Greater Manchester Police

 
The “Boys and Girls etc in Blue” deserve a right cunting based on today’s news alone.

Not content with fitting up Mr Malkinson; it seems that they have lost hours of key CCTV footage of their 40 hour abuse of a woman who was stripped and left topless.

Nevertheless there is enough left to see that “She is forced face-down on to a thin mattress. Police officers take off her jeans, cut off her knickers, pull a pair of oversized custody shorts over her legs, then remove her top and bra before leaving her alone and topless. All of this is captured on CCTV.”

My advice to the good people of Greater Manchester is get the fuck out while you can.

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58 thoughts on “Greater Manchester Police

  1. Not a good look for the plod. Didn’t they used to have a real God botherer as their chief back in the day?

      • Say what you like about Anderton, he wouldn’t have had puffy rainbow cars or any kneeling for BLM, that’s for fucking sure. Or any fat cunts and uppity lezzas getting jobs with his force.

        So he was a bit religious
        ..whoooo. Who fucking cares.

  2. As the saying goes;

    ‘Earning the hate day by day’.

    The rozzers seem to veer between utter incompetence and sheer thuggery.

    Morning all.

    • ‘To the North: where we do what we want.’*

      ‘Same as it ever was.’**

      *Red Riding.
      ** Talking Heads.

      • He was God’s Cop.
        Suitable bearded.

        I liked him.

        If they made a film about him he’d be played by Charlton Heston.

    • With a significant side order of sexual degeneracy of late.The Fail when not obsessing about…toned abs-clifftop ramblers-pit bull attacks and vaping enthusiasts regularly has a pervy plod situation on regular rotation ?

  3. The paki lass seems like a bit of a nightmare if you ask me.

    Which is odd,given how lovely the rest of the disgusting cunts are.

    Oven.

  4. Andrew Malkinson didn’t have the luxury of ‘cultural sensitivities’ to hide behind.

    • Still, the poor cunt got an apology for 17 years of hell. What more does he want?!

  5. Hmm, Greater Manchester Police, South Yorkshire Police or West Yorkshire Police – who’s worse? It’s a tough one.

    • It is a close run thing, but I think the Met is coming up on the rails!

      • Humberside police are stopping to check their own thinking.

        Trans rights?
        liking tweets = hate incident non crime?
        ‘I went on a course, I did’?

        and off they go.

    • The fucking Met are following close. These cunts tried to fit me up for a “hate crime” they made up that didn’t happen in front of over 200 witnesses.
      The cunts were prepared to perjure themselves to get me out of the way, ruin me, for daring to ask awkward questions and accuse them regularly of making up the law as they saw fit. Far easier to sit on their fat arses drinking coffee trawling Twitter for hurty-words, or “misgendering” some cock in a frock, going after soft targets who won’t riot, fight back or call them waaaayycist or “phobic”. Still, it makes up for their otherwise shit clear-up rates. Despicable cunts.

  6. Out drinking late one night and missed the last bus, a lone police officer driver pulled up and took my details. He decided to give me a lift and told me to keep my head down when passing other officers. This was seventies Manchester.

    • I got a lift home late one 80s night from Beds police when I’d had a few too many.
      The old boy even stopped off at a 24hr garage so I could buy some tabs.
      Bet they don’t even speak English now.

      • How things have changed in such a short time. Well, to us older ones, it only feels like it.

  7. GMP are fucking useless. You report a crime and fuck all happens.

    Then they give you a crime number and expect a King’s Commendation.

    It was far better when James Anderton was in charge.

    Even his own officers feared him.

    The gays definitely kept their heads down.

    When AIDS arrived it was Anderton who said they were swirling around in a cesspool of their own making.

    I liked him.

    A bit like Jack Regan, but on a mission from God.

    Liked a good drink.

    Sadly missed.

    • Jack regan combined with jake and elwood blues.

      Kick your head in then soothe the pain with some classic songs..

      Sounds marvellous jack..

      • No doubt Jack, coppers used to be respected and feared.

        Now they are wet behind the ears social workers, maybe we can mediate our way round this problem.

        No give them 30 seconds to comply or the cuffs go on.

        Where’s ED-209 when you need him..

    • The cunt tried to stop Salford RL Sunday games because it offended his one eyed bigotry. He also hung Stalker out to dry. Fuck him.

      • He realised rugby is just an excuse for posh, public school fatty puffs to grope each other in the mud.

        Couldn’t have that on a Sunday FFS.

  8. Jamie Theakstons script for cops on camera

    ‘The police are careful: the woman could be hiding chainsaws and nerve agent in her clothing. The aggressive woman tries to distract the others by getting them to expose her breasts. it is truly disgraceful behaviour by a member of the public.’

