Windrush

 
A cunting for the latest bollocks over Windrush, this time not the compo for the poor downtrodden cunts who were wrongly deported or disadvantaged because they didn’t have the right documents (partly government fault)

This particular cunting Is for the new commemorative 50p coin to celebrate 75 years since Windrush with a dark couple standing in front of the union flag.
I would question the celebration, more like the start of the destruction of British society, I know we can’t blame everything on West Indians but it did mark the beginning of the invasion of absolutely useless cunts from the third world.

A sad day indeed when the Windrush docked in Tilbury.

Bbc news

Nominated by sick of it.

Obese fat fuck diabetic American and Brits

 
Oh Jesus. Right, fuck everything else, the main problem in America and Britain these days is obesity and diabetes. 42% of Americans are obese fat fucks. That’s the scientific term. And Britain is getting as bad.

It’s the sugar in foods, yes, but also the seed oils, aka. “vegetable” oils which are just highly refined, processed axel grease, aka. palm oil, rapeseed (raping you), sunflower oil, aka. the polyunsaturated fats. You might as well drink glue. Your body can’t process these oils. They contain something known as Omega-6 and it fucks you up and it is in more and more foods these days. Even olives from ASDA are now in rapeseed oil, not olive oil. Olive oil is a monosaturate, so it’s not as bad as seed oils, but it is still not good for you. When used in cooking, whether at home or in a cafe/restaurtant, these seed oils are even more dangerous to your body.

It’s sad to see America becoming a landscape of obese fat fucks who can’t walk, breathe or think properly. When you’re body is inflamed, you get depressed. But visually being an obese fat fuck makes you depressed, but you can take toxic pharmaceuticals to nulify that.

You see more and more obese fat fucks in Britain now, especially women. They must eat like motherfuckers, or Americans. We in Britain have imported too much of the American lifestyle, especially the diet. We used to mock the Americans for being obese fat fucks, but now we can’t because too many of us, the superior British race are now obese fat fucks with diabetes, heart disease and can’t fit on airplanes.

We all hate the nanny state, but let’s face it, it’s time that the government stepped in and ended the obese fat fuck epidemic in Britain. Rishi Sunak is the man for the job now – Boris wasn’t, as he was and still is, an obese fat fuck, Sunak is a scrawny Indian cunt, cow-dodger Hindu cunt.

Let’s eradicate the concept of “obese” by 2040. I already have the backing of Otis. The elevator company. Bud Light is sponsoring my crusade, too.

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Nominated by Pull My Finger.

more money than absolute sense

 
Cunts with more money than absolute sense.

A cunting for ‘look at what I can afford bragging rights’ to wankers with more money than sense.

I am of course referring here to those chinless idiots who thought paying a quarter of a million (maybe more) to dive several miles down to the seabed in little more than a cigar tube was a really good idea in return to show off to their mates.

Billionaires who do similar by paying vast sums to strap a rocket to their arse and go to the moon.

I give zero fucks for these people. Only people I feel sorry for are the people who are risking thier lives to find them and those they leave behind.

Selfish cunts.

The Blame Game.

While several multi billionaires are choking to death under the ocean, see links below.

Already, it’s not our fault, its yours!
No it isn’t, its yours.

Isn’t it fucking fabulous to see grown ups acting like toddlers.
It’s not just this, it’s grown people who somehow cannot say “well, I made a right cow of that, how can I put it right”

Sadly, it’s probably way to late for these tragic billionaires, several nations will morn.

Can I take my tongue out of my cheek now, Admin?

Daily Fail

Bbc news

Nominated by Chuff Chugger and Jeezum Priest.

Fiona Freund and Corporate Queer

 
This one came to my attention via my firm’s intranet site. Like most corporates, our place has become increasingly woke and as usual, it’s fully buying in to pride month, complete with rainbow stripes and some sanctimonious, woke bullshit on the home page when you switch on your pc.

Anyway, today this Freund character appeared on the intranet and according to the blurb, Corporate Queer depicts LGBTQ+ individuals in a range of environments, including their workplaces. The photos are supposed to invite us to consider the ‘ongoing importance of LGBTQ representation in business… yada yada yada’

Her photography is being exhibited somewhere in London and with regret, our firm is one of the sponsors. Entry is free though (that’s entry to the expo, not what you fellow cunters are thinking, dirty minds all of you).

I don’t care if someone is gay, but it’s their business, it doesn’t have to be advertised and constantly promoted as if it’s something special.

fiona freund

Nominated by mystic maven.

Ear worms

 
Bit of a cunt aren’t they?

Ever since watching the bodyguard a few weeks ago, i now have Whitney Houston’s ‘run to you’ permanantley lodged between my lugholes.
Normally some other tune will soon dislodge the current one but Whitney’s proven harder to shift than a pee’ dough from a playground.

However, after watching a concert on youtube where an orchestra were playing movie theme tunes i now have the thunderbirds theme tune on a loop.

The orchestra were brilliant and at least Virgil and co. have stopped whitney’s caterwauling…. for now.

Will the Tracey’s keep her at bay pop-pickers, or will she return to the top spot on sunday?
Only time will tell, the noisy cow!

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Nominated by Polite Cunt.