Okay settle down children, I’m going to tell you a story.

Once upon a time in a faraway land called New Wokeland there lived a tribe of people called The Keewees. One of the Keewees, a girl called Jacinda, was not happy because lots of Keewees were so poor their children lived in cars. ‘Make me your Queen’ said Jacinda to the other Keewees ‘and I will stop children living in cars, for I am Jacinda, I am kind and I can do no wrong.’ So the Keewees made her their Queen and Jacinda set about making New Wokeland a better place.

Some time later a strange yellow virus started affecting people worldwide. ‘We don’t want that here’ said Jacinda, so she shut New Wokeland off from the whole world. Even Keewees who were visiting other lands could not return home, and they were not happy. When vaccines against the virus were available, some Keewees did not want to have them, so Jacinda made them second-class citizens. Then she gave more rights to the Mowrees, a group of Keewees who had been in New Wokeland longer than the other Keewees, who were not happy. When some Keewees contradicted her Jacinda said ‘They all lie, only I am to be believed, for I am Jacinda, I am kind and I can do no wrong.’

Then some people from other lands wanted to live in New Wokeland to make a better life for themselves, but Jacinda would not let them come because they had medical needs and her doctors were already busy. ‘This is terrible’ shouted all the world’s Right Thinking People, assuming a horrible man called Donald or Boris must be King of New Wokeland. But when they found out it was Jacinda, they all chorused ‘That’s okay, for she is Jacinda, she is kind and she can do no wrong.’

But the Keewees were not happy. Three times as many children were now living in cars and Jacinda realised they didn’t want her to be Queen any longer. She had ‘nothing left in the tank’, a strange allusion to the burning of fossil fuels for a girl who believed in climate catastrophe. So she gave up being Queen, and all the world’s Right Thinking People were very sad.

But then one day, Prince Charming from the land where illegal immigrants live in hotels and army veterans live on the streets contacted Jacinda. ‘I want you to be Queen of the World’ said Prince Charming ‘and fly around the globe many times over to lecture the great unwashed about Climate Catastrophe’. This was just what Jacinda had been hoping for, as frankly New Wokeland had been too small to accommodate her ego.

So Jacinda became Queen of the World, and all the world’s Right Thinking People lived happily ever after.

Bbc news

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Here we go again!
Yet another addled old cunt speaking up for Shamima Begum.

What are you wittering on about, you stupid man? Are you offering to house her, if she were to be allowed back?
Give her a job, pay her wages?

No, I didn’t fucking think so!
Get to Specsavers, some glasses might help you to read the room.

We don’t want her back. What’s she going to do for us? Train as a microbiologist and discover a cure for leukemia. Hardly.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

This middle aged tart is co leader of Extinction Rebellion.

She will go far – probably to Kweer’s frontbench, where she will enjoy sharing Ed Miliband’s butt plug.

The story speaks for itself:

The Sun

Nominated by W.C. Boggs. Mr Boggs, she may be a massive Cunt but unless you elucidate further any cuntings this short will go in the bin. C.A. Maybe I need spec savers because I find myself attracted to her in some way?

Well seems that no one else has done it I offer Diane hippo Abbot for a cunting.

This race baiting imbecile as gone and shot herself in the foot in a way that surpasses even her previous and numerous attempts to de-rail her political career.

She has now put into writing what she has eluded to in the past, (Brexit being the last time I can remember).:- that is only Black people, people of colour or whatever; are subjected to racism and that it is apparently the nasty white race who are the only racists on the planet.

Honestly this thick as shit stain on our democracy is supposed to have a degree in history from Cambridge University. Didn’t she learn anything when studying for this? Guess not..

Anyway look on the bright side she has had the party whip removed and hopefully any semblance of political credibility along with it.

With a bit of luck she can disappear into obscurity
And I say thank fuck for that.

Sky news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt. And a Slightly different perspective on the Abbots latest fuck up from Komodo below
*deep breath*
This is going to be contentious, I think. Because I’m not cunting The Flabbott, but the howls of selfrighteous cunt that flood the media whenever she puts her big smelly foot in her huge flapping mouth yet again.

In short, she reckons there are different sorts of racism and that prejudice is not necessarily racism. Apparently this is antisemitic. That is because she applied this fairly obvious premiss to the most vocal of our ethnic minorities. As I interpret her – and translation is usually required for la Flabbott – if whitish people disparage whitish people, that is not racism, whereas if they disparage black people, it is.

I can understand this view. If a person looks Caucasian or even Slavic, as most Western Jews and gypsies (the reference is Flabbott’s) do, he/she/it* is of my own race as near as makes no difference, and calling him/her/they a cunt is not racist.
Even if I call him/etc a Y word or a P word, this is arguably not a matter of race but simply unwisely insulting: either the Board of Deputies or a hard cunt from the nearest caravan will be down on me like a ton of bricks. Apostrophising me as a goy or a gorja as they do so, perhaps. But they don’t do that, of course. They are above such petty repartee. Aren’t they?

This is not the view of the antisemitism industry, however. Anyone outside the congregation who is critical of any aspect of Judaism on any grounds whatever is both a racist and an antisemite – automatically. “Six million” is the phrase to remember. Makes the half million Tutsis killed in 1994, because they weren’t Hutu, pale into insignificance, so we do not speak of antitutsism, of course. It isn’t a word.

The media circus has descended on Flabbott with predictable fury. The cunt Starmer’s just been waiting for something he could inflate into an excuse to lose the traditional socialists from his plastic party (..he doesn’t need to, though. The Red Wall’s already buggered off). The Tories and LimpDumbs are delighted to look like some kind of moral high ground. LOL. Ooh, the horrible antisemite! (all media everywhere)

There are different sorts of racism and prejudice is not necessarily racism.

Discuss.

*we have to be so careful, don’t we?

Huff post

A third helping of Labours poster babe from Ron Knee below

Well well; it seems that one of Labour’s most notorious airheads has opened her big mouth and let her belly rumble again.

Remember when the gaffe-prone gobshite played ‘the race card’ when trying to defend her decision to send her son to a thousands-a-year private school? Or the time she claimed that it would cost just £300k to hire ten thousand more rozzers over a four year period? How about the times she’s refused to express regret for past support of the IRA, or when she posted a fake image of an Israeli warplane supposedly bombing Iran?

Yes she’s got previous regarding gaffes has our beloved Flabbott, but this time even her own party leader Sir Queer isn’t having it. The Labour Chief Whip has suspended The Hutt (pending an investigation) after she stated in writing that Jewish people didn’t suffer from racism. Flabbott herself has since been forced to issue a grovelling apology.

If the time comes when Flabbott can’t find her foot, she’ll only have to look in her mouth for it. I’d suggest that the time is now ripe for this waste of oxygen to retire gracefully from the scene, but I’m afraid that the words ‘Diane Abbott’ and ‘gracefully’ will never ever sit well together.

Daily Mirror

 

Social barriers faced by Roma, Gypsies and Travellers laid bare in equality survey”

A survey carried out by – The Guardian, of course.
And guess who did the survey?

”The study was funded by the Economic and Social Research Council and undertaken by the Centre on the Dynamics of Ethnicity, in collaboration with community groups and charities. To reach such high numbers of Gypsy, Roma and Traveller people, academics TRAINED AND EMPLOYED 6 ROMA AND TRAVELLER RESEARCHERS to go out and record responses from community members.”

I bet they laughed their bollocks off at these soft gullible cunts at this worthy research group..

So these poor downtrodden cunts are discriminated against for no reason other than the fact that we are viscious racists. (unless we read the Guardian, of course).
Nothing to do with thieving, begging, looting, littering and wrecking.

If you can be arsed to read this link I think you will die of shame.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.