Amy Fenton is badly packed Kebab of a Cunt

Who the fuck is she you rightly ask.

Well she’s a twice banned from driving Coke and Piss Head now ‘freelance’ reporter for that Journalist’s bible, Lancs Live.

What’s that phrase… ‘people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’, I’d like to modify that by adding ‘unless you’re a narcissist and weapons grade cunt so wise words are completely lost on you’.

Over the past 4/5 years I’ve made reference on ISAC to a death in custody case in which a good mate who was at the time a serving Custody Sergeant with Lancs Police, became front left and centre focus as he represented the easiest target to secure a prosecution and how bastard Human Rights lawyers have been getting fat as fuck on the fee’s they’ve extracted from Lancs Police in their search for ‘truth and justice’.

Now that the inquest has concluded it’s ok to comment.

The case is beyond nuanced, I know it inside out and to Cunt it in itself would be impossible.

But the reporting of it by that intellectual colossus Amy Fenton, banned from driving for being over the drink drive limit in 2007, then banned again in 2020 for being ‘coked up’ at the wheel requires a quantum leap of faith to believe she could a) take herself seriously as a reporter and b) find any publication that would do the same.

Back in 2019 Amy’s aversion to the truth created a bit of a storm, shall we say, up in Cumbria.

A young girl who was trafficked by those pesky culturally enriching folks appeared in Court for what actually was a breach of bail conditions but was reported by Amy as ‘lying’, or effectively making the whole thing up.

The people of Cumbria were non too pleased about this and made their feelings known, that said there’s always the odd crank who takes it too far and issues a death / rape threat.

So idiot gets jailed but Amy gets to lie a bit more, firstly she says she was living under 24 hour police protection, get fucked you’re not Salam Rushdie you titless no mark cunt, she received an Osman warning and nothing more.

But hang on a minute only a few months later she appears in Court charged with being coked up whilst driving but gives her married name and here’s the kicker, her ex husbands address, he in turn had anti arson devices installed at his house because some folks in Cumbria were still rightly pissed about her ability to report blatant lies about a very emotive case.

Her defence (even though there isn’t one) she was the sole carer of her mum and had to juggle so many things that she needed to be able to stay awake, only problem there was her mother passed away in 2018, inconvenient truth overlooked and fuck all outrage by local journalists about the fact she’d put her ex partner in danger, nothing to see here, move along……

Oh and then conveniently leaves her role as Senior Reporter on the Lakeland Bugle (I made that title up) but it was similarly named to ‘spend more time with family’, which is code for ‘fuck off there’s no job for you here’.

Because I have such an in-depth and almost lived experience of this case to then witness on an almost daily basis how somebody who lacks even a passing acquaintance with integrity, honesty, shame and self awareness to then clearly twist and manipulate facts to fit an agenda is genuinely disturbing.

I know this shit goes on but the fact it can be peddled by a cunt that can’t even lie straight in bed and has the form sheet to prove it is disturbing.

This isn’t some conspiracy theorist crank holed up in their loft (although I’m sure that’s to follow) but an actual paid ‘reporter’.

Christ on a bike, just imagine if this was a National rag…..

It would seem Ms Fenton is a hateful piece of work that has an aversion to the truth, it would appear that Ms Fenton missed the class on dual source reporting when studying to be a journo and how important it is to a journalists credibility and it does appear that Ms Fenton is indeed a piss boiling cunt that hopefully will learn when it’s too late that your past has a habit of catching you out.

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