A big fat ‘Look at me! Look at me! I nearly died doing something that is clearly outrageously fucking stupid and dangerous’ cunting for the BBC’s Jeremy Vine.

It’s an old story but one that the attention seeking cunt seemingly just cant let go. This article in todays Daily Fail is garanteed to boil ones piss instantly.

The thought never seemed to occur to the opinionated prick that Penny Farthings expose the rider to a degree of risk. Doesn’t stop him riding one along the road whilst holding a selfie stick and filming himself though evidently. Driving without care and attention Jeremy? Bit rich considering how he cunts off and vilifies drivers for using phones at the wheel.

His exhibitionism also put further strain on the feeble resources of the NHS. Apparently they scanned and x-rayed the hypocrytical cunt extensively. As if

I long for the day that this poisonous pious champagne socialist gobshite gets proper mashed up in a high-speed head-on Penny Farthing crash with another equally clueless out of touch metropolitan lib-elite hipster ball bag cunt. Preferably one caused by the cunts having to re-route due to a just stop oil demonstration.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.

The other evening Lady Quim asked me to pop into town to get some food from the supermarket, but she waited till half 9 to tell me (ffs), so off I went to the only late night supermarket in town, but as I walked around with my trolley I slowly realised something, I was one of the very few in the shop that wasn’t an “enricher”, from Malteser headed cunts to Pavels.

They were fucking everywhere, in Pembrokeshire too, do these cunts only venture out at night, you certainly don’t see many in the daytime, even Pembrokeshire isn’t safe from these cunts anymore, maybe I’ll move to Alderney don’t think there’s any enrichment there, scary times ahead cunters, stay safe!

Gov.uk

Nominated by Captain Quimson, link by C.A.

 
”Conservative MP David TC Davies’s leaflet asked if voters wanted a Gypsy and traveller site next to their house”

This is now being looked into by the illustrious Gwent Police as racism/hate speech/Some phobia or other.

The fact that the local council are wanting to instal a shit load of these sites without mandate isnt taken into consideration.

This Far-Right MP seems to think that people wont welcome thieving anti-social, fly tipping, violent illiterates into their neighbourhoods. And dares to solicit the views of local people..

An ‘Advocacy Group’ has quite rightly set the law on him.

The cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 
You see it a lot when you’re out and about at this time of year. The wife, a big fan of The Fabs’ ‘White Album’, calls it the ‘Bungalow Bill’ look.

It is, of course, that fashion conscious choice of many British males, namely, baggy knee-length shorts, black ankle socks, and trainers or Jesus sandals. It seems to be particularly popular with the more mature gentleman, who, if he’s lucky, can augment the look with spindly legs criss-crossed with nasty looking varicous veins.

To finalise the look, add a t-shirt (gilet optional for cooler weather), rucksack, and for the ultimate flourish, a Straylian bushman’s hat.

Go for it guys; with a little effort, you too can be a style icon. Just remember how ZZ Top put it; ‘every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man’.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
The BBC’s coverage of the Women’s World Cup and Women’s football in general!

First off, if women want to play football, I’m all for it. Keeps them fit, keeps them slim. Yeah sure, I know they’re all lesbians, but it might still encourage more girls to stay in shape. That’s good for everybody.

But this, this endless campaign by the BBC (and similarly shit news organisations) to make Women’s football ‘a thing’ really boils my piss! They have made it their agenda to shame anybody who doesn’t outwardly announce their allegiance to the cause. We’ve suffered through a campaign of trickery for years now with articles saying “Liverpool sign star striker!” Huh? Who could it be, we all wonder. Oh… It’s actually Liverpool WOMEN’S team. The slimy cunts will happily pretend it’s about the men’s game in order to fool people into reading the articles. THEN they have the gall to announce that Women’s football has had an X% amount increase in traffic on site, despite knowing full well its all based on subterfuge!

We have to suffer from women pundits on the men’s game, irrespective of knowledge or experience, we’ve seen Souness be hounded by the press and, of course, Twitter for conflating football with the men’s game. Heaven’s forbid!

And now as we move fully into their cup final we’re treated to such wonderful articles about how Alexa is sexist because ‘she’ assumes questions about football are about the men’s game…i.e the game that peiople actually give a shit about. Don’t worry thigh because ‘academic’ Joanne Rodda, in a fit of panic over having nothing better to do with her time, ‘alerted the BBC’ to the problem and they’ve reached out to Amazonn for comment.

The next article states that if our brave lionesses win, it’ll be ‘the first time England have won the trophy since 1966.’ Hold the fucking phone. Not ‘a trophy’. ‘THE trophy’. THE TROPHY SINCE 66. Get fucked with that. Not the same trophy, not the same sport. And if they win, you can be damned sure everyone will get criticised for singing ’60 years of hurt!’

Then William gets scolded for not going over and the Government get moaned at for not making a bank holiday to celebrate a tournament that nobody gives a fuck about.

And then will come the pissing pay debate.

This one I blame at the door of the BBC. They lost the rights to show any genuine football and have spent what feels like the last 10 years doing nothing but artificially trying to increase its popularity by any means necessary.

The BBC are cunts. There’s a shock for you all.

Nominated by SpareMe.