Rufford Ford in Nottinghamshire is a notorious ford that is well-known for being at least two feet deep. With cunts being cunts it has claimed many a vehicle over the years for those who decide to risk crossing it.
As you are sat there looking across the ford at the car ahead, now stalled, engine smoking and waiting for a tow, why the fuck would you think this will turn out differently?
The rotters at Nottinghamshire County Council have now closed the ford to traffic for the safety of pedestrians and saving motorists the humiliation of being made to look like a cunt on YouTube after getting stuck in their Fiat Panda.
The local garage and tow truck company are pissed off too and there will be no Christmas bonus this year.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Send in border farce and the RNLI to rescue them.
It never surprises me the level of stupidly the human race can achieve.
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Stupidity not stupidly… don’t rescue me I don’t deserve it.
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There’s a very nice one in Keyston, Cambridgeshire when it rains heavily. It’s a
always deeper than you think and if you drive through it at any sort of speed you create a bit of a bow wave. This elicits an interesting response from the lady of the adjacent house as she shouts that you are a cunt for flooding her home.
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Quite right too.
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Cuntcil killjoys. That video alone has given me so much joy. Why do some people want to prevent the stupid from fulfilling their destiny?
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Hilarious. Many thanks for posting it LL.
I’m still laughing at the Karen shouting ‘Turn your phone off. I’m warning you.’
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Poetic justice for the terminally stupid I think, still it gives those stupid cunts with Land rovers done up like they are about to attempt the fucking Camel trophy an opportunity to look smug for 1 % of the time, you know the ones 2 spare wheels, snorkel, skid ramps on the roof, thanking God for this ford, snow or a pot hole so they can put their off road skills to the yest,,,, wankers.
Still there must be some one making a fortune towing idiots out of the water, it’s the first stage of them developing gills and waking backwards into the sea, to stupid to survive, leave them to it I say….
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I had Land Rover once, and it was shit.
Got stuck in the snow and needed my Missus’ Skoda to pull it out.
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Good nom LL 👍
I’d encourage anyone to attempt this during a heavy downpour,
There’s a towtruck driver sending his kid to private school that relies on the stupid for funding.
There’s a railway bridge where I grew up that floods,
Has done for long as I can remember.
It’s great!
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/dad-sick-floods-road-near-25222673
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We have one just down the road where the road dips to go under a single lane bridge. There is simply no way to judge how deep the water is so they recently put a depth gauge either side but there’s always some twat who thinks his fiesta has a 3 foot ground clearance. Mind you. seeing some £100k BMW or Range Rover 4×4 stuck there with, usually, an entitled, plastic-looking tart shouting on her phone is great for a laugh.
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I know it well Moggie, back in the 80’s I worked at an engineering firm on the corner of Earls way, we used to laugh at the twats on rainy days.
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That’s the one. The bridge could do with a whole restructure but, to be fair, I just don’t see how they could, especially with the mainline running over it, there are trains every few of minutes.
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‘few of minutes’? I never even typed ‘of’.
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Cunts, wankers, shitheads, arseholes, two bob immo loving fucking bumbandits. Fuckers, gays, sons of bitches…..I hope they all die a horrible death the fucking aids ridden bastards.
Nothing to do with the nom. I just like a good swear up in the morning.
Calling Dr. Tourettes, your patient is here – NA.
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Brilliant video. If you need evidence that this country is fucked, this video helps.
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What they require is dinghies.
And, warm clothes.
And compensation.
Then four-star hotel rooms, dressing gowns, fresh buffets, and heated swimming pools.
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I do love the thick cunts in twatpanzers who think that having a 4×4 immediately means the air filter still works underwater.
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Yep.
I love it when they leave their engines running on the local beach when they are recovering their cunt-skis and then wonder 15 minutes later after liquifying the sand beneath them why their four wheel drive is of absolutely fuck all use. I tend to buy a bag of chips at this point and watch whilst the tide comes in.
