deserves a cunting. In a long, long line dreadful decisions, the case of Andy Malkinson is right up there.. Not only was the poor bloke convicted despite a complete lack of concrete evidence, but his requests to test DNA found at the crime scene – which turned out not to be his – were completely ignored. The fact that he has lost 17 years of his life thanks solely to the pride and hubris of a system which refuses to admit when it has got things wrong is unforgivable, and I hope he sues for as much as he can bloody well get.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

 
The “Boys and Girls etc in Blue” deserve a right cunting based on today’s news alone.

Not content with fitting up Mr Malkinson; it seems that they have lost hours of key CCTV footage of their 40 hour abuse of a woman who was stripped and left topless.

Nevertheless there is enough left to see that “She is forced face-down on to a thin mattress. Police officers take off her jeans, cut off her knickers, pull a pair of oversized custody shorts over her legs, then remove her top and bra before leaving her alone and topless. All of this is captured on CCTV.”

My advice to the good people of Greater Manchester is get the fuck out while you can.

Sky news

Sky news

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Personally, I’ve got nothing against those who are a tad light on their feet. Freddie Mercury was a great showman, Kenneth Williams made me chuckle, Sam Fox had great tits, et cetera.

This is overkill, though

NY post

In a cynical way to make money from the fudge-pirates, a drink has been released called Gay Water. It’s vodka, soda, and some fruity shit for those who can’t gandle gin or ale and infulge in brown love. Perhaps it contains man-yohurt. It does sound a bit wank.

This might be a reaction against the disastrous economic decision to brand Bud Light as Tranny Fluid.

How about opening a homo dougnut brand called Hole Punchers?

They could do a hot dog-flavoured water with melty chocolate starfish called Bum Gravy.

Psh

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

 
With the constant shit show of small boat arrivals every day. Which looks like it will never be stopped.

The daily fail sent in a undercover reporter to said lawyers.

The reporter was advised to make up a back story for his application, with tales of
Torture and beatings and slavery.
Even offering a doctors report and anti depressants.

You probably won’t be surprised who these lawyers are when you see the pictures in the articles.

The fees for this service ranged from 4 to 10 grand, now the article doesn’t say if the money was legal aid or private money.

These asylum seekers must be minted with a expensive boat ride across the channel and then private lawyers..

Then when the story broke, cue the outrage!! from the bar council and Stephen Kinnock, who took aim at itchy ballsack for speaking out against the lawyers..

Hopefully the corrupt cunts have all been sacking and with any luck be charged and imprisoned.
But I won’t hold my breath.

Daily Fail

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

 
Liverpool FC captain and Wokegate favourite for England, Jordan Henderson, is the latest in what will be a long line of top level players over the next few years, who will join the Saudi Arabian football league.

He’s reported to have been offered 700k a week, tax free.

I would normally say, ‘Good luck to him. Who’d say no to that?’ but you see, Mr Henderson has been called ‘an ally’ of the LGBT community in recent times.

He’s been at the forefront of the rainbow laces campaign, giving interviews about how strongly he feels about gay rights. Lecturing us all about how to be a good person like him and to be more caring and inclusive.

Up to him all that.

But you see, he’s now moving to play in a country that executes homosexuals.

Now, it couldn’t possibly be that he, like so many other sports folk and media ‘stars’, just say whatever is best for their image, a.k.a bank balance, at any given time, could it?

I suggest, and it’s just an opinion, he doesn’t give a fuck about gay rights, and would play for 700k a week if they executed black people for being black and murdered 50 random citizens every time he played.

These ‘woke’ footballers do not give a fuck about your woke causes, lefties. Only their bank balances.

You fucking mugs.

One hopes this will stop the libtards targeting sport for their agendas. If so, I’ll have to suggest ‘uncunting’ him, but for now, he’s a cunt for having ‘morals’ dictated by money only, whilst being a sanctimonious, holier than thou cunt previously.

Sky news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.