  9. It’s a race to the bottom with all our public services.

    Too busy pandering to minorities,and worrying about offended someone to concentrate on doing the job that is expected of them..

    To quote Mr ruff tuff this country is finished.

    • I miss RTC. We bumped horns once or twice, but I liked most of his posts, even if I disagreed with half of them.

      • I heard he turned creampuff Manor into a halfway house for poor unfortunate asylum seekers..

        Free of charge.🤪

      • He was the first person to talk to me on here.

        One of the best cunters on here.
        He didn’t go with the herd
        He was his own man.
        I liked him a lot.

        This site’s poorer without Rufftuff Creampuff.☹️

      • I hope he is just taking a timeout. Maybe writing up his IsAC memoirs in time for Christmas?

        I’ll pick up my copy in the Sue Ryder bargain bin about February.

  10. The police in this country have forgotten that they exist to serve the public, with the consent of the public. Not the other way round.

    • Report getting your motor broken into in Asda car park, they’ll give you a crime number for the insurance.

      Say that you were misgendered in Asda car park, six plods will be there in five minutes.

      • We had some neighbours who lived in a basement flat in South London. One summer they were broken in six fucking times – every time was a fucking Thursday or Friday afternoon when we were all at work. The woman used to wait until we got back and ask me to check there was no one still in the flat for her. I was happy to oblige as the police always waited fucking hours before turning up. The woman asked them on the third or fourth occasion why they didn’t put someone to watch the flat on Thursdays and Fridays. They said that they did not have the resources. Instead, they suggested she put metal fucking bars on the windows! Absolutely useless wankers.

      • She should’ve hired a bunch of bare knuckle fighting gypoes to wait for them in the cupboards with baseball bats.

        Mind, they’d have probably robbed her house too. I haven’t thought this one through properly.

      • Aye. Tell them the robber campaigns to get them evicted of their plot and thinks Adolf was right in genociding them.

        And that he says he could easily kick fuck out of ‘that King of the gypsies puff.’

      • Waiting in the wardrobes I mean.

        Cupboards? Unless it was a team of bare knuckle fighting gypo mid gets? With Fisher Price rolling pins instead of baseball bats.

  11. Better when it was Police Force not police service, can’t remember when I last saw a copper on foot or in a motor round here. More likely to see a dolphin walking up the high street.

    • We have a police presence daily, Civvy.

      Mind, it’s that kind of estate.

      Audi nicked in Dore? Go drive round the Manor area, sure to spot it being driven by some 14 year old who thinks he’s Lewis fucking Hamilton.

      Residents complain about bikes and cars racing up and down, Ppff, can’t be bothered.

  12. Nearly became one, had mates in the police, last century.
    21st century police are total cunts.

  13. I’ve long thought that current police forces are not a patch on what they used to be.

    For example, there was a minimum height requirement.
    They were male.
    They didn’t have visible tattoos.
    They wore a proper uniform ( poor buggers must a boiled in summer)
    They walked around places.

    The standard/caliber of recruits has been lowered and lowered to the point of ridicule. No wonder neds don’t fear the police. They’re laughable.

    Replace the police (uniformed) with Army trained militia.

  14. Takes a certain type of person to be a honest cop, a type of person modern society very rarely generates anymore. Too many snuck in when they should not of been near a badge and now the whole infrastructure is rotted, it needs gutting and re-planning. I’d personally have acceptance into the police be as strict as marine corp applications and try and focus on recruiting ex-military with good records in higher positions. Watch the crime rate drop in Stabistan (London) soon we we actually had coppers fit for the job, rather than lose their shit over a teenager calling them a lezzer (thought the point of pride was to be proud of what you are?) It seems society in general is in a state of degradation, our movies are just remakes, all the chart music sounds the same and nobody has any respect for authority cause they can play the victimhood card and enforcement are scared to touch anyone cause no-one has the backs of the genuine cops anymore.

  15. Simply not fit for purpose..

    Sack the fucking lot, replace with army trained militia.

  16. I saw the news report on this.
    Would have been apalling if that had happened to a man – for a woman it’s bloody horrific.
    It was also noted that she was thrown in the back of a Police van, just 15 mins away from the station…. it arrived 2 hours later.
    Several hours of video footage have been ‘lost’ from her cells camera.
    She admits she was coked up when arrested, but suspects she was repeatedly raped.
    The whole thing stinks to high heaven. Power mad bastards thought they could take advantage “who’s gonna take a druggie’s word over ours”
    Are we living in 21st Britain or some 3rd world shithole ? ? ?

  17. Operation Augusta is still enough to make me choke up vomit. And this latest disgrace? Filth by name, filth by nature.

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