Death on the NHS (19)


I just wish Her Majesty does not benefit from the tender ministrations of the World beating NHS as did my dear late Mater (aged 96).

Rock up as usual. For some reason screen drawn up around bed, empty ward, no sign of any doctors or nurses for several hours. I call out asking where everybody is. No answer. Patients hiding beneath their sheets. Still no answer. Barely literate Rumanian orderly suddenly appears at my mother’s bedside. Mumbles something like:

“Would you like something to calm you down dear?”

In the same breath closes the curtains and whips a syringe into her arm then fucks off sharpish. Her eyes roll up and the old Mater is brown bread within ten minutes. I kiss her, feel that old marble cold of death then inform the ward:

“She’s dead you cunts”

Silence for a few minutes then the Rumanian cunt returns with a bodybag on a trolley and removes her dentures and gives them to me along with her wedding ring. Asks me if she has any metal prosthetics in her body then zips her up in the body bag and offski. Says over his shoulder on the way out:

“I gotta get move on before she stiffens up”.

Fair enough but fuck me, happy days. Shortly there after the cunt returns and changes the bed and sprays around a bit of disinfectant. Then by magic life returns to ward, nurses put in appearance and even a doctor peeks in to check time of death for the death certificate.

With the deepest of respect Your Majesty, if some Rumanian cunt comes to give you an injection tell him to fuck orf. Oh and if you think I missed out the bit about the hospital chaplain sitting me down with a nice cup of tea and a kind word Fuck Off. Though I was clearly deeply conflicted between thoughts of grief and inheritance the cunt could not get me out of there fast enough and wheel in the next punter. Indeed saw the poor old cunt being pushed in on my way out. Sod him, I did not mark his card about the injection.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Posted in NHS

Breanta and Bryanna Johnson


https://uk.yahoo.com/news/server-shot-face-twin-sisters-204356346.html

This pair of savages shot a restaurant worker in the face because he accidentally missed an order for a $3 hamburger.

He’s recovering but still has a bullet lodged in his throat and the outcome for him is still uncertain.

If justice is served, these two barbarians will get up to 65 years in the clink, or maybe just one day in an angry silverback gorilla’s enclosure will do.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Jo Luhman


Whodat? Well evidently a person of great importance.

”A Camberley headteacher has told MPs there should be an apology for Jimmy Carr’s joke about Gypsies killed in the Holocaust.”

Apparently there has been an impact on bullying of traveller children. And attendance (??) Yes, the children of thieving illiterate vermin are being picked on. Cant think why.

Carr is a bit of a cunt but his joke, in bad taste perhaps, was just that. A fucking joke. At the expense of the dregs of humanity, as every fucker who has had dealings with them knows.

Where I live they trespass, wreck, thieve, litter on an industrial scale, kill hares, mistreat dogs and shit at random.
And an historical note. The gypsies killed in the Holocaust were not the Irish pikey scum we are infested with.

So, Jo Luhman. Fuck off and get a life. You’ve had your 5 minutes.

It’s no joke – link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Joe Biden [13]


Creepy Joe Biden.

This Uber cunt has proved yet again, to be unfit for office. Is there nothing this senile old wanker can’t fuck up?

The hair sniffing cunt has said “ How did we get to the place where, you know, Putin just decides he’s gonna invade *RUSSIA*? Something like this hasn’t happened since World War 2.”

There is no hope.

Twitter Biden Link

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Amy Fenton


Amy Fenton is badly packed Kebab of a Cunt

Who the fuck is she you rightly ask.

Well she’s a twice banned from driving Coke and Piss Head now ‘freelance’ reporter for that Journalist’s bible, Lancs Live.

What’s that phrase… ‘people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’, I’d like to modify that by adding ‘unless you’re a narcissist and weapons grade cunt so wise words are completely lost on you’.

Over the past 4/5 years I’ve made reference on ISAC to a death in custody case in which a good mate who was at the time a serving Custody Sergeant with Lancs Police, became front left and centre focus as he represented the easiest target to secure a prosecution and how bastard Human Rights lawyers have been getting fat as fuck on the fee’s they’ve extracted from Lancs Police in their search for ‘truth and justice’.

Now that the inquest has concluded it’s ok to comment.

The case is beyond nuanced, I know it inside out and to Cunt it in itself would be impossible.

But the reporting of it by that intellectual colossus Amy Fenton, banned from driving for being over the drink drive limit in 2007, then banned again in 2020 for being ‘coked up’ at the wheel requires a quantum leap of faith to believe she could a) take herself seriously as a reporter and b) find any publication that would do the same.

Back in 2019 Amy’s aversion to the truth created a bit of a storm, shall we say, up in Cumbria.

A young girl who was trafficked by those pesky culturally enriching folks appeared in Court for what actually was a breach of bail conditions but was reported by Amy as ‘lying’, or effectively making the whole thing up.

The people of Cumbria were non too pleased about this and made their feelings known, that said there’s always the odd crank who takes it too far and issues a death / rape threat.

So idiot gets jailed but Amy gets to lie a bit more, firstly she says she was living under 24 hour police protection, get fucked you’re not Salam Rushdie you titless no mark cunt, she received an Osman warning and nothing more.

But hang on a minute only a few months later she appears in Court charged with being coked up whilst driving but gives her married name and here’s the kicker, her ex husbands address, he in turn had anti arson devices installed at his house because some folks in Cumbria were still rightly pissed about her ability to report blatant lies about a very emotive case.

Her defence (even though there isn’t one) she was the sole carer of her mum and had to juggle so many things that she needed to be able to stay awake, only problem there was her mother passed away in 2018, inconvenient truth overlooked and fuck all outrage by local journalists about the fact she’d put her ex partner in danger, nothing to see here, move along……

Oh and then conveniently leaves her role as Senior Reporter on the Lakeland Bugle (I made that title up) but it was similarly named to ‘spend more time with family’, which is code for ‘fuck off there’s no job for you here’.

Because I have such an in-depth and almost lived experience of this case to then witness on an almost daily basis how somebody who lacks even a passing acquaintance with integrity, honesty, shame and self awareness to then clearly twist and manipulate facts to fit an agenda is genuinely disturbing.

I know this shit goes on but the fact it can be peddled by a cunt that can’t even lie straight in bed and has the form sheet to prove it is disturbing.

This isn’t some conspiracy theorist crank holed up in their loft (although I’m sure that’s to follow) but an actual paid ‘reporter’.

Christ on a bike, just imagine if this was a National rag…..

It would seem Ms Fenton is a hateful piece of work that has an aversion to the truth, it would appear that Ms Fenton missed the class on dual source reporting when studying to be a journo and how important it is to a journalists credibility and it does appear that Ms Fenton is indeed a piss boiling cunt that hopefully will learn when it’s too late that your past has a habit of catching you out.

Prolific North News Link

Local reporter given driving ban after cocaine arrest

The Guardian News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface