Daily Star

Is he going to stay with Spurs? Is he going to Bayern Munich? Is he going to some other bunch of rich cunts? Who cares…. he’s already booked his future anyway. Let’s not forget that at the Qatar World Cup he wanted to wear the rainbow armband but, when threatened with an automatic yellow card, he backed down and decided to wear a 300 grand “gay watch” to show his solidarity with our sodomite friends.

When Harry boy finishes his career, which could be tomorrow if some cunt decides to give him the kicking he deserves, he is guaranteed a pundit job on BBC and Sky. Yes, he may be an inarticulate, undereducated moron but he knows how to play the game and do as he is told. I’m sure that he has taken advice from Sir ( not yet but we all know it’s coming) Gary Linekunt.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

 
I’ll be brief as this is pretty straightforward, speaks-for-itself cunting.
It’s a video from over in that America place.

These “Nazis” are government agents. Plain and simple. It’s been going on for YEARS and it always gets called a, “conspiracy theory”. It isn’t. It’s pretty obvious what this is all about: these are agent provocateurs to make any genuine patriot movement that seeks to be peaceful and take back America from the ghouls in power, look like “Nazis” which is a term I can’t believe still exists in serious political discourse. Of course, the term “Nazi” gets downplayed when members of the Ukraine army are exposed as Nazis, well… they themselves call themselves Nazis.

It’s only going to get worse between now and November 2024 with the Presidential Election. The desperation of those in power will be frenetic, insane, terrifying and, thankfully, HILARIOUS.

twatter

Nominated by Pull My Finger.

 
Rufford Ford in Nottinghamshire is a notorious ford that is well-known for being at least two feet deep. With cunts being cunts it has claimed many a vehicle over the years for those who decide to risk crossing it.

As you are sat there looking across the ford at the car ahead, now stalled, engine smoking and waiting for a tow, why the fuck would you think this will turn out differently?

The rotters at Nottinghamshire County Council have now closed the ford to traffic for the safety of pedestrians and saving motorists the humiliation of being made to look like a cunt on YouTube after getting stuck in their Fiat Panda.

The local garage and tow truck company are pissed off too and there will be no Christmas bonus this year.

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

 
Good old British name. Apparently Ivan has been nicked by the spaghetti bashing coppers for carving his and his slag girlfriend’s name into the structure of the Colosseum. What a great idea shitforbrains!
Now we all know that we are, as a nation , constantly embarrassed by the chav trash that are attracted to travel to European shitholes, mostly in Spain, so they can relieve them of their bennies.

However, I must object to Ivan being called a “British tourist” from Bristol.
Ivan comes from Bulgaria, he’s 27 years old and he’s a fucking p*nce . This country is full of cunts like him. If they are born and bred here then we have to take responsibility for the useless thick cunts……but not this wanker. Fuck off Ivan! Fuck off back to Bulgaria you pikey cunt.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

 
An enormous steaming turd of a cunting for the insanity that is the disparity between the way the police choose to act.

They were clearly on the horns of a dilemma when the woke twats from Just Stop Oil decided to protest in front of the equally woke Pride parade.

This clusterfuck of a situation called for decisive measures. The police move in to remove the JSO protestors thus proving that Pride takes ultimate place above any one or anything else.

Where were the police when thousands of people were stopped from getting to work/hospital/airports/etc ? You’ve got it. The police were doing fuck all.

But block a Pride march and the rozzers jump right in.

Get to fuck you woke hypocritical cunts.

Sky news

Nominated by MiddleEngland.