a single kick and not a passing movement. Is this man a mentalist? His other pearl of wisdom for today is that bad laws, such as blocking the King’s Highway, should be broken. Of course the effing pratt never ventures out on anything other than a effing bike anyway.

TV adverts like the one for Ojo Casino incorporating a freakish pug ugly drag queen as if this is part of a decent, healthy lifestyle along with gambling. You guys take money off people and often ruin their lives. Now you want to be seen as “inclusive” by associating with trannies. Incidentally, Ojo used to call themselves “the fair casino”. Now it’s just “fun”. Could it be that the advertising standards ruled out the former as no casino is fair? The odds are against the punter in all forms of gambling.

So there you are. Just a handful of bloodboiling cuntismns in one 24-hour period. I could have found many more but I am trying to return to my Zen state again. I thank you.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

A quick off the blocks nomination for the International Olympic Committee.
In their wisdom and with no pressure or influence from the wokewankery they have decided that at the next Olympics we’ll be watching people breakdancing their way to a gold medal.

‘Instead breakers will take to the floor in pairs in Paris, “battling” head-to-head and upping each other’s moves to take home a medal.’

What’s next?
The 500 yards with a nicked 60 inch TV on ya back hurdles?

Will we see Team GB parading with the National Stabbing Team?

What value will a Gold Medal have when some dildo has just received his Olympic Gold medal for spinning around on his head and wriggling around like a worm? Well worth years of dedication and sacrifice……not.

Even worse for the women. Not only do they see their medals devalued, some of them probably won’t have a chance to win a medal as so many second rate male athletes magically switch genders to become super-fucking-woman in women’s events.

Wonder what fuckery will be next to become worthy of the Olympics?

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

A nomination for Steve Wright’s replacement on Radio 2, Scott Mills.

I’ve had the misfortune of hearing the bleatings of this BBC android before.
Than man is without any discernible personality, much like those other grinning smug cunts Greg James and Rick Edwards. His playlists are for the basic mongs who follow every fashionable opinion or shit slang; In the space of ten minutes I was subjected to Coldplay, Britney Spears and tuneless chav shite Swedish House Mafia, while this grinning weasel laboured over a feature about listeners’ most out-of-date cultural references (or, what a person with a reading age above 12 might label anachronisms). The mirth!

Steve Wright was an obese, unfunny, dated cunt who would’ve burst live on air if he hadn’t been moved on, but at least he wasn’t a camp robot or dimwitted former ladette who left her charm and wit in a nightclub in 1997.

That’s all you hear now on radio 2, the nation’s most boring hen party.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

I’m Sparticus, no I’m Sparticus, no I’m…

There have been several items in the papers recently, about people claiming to be the unfortunate Madeleine McCann.
This one is taking it to a new level.
Not only is she claiming to be Madeleine ( why is the DNA test taking so long?), but she’s now claiming to have been force-fed random drug/pills/Smarties?
Did the interest rating in her story fall below 7?

Lbc

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

wasn’t this useless cunt supposed.to be financially and morally bankrupt.
How is this plastic pig getting away with all this crap bearing in mind how much and how many so owes money to.

This is just taking the piss, month long holidays, crazy surgeries etc.
we really hope her debtors who are many are not the type to want to see her in a wheel chair…oh hang on, maybe it would do her good

Daily Star
Nominated by Fuglyucker.