Now, this really made me laugh, particularly the one about Inheritance Tax.
Why, I wonder, would Tory MPs be so hot and bothered about inheritance tax now? Could it be truly altruistic?
Or could it be “gasps” that pater/mater is about to cark it, and it’s just occurred that their extremely wealthy parents estate is about to be halved?
Perish the thought, surely they’re not that venal?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Is a cunt. It gives me some small satisfaction that breaking news right now at ten to three on this lovely warm summers day, (or we are all doomed because the sun is out day if you are a climate alarmist idiot), to report that the ex first minister of Scotland is under arrest.
Now I am sure wee Jimmy Krankie has been cunted several times before for many reasons.
Wasting public time and money, her incessant indy ref two chant, her fuck up of the health service in Scotland, her failure with the drug problems that blights Scotland and I’m sure many more could be listed.
How I wish I could witness her squirm under plods questions, sadly I can’t. but I can cunt the cunt now for being a potential criminal.
Of course she could be innocent? but because she is such a annoying one trick pony and the ex leader on a one trick party which appears to have had financial irregularities for some time now I cunt her for being either useless or if proven a criminal.
I stress again she could of course be innocent.
Whatever, she is a cunt. Once more.
Nominated by Everyonesacunt.
Drink with Pride, this pile of shit needs cunting
After seeing this shit in Tesco yesterday I looked it up and the link below tells us that drinking beer that supports LGBTQ communities is great, absolutely, after all it’s money in the bank for BrewDog.
50p from every 8 pack goes to charity for LGBTQ nutters (that will be the 50p they loaded onto the price) and what’s not to like it’s all packaged in the colours of the bandit community.
It will be great to see the twats mincing down the street with their rainbow cans of Guava Infused Larger, all done in the best possible taste.
Fuck BrewDog and Fuck pride
Nominated by Sick of it on.
Dirty feet are…
Well, disgusting, if you were to ask me.
But this twat is somehow making money out of his mucky feet.
There are, apparently, people who pay, to see this.
Just think, marvellous people like Katie Price and Jodie Marsh just needed to walk in a bit of mud, and not get their tits and fannies out, at all.
Bet they’re cursing.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
This lady is living in a tent, in woodlands with her partner
Several things about this click bait news item has my bullshit radar working overtime.
First, she intimates that she was evicted for non-payment of 2 months rent.
Then, that a Social worker/Housing officer pronounced her initial living arrangements, in someone’s garden, “lovely”.
Finally, that the Housing authority has declared her “intentionally” homeless, because she left temporary accommodation as it was unsafe.
I’m afraid I call bullshit! No-one gets evicted for arrears of two months.
Never mind the rest of her claims, what the fuck was her partner doing by way of work?
Pull the other one, love, it’s got bells on.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.