Gay Water

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Personally, I’ve got nothing against those who are a tad light on their feet. Freddie Mercury was a great showman, Kenneth Williams made me chuckle, Sam Fox had great tits, et cetera.

This is overkill, though

NY post

In a cynical way to make money from the fudge-pirates, a drink has been released called Gay Water. It’s vodka, soda, and some fruity shit for those who can’t gandle gin or ale and infulge in brown love. Perhaps it contains man-yohurt. It does sound a bit wank.

This might be a reaction against the disastrous economic decision to brand Bud Light as Tranny Fluid.

How about opening a homo dougnut brand called Hole Punchers?

They could do a hot dog-flavoured water with melty chocolate starfish called Bum Gravy.

Psh

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

69 thoughts on “Gay Water”

  1. Wow I can see this selling like wild fire 🔥.
    In a gay bar in Brighton.
    Used in fire extinguishers 🧯 everywhere else.

    Yuk

  2. You don’t say if this is for gays or if it turns you gay? Not that I’ll be buying it either way. My preferred ratio for alcohol to mixer is around 50/50 and I don’t see this being even close.

  3. Not enough that you have to have the whole gay thing rammed down your throat at every turn, now you are expected to drink their piss.

    Good morning, everyone.

  4. Vodka, soda and fruit juice? Fuck off, you’d have to be gay to drink that.
    Give me a pint of Arbuthnot’s Old Fudgepacker any day.

  5. Does it have to be taken anally or orally?

    If so not sure a metal can was the way forward.

    • If gay people can have their own drink why can’t sraight people?

      Hetero Aqua

      It’s strained through a pair of Debbie Harry’s vintage knickers from the seventies,
      And served in a giant plastic tit.

      Reuse the Strongbow crossbow for the advert

      “Straight as a arrow”

      • The absent Fiddler championed extra stout as a ladies man’s drink. All but the most perverted predators would be discouraged by the prospect of being spray painted by a rancorous jet black liquid “big nasty” in the attempt to breach a one way valve.

  7. Vodka and soda, .. is that gay ENOUGH for them in this “look at me me me” era of the public gayness?

    …”Bacardi & cock” surely, no?

  8. He is trying to make the LGBTWYZ community more visible?

    Yeah you don’t hear alot about the gay community nowadays.

  9. Not to worry,it’ll be banned soon for “excluding” the “non binary community”.

    Or some other good old fashioned reason.

    • Tran§water, where you have to suck the fluid from an external post-op nozzle, bandaged and bleeding.
      Also called Tavistock Regret Juice

  10. I look forward to the lawsuits against pæki shops who refuse to stock it.

    Nothing like an inter minority spat.

    Popcorn please. 🍿

    Good morning.

  13. Only conspicuous quares like James ‘i’m gay’
    Barr would mince around drinking this.

    I don’t think Ian Mckellen or Derek Jacobi will be ordering ‘gay water’ during their high teas at the Dorchester.

    ‘shall i be mother’?

  15. In those dainty little slim cans they usually use for wimminz drinks I notice.
    Fit nicely in a handbag, or I would imagine, up a bum hole.
    Brighton infirmary’s A&E department could get very busy.

    • Well I won’t be drinking it unless it comes with a cherry and a cocktail umbrella.

      Fuck em.

      I’m off to work
      Stay out of trouble you crazy kids.

  16. We could drown the “gay” community en masse in a lake filled with “Gay” water !
    Why hell I would even contribute my own piss and the occasional dump to help keep it full.

    • Sam, can I suggest refreshing yourself on your trek by doing a Sarah Miles en route? It’ll probably taste better second time around anyway.

    • The benders would leave the biscuit and just lick out the chocolate filling, CC.

  19. This is just Bud Light re branded in a desperate attempt to save some of the jobs that Dylan Mulvany has single handedly put to the wall.
    The only fuckers who will buy this are the other side and it appears anything goes with them so carry on, its just another flamboyant acutriment to dance around in the street with embarrassing themselves.

  21. Those cunts at HMV can fuck off and all.

    Apart from the extortionate record prices and over half the store occupied by saddo cosplay shit and superhero toys. At the main till, they were selling pink cushions with rainbow writing on them. On the cushions it said ‘Sounds Gay! I’m In!’

    A record shop selling gay cushions?!! To Hell in a rainbow handcart.

  22. They’ve been drinking this stuff in Scotland for donkeys years. Its called Iron Brew. IRN-BRU to be precise.

    In cricket, the Aussies have been bowling a “wrong ‘un” for decades, which always makes me laugh. A “googly” in my book.

    • A lot of light ale drinkers will be changing their drink in future.

      Also, be careful when calling a snake a Puff Adder.

    • That tooth rotting concoction is your other national drink in Scotland.

      I gather that it’s a popular mixer as well; eg with scotch or vodka but not gin. For those on the other bus, mix with tequila and fizzy white wine and you’ve got an Irn Bru Spritzer apparently.

    • It’s about time they brought out something like this. Why do we have to pretend we’re so butch all the time? Can’t wait to taste it, although the chances are I’ll still prefer dandelion and burdock. Now my husband, he likes something totally different.

      • Blimey, can you still get dandelion and burdock? That takes me back to my childhood days.

      • Afternoon Ron, isn’t that the drink that wanted you to visit the toilet or was that one of George Michael’s offerings?

  24. That great member of human kind the late great Michael Jackson had a similar drink, Jesus juice, aimed squarely at the younger male drinker, popular at Neverland but never cracked the general market. But in todays wokey world who knows the burgeoning number of maps and deviants influencing policy may well make a commercial go of Jesus Juice.

  26. I guess that Jordan Henderson won’t be having this brand advertised on his shirt or any of his kit when he departs to ever so really really tolerant Saudi Arabia? Or am I just be a bit ever so silly?
    Mind I bet it will be planted on every table in shot of a camera on the BBC especially when Messrs Linekar, Shearer Shearer who the fuck is Shearer or Right On Wrighty are pushing THE agenda down our throats? Cunts.

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