In this instance, Nike and Bud Light.
Nike, for using a tranny to market women’s sportswear:
Bud Light, for using the same tranny to push their shitty so called beer.
The company has been losing a billion dollars a day since they stuck the ugly tranny on their beer cans.
OK, it’s a drink for puffs, but even puffs have their limits.
Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.
is a cunt, isn’t he.
? Testiculous-ridiculous!
This multi-millionaire one-trick pony who dresses up as a boy-wizard and says his lines woodenly is now giving advice to children. He has told trannîe kids (?) that adults who are concerned are simply condescending.
If kids want to stick their hand in a fire, parents should stop being condescending. If kids want to run at a wall with a trolley, parents should stop being condescending. Similarly, parents should back off if kids want to have a mastectomy or cut off their beanbag.
? Bollocks-offius!
Radcliffe, who has no children, has taken the opposite view from JK Rowling who created his cosplay character. Perhaps she could make a spell to make him understand biology. Alternatively, make a spell to let him have a hit film after all his duds. At the very least, she could use some of her clever magic lingo for a spell to make him shut the hufflepuff up.
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?Hamza-Yousafius?
Stick it up your hairy pooter.
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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.
I’ve already cunted this muppet, but thought the horn section might appreciate an update.
Seems to me like her lips aren’t the only thing she likes huge. Maybe it’s the camera angle ( no David Bailey), but I could hardly see her newly massive gob for her newly massive tits.
What next, a big arse to rival that of the woman who looks like she has a hundred weight of walnuts in her keks.
Jeez!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I would like to nominate that incompetent cunt Andrew Bailey, the governor of the Bank of England.
Just as I am about to retire and thinking Mrs Wanksock and I have enough money to see out my remaining years, inflation hits. Suddenly any money I have only seems to go half as far and any assets you may have seem to be worth less than you may have thought.
The everyday items, such as the ubiquitous pint of milk, is now about 30%, higher in cost than 18 months ago. Plan A was to downsize on the house and put a bit of money in the bank but we can’t seem to sell it despite 2 price drops.
Anyone who has done just basic economics or even has just a tiny bit of common sense knows that there are time lags between implementing an economic policy and its’ effect. When the government started borrowing money in vast quantities (whilst already running a large deficit) to fund Covid policies then the immediate response from the Bank of England should have been to raise interest rates by at least 2%, any bloody fool could have seen that. Now we have inflation running at over 10% .Andrew’s response is that it is my fault for retiring to early as I am only 69. The man is an absolute cunt. He only had one job, to control inflation and he has failed miserably. If he had any sense of decency it would be a bottle of whisky and a revolver.
Nominated by Wanksock.
Okay settle down children, I’m going to tell you a story.
Once upon a time in a faraway land called New Wokeland there lived a tribe of people called The Keewees. One of the Keewees, a girl called Jacinda, was not happy because lots of Keewees were so poor their children lived in cars. ‘Make me your Queen’ said Jacinda to the other Keewees ‘and I will stop children living in cars, for I am Jacinda, I am kind and I can do no wrong.’ So the Keewees made her their Queen and Jacinda set about making New Wokeland a better place.
Some time later a strange yellow virus started affecting people worldwide. ‘We don’t want that here’ said Jacinda, so she shut New Wokeland off from the whole world. Even Keewees who were visiting other lands could not return home, and they were not happy. When vaccines against the virus were available, some Keewees did not want to have them, so Jacinda made them second-class citizens. Then she gave more rights to the Mowrees, a group of Keewees who had been in New Wokeland longer than the other Keewees, who were not happy. When some Keewees contradicted her Jacinda said ‘They all lie, only I am to be believed, for I am Jacinda, I am kind and I can do no wrong.’
Then some people from other lands wanted to live in New Wokeland to make a better life for themselves, but Jacinda would not let them come because they had medical needs and her doctors were already busy. ‘This is terrible’ shouted all the world’s Right Thinking People, assuming a horrible man called Donald or Boris must be King of New Wokeland. But when they found out it was Jacinda, they all chorused ‘That’s okay, for she is Jacinda, she is kind and she can do no wrong.’
But the Keewees were not happy. Three times as many children were now living in cars and Jacinda realised they didn’t want her to be Queen any longer. She had ‘nothing left in the tank’, a strange allusion to the burning of fossil fuels for a girl who believed in climate catastrophe. So she gave up being Queen, and all the world’s Right Thinking People were very sad.
But then one day, Prince Charming from the land where illegal immigrants live in hotels and army veterans live on the streets contacted Jacinda. ‘I want you to be Queen of the World’ said Prince Charming ‘and fly around the globe many times over to lecture the great unwashed about Climate Catastrophe’. This was just what Jacinda had been hoping for, as frankly New Wokeland had been too small to accommodate her ego.
So Jacinda became Queen of the World, and all the world’s Right Thinking People lived happily ever after.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.