Doctor Greta Thunderbirds (16)


Oh yes, our Greta has been awarded an honorary Doctorate by the University of Helsinki. Not bad for a mong who spent most of her time bunking off school and hanging around the streets.

But here’s the rub…….it’s a Doctorate in Theology. I’m wondering, is some clever cunt taking the piss here?…….you know, climate change being the “new religion” and all that? Or are they just as woke and thick as she is? I can’t figure it out.

But she’s definitely a cunt, right?

Wattsupwiththat

Nomiated by Freddie the Frog.

Being An Employer


Being an employer is a cunt, just saw this latest fucknugget in the press and thought to my self how difficult it is to make a business work nowadays where staff are concerned.

So young men now entitled to paternity leave, young wimminz maternity leave, gone for a couple of years, cant replace them, the monthly shark week, strops, misconstruing everything into sexual harassment, always late, want to finish early.
Young people, no common sense, no drive, no work ethics.

Disabled people, have to change the whole building to suit the guy/girl in the wheelchair/crutches/whatever.
Anyone of foreign persuasion for fear of being taken to the cleaners for saying something taken out of context, or of course getting a massive fine due to them working illegally and that kind of leads me to muzzies or pretty much any religious people due to having to pander to their rights [see above] and of course then you have the LGBTVYARES,S who already have a massive axe to grind before you tell them they are all deluded cunts.

Cunts who want to work from home, I,E don’t want to work, cunts who want to dictate the things/hours they are prepared to work.
Any fucker with an allergy of nuts and other stuff as they expect the whole place to be free of any trace of anything that can affect their weaknesses, so technically vegans fall into this bracket as well and I’m sure many many more groups of people qualify.

So who to employ if you are self employed? no fucker, do all the work yourself, its the only way not to be affected by cunts who are going to cry about their rights or mental elf, there another group the weak arsed snow flake cunts who fall apart when criticised, cunts who rather than find what they want, they start a job and then strike to change said job to suit them better.
So fuck it, its easier not to bother, I had better buy a lottery ticket, because my working life is always going to involve dealing with cunts, don’t even get me started on half the customers

Wales on line

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Atrocity Trolls

 

People who make money out of atrocities, by claiming they never happened in the first place, are cunts.

There are a few well known for doing this. Alex Jones is one and another may be on trial soon, his name is Richard D Hall, a British documentary film maker and public speaker.

I admit to watching a documentary series by Hall on the Madeline McCann case, which was admittedly very interesting. It used the case files for evidence. It was hard to refute a lot of the content in that admittedly compelling series (his theory being similar to the one the Portuguese cops originally came to.)

However, he has made (in my opinion) some seriously nutty documentaries. A few seem to focus on islamic terror events being ‘staged’. He seems to think the Manchester Arena attack didn’t happen and has (allegedly) harassed victims.

If true (it’s not gone to court yet) then what is wrong with these cunts? Imagine being blown up and then living in a wheelchair for life, only for some cunt to say it never happened and harass you about it?

There were also some other cunts saying the Muslim terrorists responsible for 7/7 were all innocent and the whole thing didn’t happen or was staged to made to stir up trouble in the middle east (military industrial complex etc.) David is Irving another one, denying the Holocaust ever happened or was grossly exaggerated. A ‘historian’ who doesn’t even have a degree, as I recently found out. David Icke with his 9/11 bollocks.

Absolute fucking pricks!

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Modern Life

 

I must admit I have not contributed to this esteemed website for some years now. I decided that complaining about stuff that annoys you tends to install a negative turn of mind. And people just think you are a miserable old git.

However, just this past day made me realise I could stay silent no more. A few examples:

Jasmine Alibaba Brown calling for another referendum only this time, the vote must reach 75% in favour of Brexit to become law. Whaaaat! This (il)logic is based on her requirement that 3/4s of the electorate should be needed to change the status quo. Eeeeh? Well, the status quo now is that we are out of the EU and thus remainers would require 75% to get back in. Is that clear and fair enough for you Alibaba Broon? Silly Moo!!!

Next up, Jeremy from withering-on-the-vine. After Harry Kane’s brilliant, record-breaking winner in Italy, he says penalties shouldn’t count as goals as they represent a single kick and not a passing movement. Is this man a mentalist? His other pearl of wisdom for today is that bad laws, such as blocking the King’s Highway, should be broken. Of course the effing pratt never ventures out on anything other than a effing bike anyway.

TV adverts like the one for Ojo Casino incorporating a freakish pug ugly drag queen as if this is part of a decent, healthy lifestyle along with gambling. You guys take money off people and often ruin their lives. Now you want to be seen as “inclusive” by associating with trannies. Incidentally, Ojo used to call themselves “the fair casino”. Now it’s just “fun”. Could it be that the advertising standards ruled out the former as no casino is fair? The odds are against the punter in all forms of gambling.

So there you are. Just a handful of bloodboiling cuntismns in one 24-hour period. I could have found many more but I am trying to return to my Zen state again. I thank you.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

International Olympic Committee (3)

A quick off the blocks nomination for the International Olympic Committee.
In their wisdom and with no pressure or influence from the wokewankery they have decided that at the next Olympics we’ll be watching people breakdancing their way to a gold medal.

‘Instead breakers will take to the floor in pairs in Paris, “battling” head-to-head and upping each other’s moves to take home a medal.’

What’s next?
The 500 yards with a nicked 60 inch TV on ya back hurdles?

Will we see Team GB parading with the National Stabbing Team?

What value will a Gold Medal have when some dildo has just received his Olympic Gold medal for spinning around on his head and wriggling around like a worm? Well worth years of dedication and sacrifice……not.

Even worse for the women. Not only do they see their medals devalued, some of them probably won’t have a chance to win a medal as so many second rate male athletes magically switch genders to become super-fucking-woman in women’s events.

Wonder what fuckery will be next to become worthy of the Olympics?

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.