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👍 good spectator sport at Brean Sands so I understand
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I love the designers of said 4x4s who put the air intakes below the front bumper🤣
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That’s the one Mikdys! See my post at 8:34 am below.
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“Twatpanzer”.
I’m stealing that.
The size of a bus, used for transporting one child 100 yards to school due to the danger to its existence supplied by all the other twatpanzers. Or visiting the garden centre on Sundays to stock Tinkerbelle’s Fairy Grotto next door.Cue angry music –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsA6z_4TBo8
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Morning Komodo.
See also: Wanker tank.
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Let me see if I understand this.
Immigrants from Shitholia can cross the Channel in a dinghy but local residents of Nottinghamshire can’t ford a ditch when it’s raining?
The end is near.
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Bloody puffs.
What’s wrong with these people? Just build a ramp and jump the ford like the Dukes of Hazard.
Yeeeeee-hhhaaaaahhh.
Kug yug yug.
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I sometimes had the company car airborne CB but I never pushed it too far. A man I knew yumped his three litre Capri over a hump-back bridge and when he landed that cast iron Essex lump kept going and sheared the engine mounts both sides. We were so sympathetic we almost pissed ourselves.
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Of those cars we saw being towed out of Rufford ford I wonder how many were found to have ingested water into their combustion chambers and suffered bent con rods. I met a woman once who had done that to an M-series BMW. Her husband was a bit annoyed with her.
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Short clip, wait for the knobhead on the bike
https://youtu.be/BY-UuZbAnNE
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Epic!
A Darwin award candidate in the making.
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Fucking hilarious! Great spot CQB!
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Was that our very own Mr Cunt Engine?
Haven’t seen him for a bit have we? The plot thickens…
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Good job he had a lid on, fckn nob.
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Looks like he practised that. But not enough.
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I’m surprised the BBC haven’t used this as evidence of climate change. They could make a panorama special using the footage, claiming impending armageddon and blaming working class people for the water level being high.
They’d hopefully be dumb enough to send a reporter through it to demonstrate using a Nissan Leaf. He could then experience 200 volts DC up his arse. Make a change from a druggie rent boys cock I suppose.
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Great thing is FMC, the lithium batteries in the floor pan catch fire when immersed, almost immediately go into thermal runaway and are almost impossible to extinguish. Another good reason not to have an electric car but can you imagine what a laugh it would be to see the BBC nerd leap out of the car and run around with his arse on fire?
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Yes I can imagine. And it would be a sight worse than the time the reporters rent boy mistook the anal lube for Ralgex.
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FMC,
Top tip – spice up your sex life by lubing your Missus’ with Vic’s Vapour Rub.
They love it.
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To wiind them up even more, i’d have a portable stereo and play Rod Stewart’s ‘sailing’ for every car that began floating.
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Even JSO wouldn’t dream of walking through it. But they could redeem themselves by stopping idiots attempting to drive through it.
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Terrific nom LL!
Looks like a great spectator sport for the locals. I’m surprised that some enterprising soul with a burger van hasn’t set up there.
Morning all.
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Aye.
It’s almost as if someone removed the road closed sign, traffic cones and diversion signs.
Don’t blame ’em. I’d be there with my deck chair, flask, butties and ghetto blaster playing ‘Sailing’ to the floaters as suggested by another poster above.
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Probably the cunt waiting at the roadside charging £100 to tow them out.
I do love a bit of entrepreneurism.
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I grew up near Burtonwood US airforce base and lots of the yanks had massive cars which were very low. Outside our house after heavy rain it would flood so an enjoyable day could be spent sat at the window watching to see how far through each car could get, the big limos coming off worse.
I’d forgotten about all that until I read this post.
Thanks LL
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I’m surprised some money grabber hasn’t made a V-shape ramp for drivers to pay a toll. Then you would be able to find out the cheats from the good.
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Miserable bastards. It was fun watching the cars go through. Never saw one fuck up. The grandkids loved it
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I liked the 4×4 in the video around six minutes in, going through the ford and then desperately trying to make it around the corner out of sight before his cunt wagon conked out.
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