Seems that today’s TikTok savvy yoof are using “unalive” in their conversations rather than “dead”, primarily to get round the algorithmic censors on social media sites that block certain words that might be deemed hurtful, distressing or even in extreme cases posts that deal with violent/sexual imagery.

Familiar words such as “death”, “dead”, “suicide”, “rape”, “die” are now deemed offensive by some sites, and the algorithms that these sites use are for ever being finely tuned to block such words from being published.

Therefore, kids and twentysomethings have had to adapt by using alternatives such as “unalive” (“death”) or “mascara” (to describe rape or sexual assault).

We really are living in a touchy-feely world when social media sites have decided to block not just the more obvious offensive words, but are now going even further just in case it might unhinge someone if the real word is published.

Therefore, if ever post “I wish I was dead” on a social media site, it could very well be blocked. Instead just say “I wish I was unalive” and you’ll be fine!

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Nominated by Technocunt with a seconding by Cuff Chugger below.

I would like to second this nomination, and also add to it. Not so much the blocking of certain words (although that does happen im my example as well) but not only word ‘censorship’ but online comments censorship….ie the removal of the ability to comment about certain news stories. My local online newspaper allow ‘readers’ to comment. Its not a free for all…you do have to register to comment. However over recent years and months the increase in categroies of stories that then deem you are not allowed to leave comments on has constantly increased.

Generally, these categories include news reports which mention;

Immigrants ( i am in the SE, so there are a plethora of stories relating the constant stream of illegals entering our shores)

Gyppo travellers

Crimes committed by anyone, other that a white person.

Anything relating to the alphabet lot

These are just a few categories, but they are increasing.

The paper is happy to open comments on stories relating to feckless white council dwellers, petty non stories about elderly people losing a cat or being scammed and people who find half a maggot in an apple from tescos….these are all fair game for piss taking disparaging comments…as long as the subjects are white of course.

All this censorship and cancellation of others opinions to silence the majority still further is getting beyond a joke.

And don’t get me started on the bbc and their comments criteria!!

Link beow provided by Barry zuckercunt.

poynter.org

A cunting for the police watchdog for even considering investigation of the 2 police officers who were in the area when 2 Ely scumbags, riding an illegal electric bike at speed into the front of a bus.
Maybe I have this wrong but even if plod were chasing this pair of weasels, isn’t that their job, to try and rid us of pieces of hyena shit like this, furthermore the fact that they decided to foxtrot Oscar at speed at managed to hit a huge orange bus is somehow the fault of the police.

Then the residents of Ely decide to riot and wreck the place, now these dumb fuckers have to live there so leave the place damaged in my opinion, fuck them all.

The scrotes brought it on themselves, maybe it would have been better if the parents hadn’t bought them the top of the range drug dealers leccy bike of choice, maybe they would still be committing petty crimes to this day if they were on foot.

But in all fairness how can the police be blamed for this and investigating the coppers is total madness and what is it going to mean for future policing…

south wales argus

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

 
Lisa is Councillor in the city of Seattle, Washington, USA who has come up with a brilliant idea! She is recruiting half a dozen “ mental health professional social workers” to take the place of coppers when dealing with people going through mental elf crises on the streets ( ie fucking druggie losers out of their heads and kicking off)
Apparently the coppers don’t know shit so these social workers are going to sort it all out. I’ve seen Lisa on YouTube explaining her brilliant ideas and I’ve never seen a libtard look more pleased with herself. I’d hate to be one of these social workers who is dumb enough to take this job and I’d hate to be Lisa when the first one gets stabbed or shot in the face. No doubt she will blame it on the patriarchy, white supremacy or Trump. But some stupid libtard cunt is going to die….we all know it and there’s fuck all we can do about it. It’s a fucking tragedy.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog, seconded and Link provided by General Cuntster.

This woman’s cuntitude is truly monumental. However, there is good news here in that stateside news reports indicate that this useless cunt will not, after 20 years of cuntishess, run for re-election.

fox news

From the article:

“A critical report into how a mental health trust mismanaged its mortality figures was edited to remove criticism of its leadership, the BBC has found.”

So, let me get this straight: not only did hundreds of patients die unnecessarily due to poor management, but said management also coerced the ‘independent’ auditors into whitewashing their role in said deaths? Fuck off you self-absorbed, self-preserving cunts. For once, just for once it would be nice to see somebody from ‘ar anychess’ take responsibility when something goes wrong instead of trying to blame anyone and everything but themselves.

Yes, I know the Tories haven’t helped, but that really isn’t any excuse.

Bbc news

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

 
Ever get those irritating emails whereby your bank, building society, internet browser, ISP or in fact anyone you do business with online want to inform you that they’re changing the T&Cs in your account, or they’re updating your product, or changing you private information. Or worse still they’ve decided to completely update their website/app so that you’ve got relearn everything that took you a fucking age to get used to first time round!

And the more apps/websites you sign up to the more of these annoying emails and popups you have to deal with, which often includes reading pages of bollocks that make little or no sense and when you think about it probably makes no odds to you anyway.

I wouldn’t mind if it was once or twice a year, but some cunts like Google or Wankbook do this anything up to 5 or 6 times a year, especially Facebook, who seem to look overengineering their website to include new feature or reinvent old ones and move things around to the extent where you don’t know where the fuck you are!

Personally I’d be inclined to email these cunts back with a “I’m updating my thoughts about you. Fuck off and die!”

Nominated by Technocunt.