So, let me get this straight. A baby is born to a pair of drug addicts, and is removed at birth. Despite the ‘parents’ STILL BEING DRUG ADDICTS, and being a known safeguarding risk, he is returned to their care by the family court system. He dies 39 days later. FFS, how many more of these cases have to happen before lessons are actually learned? RIP little fella.

As a foot-note I’m not cunting the killers themselves because to list what they did to him would be too harrowing. Read the link at your peril – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Bbc news

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Finley Boden – grief vampires.
I’m sure there’s a nom about the death of this baby

Why on earth does this even need reporting about. These two useless wankers have given their totally unhelpful, useless point of view and this news outlet thought it was worth sharing?
Is a bunch of cunts called a hand, like bananas, maybe a fisting would be more appropriate?

itv news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

One for the ISAC horn section, after hearing about this daft strumpet.

This brain donor has been working as an ‘adult entertainer’ (whore in old money) on OnlyFans. She says she makes about a grand a month after ‘falling out with her boss’. Yes, she seems trustworthy, getting her flabby arse and tramp stamps out for muggy virgins on a dodgy website.

But I digress. She decided it would be a great idea to take some slutty photos inside a cave for her ‘fans’. Well, it was in a cove and the tide came in.

Sadly, the RNLI had a boat spare from ferrying the dinghy riders on this afternoon and managed to rescue her from Davy Jones’s locker in the nick of time.

I wasn’t going to cunt the daft bint until I saw she’d taken grinning selfies during the fucking rescue.

Bill the silly spunk trumpet for the costs. And loads of tats on a bird is worse than genocide anyway, so a double cunting is warranted.

And I wouldn’t touch her with yours an’ all.

Daily Fail

Nominated by CuntyBollocks.

In this instance, Nike and Bud Light.

Nike, for using a tranny to market women’s sportswear:

Bud Light, for using the same tranny to push their shitty so called beer.

The company has been losing a billion dollars a day since they stuck the ugly tranny on their beer cans.

OK, it’s a drink for puffs, but even puffs have their limits.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.

is a cunt, isn’t he.

? Testiculous-ridiculous!

This multi-millionaire one-trick pony who dresses up as a boy-wizard and says his lines woodenly is now giving advice to children. He has told trannîe kids (?) that adults who are concerned are simply condescending.

If kids want to stick their hand in a fire, parents should stop being condescending. If kids want to run at a wall with a trolley, parents should stop being condescending. Similarly, parents should back off if kids want to have a mastectomy or cut off their beanbag.

? Bollocks-offius!

Radcliffe, who has no children, has taken the opposite view from JK Rowling who created his cosplay character. Perhaps she could make a spell to make him understand biology. Alternatively, make a spell to let him have a hit film after all his duds. At the very least, she could use some of her clever magic lingo for a spell to make him shut the hufflepuff up.
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?Hamza-Yousafius?

Stick it up your hairy pooter.
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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.