Meanwhile government do fuck all for homeless Brits. C.A.

Another day, another story of rewarding our dinghy invaders.

Hot on the heels of a 98 year-old D-Day veteran evicted from his home and being bunged up in a hostel, or us mug taxpayers funding lawyers to teach the dinghy scum what lies to tell the authorities to gain asylum, we have the Home Office booking all 98 units in a newly converted apartment block to house, yes, you guessed it, said illegals. I suppose putting them up in the damp, mouldy conditions that the locals have to endure for years would compromise their human rights. D-Day veterans, on the other hand, have no human rights.

I despair of this country, I really do.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Now either I’m an intolerant cunt or a shit magnet for crap neighbours, but living in a flat can be a real cunt.

There are many things to cunt about living in a block and i could go on a massive long rant which would probably get binned by Admin but this is one of the most annoying.

I realize that flats are, by their nature, noisier than the average house, which i accept i have to live with. But as with a lot of things today, people can be annoying ignorant twats.

My front door opens into a hall with other front doors, so knowing they are in very close proximity to other people’s space, why is everyone in permanent training for the door slamming olympics? 6 in the morning going out, 2 in the morning coming in and BANG. It’s not hard, i turn the key and pull the door to, then lock it, even during the daytime

As i was about to leave recently, i heard someone coming into the hallway, i heard him talking to the old boy who lives next to the fire doors that he did
not want to slam them so as not to disturb him. The prick then opened his flat and promptly slammed that door shut instead. ????????

A cunt on the floor above makes several increasingly loud attempts to slam their door shut when leaving.
Another cunt took a bag out to the bins once, i heard him slam his front door, barge through the fire doors,
slam the communal entrance door (door closer broken at the time) then repeat on the way back.

All that clattering just to put something in the bin. I bet he’s one of those cunts that likes to fill up the nearest bin so it overflows making it hard to get to the others behind.
What is it with door slamming cunts?

If i had my way, i would turn the cunts into human door frames, see how they fucking like it.

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Nominated by Polite Cunt.

The sad lack of customer service is a cunt.

I recently had a nice pay rise on my pension. Being a tight cunt I was looking at doing a regular savings gig for myself and ‘er indoors. Santander had one such offer on. You can invest up to £200 pounds a month for a year at 6% interest. I went down to Exmouth and thought pop in to the bank and enquire about the account. As Nat West is closing their branch in Exmouth I cannot get a face to face appointment until September.
I went home and rang the Honiton branch. Why don’t you go into Exeter and you can see someone there? The reason why I don’t want to go into Exeter is it will cost me £5 for either bus fare or parking. There are only three staff there in Honiton, including the transformer. No I didn’t want to deal with that cunt either. The either of the other two Doris’s would have suited.

So it looks like that idea is dead in the water then. Has any cunter any recommendations where I can invest £200 per month on a regular basis?

So I know £200 isn’t a earth shattering sum but there must be some fucking bank that would say oh yes please and thank you for investing with us.

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Nominated by CuntyMort.

Deserve High Quality Women.That’s the other side to it. But I’ll concentrate on the men.

Rather old fashioned thinking that now I suppose. Are there are High Quality Trannies?: No, not with the people that use this term ‘High Quality’ about men and women.

Andrew Tate is one. He is a High Quality Man by his own definition.. And he deserves a High Quality Women.

He said recently that he would prefer to go out with an 19 year old instead of a 26 year old. That’s because he’s a High Quality Man presumably.

High quality Andrew has a High Quality friend in Justin Waller. He talks often about High Quality men like Andrew and what it is to be one.

And they are not just into looks and wealth no they have very high moral standards.This means they are good fathers they are always ‘there’ for their women.

Trouble is with both of them a lot of their YouTube videos (after the talk about having high moral standards) is about having a nice expensive car and a luxurious house to live in. Oh and a 400, 000 dollar watch or thereabouts. Seems standard. Seems standard with their high moral standards.

Andrew lives in Dubai. He admires greatly Sheikh Mohammed bin Mahktoom a lot. But isn’t what he has done there is make a sort of Disneyland of the Emirates?

Justin was challenged about his women on a discussion programme.. And it seems he still goes from woman to woman even his 30s. So is he really ‘there’ for any woman at all? He says he has tried to ‘fix himself’ about it. But then added (which I thought was revealing) that is too busy with his many companies.

I don’t know…not much of a cunting this because they’re not bad people at all to me. (I am conscious of AT being arrested in Romania and all that).

Cut to it. You cannot serve both God and Mammon as it says in the Bible.
Or can you?

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Nominated by Miles Plastic.

As ever Miles you lost me within the first couple of lines, so based on that I bet it is a top quality cunting sir. C.A.

Cunts to the left of us, cunts to the right of us. It’s a situation that IsAC regulars will be all too familiar with. But every now and then, you come across a cunt who is nothing more than a piece of detritus, literally a waste of breath.

Step forward one Lewis Hudson, recently found guilty of a committing acts of appalling abuse against a defenceless kitten, seemingly as a means of controlling his (now ex) girlfriend. I won’t detail the arsewipe’s actions here, those with a strong stomach can read about it for themselves in the link.

Tough guy Lewis has been sentenced to 23 months in the clink; no doubt he’ll be back on the streets in half that time. Personally I can think of a much more fitting punishment. Unkle Terry, fire up your oven.

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Nominated by Ron Knee, Link by Geordie Twatt.