Dog Shit [3]


Dog owners/walkers who don’t pick up fido’s shit are cunts.

I feel quite lucky to live in a small village on the edge of the Lincolnshire Wolds. Population under 900. There are loads of public footpaths through field and woods and even along a small river.

At a guess I would say that a quarter of the population including myself are dog owners. Farmers working dogs, shooters hunting dogs, a very elderly lady 80+ with her collie which looks older than she does, other single pensioners mainly women with their toy sized mutts and me with my Jack cross. (mad as a basket of frogs he is chases any thing from ducks squirrels and leaves).

I reckon that 80% pick up fido’s shit religiously; quite right too. Sadly simple maths means that about 40 cunts don’t and that is a lot of shit being left and ignored. That is a cunt. what the fuck is wrong with these dirty lazy idle bastards?

I don’t know but what I do know is they are fucking cunts.

Link below is just a story about my moan not relative to my particular area but just in support of my thoughts on these cunts.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/council-dog-owners-poo-mess-2627037

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

The Standing Charge


With energy prices going through the roof now that the Price Cap has been raised by an extra £700 (and will no doubt go up again in October 2022), energy companies have been writing to their customers telling them that their direct debits will be increasing by far more than the 54% price cap increase.

Some companies are offering fixed tariff deals whereby the increase cost for units used won’t go up quite so much, BUT the standing charge will double.

So if your current standing charge is something like 23p day, it could double should you choose a tariff with a relatively lower increase in unit cost.

This carrot and stick option is favoured by the energy suppliers because its more or less a fixed daily fee that you can’t wiggle out of even if you use no electric or gas.

For most people choosing that kind of tariff it will mean you’ll be hit twice: 1/ for the slightly higher cost increase for unit used; 2/ a doubling of your standing charge.

It will be interesting to see if the cost of the standing charge will fall by the same amount when energy prices eventually return to normal (could be 2 or 3 years away yet). I somewhat doubt it.

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2022/feb/26/energy-bills-suppliers-price-rise-gas-electricity
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Nominated by: Technocunt

Sir Gavin Williamson MP [4]


Yes I know when every honours list is published everyone says…”FUCKING HELL!!!!! That fucking cunt! Are these cunts taking the piss or what?”…but this one really is a shocker. The wanker was only elected in 2010 yet he has already managed to climb the greasy pole to 2 cabinet positions and, due to his total incompetence, has been sacked by 2 different Prime Ministers. Not “reshuffled” but SACKED…get to the back benches you embarrassing tossbag.

But, for some reason, we can’t upset this crawling little toad so give him a fucking knighthood. Now, either this bastard knows where the bodies are buried or he’s been seriously sucking up in Westminster. Either way I don’t like the cut of his jib.

Here’s another interesting fact about Sir Gavin……he keeps a fucking Tarantula as a pet! Now if that’s not fucking weird I’m going to do a degree in Creepy Weirdo Studies at Bristol University. They’ll probably tell that I only hate big hairy spiders because they’re black and I need to check my “White Privilege” but fuck them…and fuck Sir Gavin wankpot while you’re at it!

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-03-03/gavin-williamson-to-become-a-sir-after-queen-approves-knighthood
https://www.forces.net/news/defence-secretary-gavin-williamsons-pet-tarantula-evicted-mod
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8517001/outrage-gavin-williamson-knighted-six-months-after-sacked/
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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Vandalism and the Far Right?


Some cunt is daubing runic symbols on old buildings in York.

A spokescunt has said:
“We reported to special branch when targeted back in November. They weren’t investigating as [they] said it was isolated. Some of the symbols/runes we had were associated with far right/white supremacists.”

Spokescunt obviously disappointed that his paranoia not acted on.

Yep, get Special Branch involved due to the swastikas and SS style script. Except it isnt. This is hippy dippy runic shite. Fuck all to do with the ever present far right white supremacists who terrorise us all. Daily. They probably get the bus from Harrogate, that hotbed of neo Naziism. The cunts.

MSM Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Trigger Point


A TV programme.

I watched this with increasing disbelief.
I found out that:
Most senior positions in the Met are held by efniks.
London apparently has a police bomb disposal squad.
Otherwise competent actors can be wooden and unbelievable.

And best of all —- A bombing campaign to indiscriminately murder civilians, including using suicide vests, was orchestrated by disgruntled ex British squaddies.

I have learned that the evil and danger in our country is down to British servicemen. The ‘far right’.

Whoever wrote and commissioned this horseshit should be working for the Guardian.
What a crock of shit .

No link but probably on some i player or other.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11958610/
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Hello Magazine Link.
Radio Times Link.
Entertainment Daily Link.
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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by Dioclese with this:

Seconded. And the cunts have commissioned a second series