Steven is a Dutch Olympic volleyball player and is in the Dutch Olympic volleyball team.

Steven is also a convicted rapist. When he was 19 he raped a 12 year old girl. 3 times. He then returned to the Netherlands but was extradited back to the UK and pleaded guilty in 2016. He was sentenced to 4 years in prison.

When sentencing Steven, the judge said “Your hopes of representing your country as an Olympic athlete now lie as a shattered dream”. Plainly it is a career end for him.
He was then transferred to the Netherlands to serve out his sentence.

Here’s where things take a strange turn.
The sentence was adjusted in line with Dutch law, and the charge of rape was substituted for one referring of sexual acts that violate social-ethical norms.
Sounds like legalese doesn’t it?

After serving 13 months of his original four year sentence, he was released from prison.

Upon his release in 2017, Van de Velde complained about “the nonsense”
(n0n<ense?)
Reporting on his crime in the media Steven went on to claim that the term pdf file did not apply to him. Thus demonstrating zero remorse or regret for his actions.

Fast forward to 2024 and here he is representing his country in the Olympics.

So much for shattered dreams eh?

Getting away with it?

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Nominated by Harold.

Well, with the awards season starting, somebody had to be first to throw their hat into the ring for the Hazel Blears/Jacqui Smith Memorial Prize for “Expenses Misunderstandings” , and how appropriate it should be one of Kweer’s beloved Asians – Tulip Siqqiq – the (Funny) Business Minister. no less.

I am sure she is just the first in the runners and riders in the annual price for greed and hypocrisy.

The winner will receive a gold plated statue of a nude Lord Mandy with his grapes of wraths, done out in rhinestones dangling down from his well used arsehole, with the motto “It Was Just A Misunderstanding”

Of course it will be decided that Tulip did nothing wrong, and it was just pressure of work. Three weeks in the hotseat does that for you:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

An Un-Civil Service cunting for this man in drag, a high flyer in the Civil Service, who, despite an obviously made up forename, likes to dress up in “fetish” gear, and clearly is a woman hater (he believes groups of women who advocate for women are “far right”), children demanding beta blockers should be given them, even if the parents say no, . He has also been appointed “Co-Chairman of the LGBT CIvil Service Rights Group”.

Ignore the paper calling it “her” – this is quite obviously an old poof with a few screws loose – and he lives on our charity. Labour has a plan

Daily Fail

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Helmet-haired cunt Rachel Thieves (thanks, Geordie), as you must know, has decided to plug approximately half of the so called defecit by cancelling the £200/300 Winter Heating payment to 10.4m pensioners.

As mentioned previously, she’s further plugged it by handing similar amounts to overseas aid, and UK climate cunt, Our Ed!

That’ll balance the books, Rachel, though I’m fucked if I can figure out how!

Here’s a suggestion, you blind, thick twat, go to Specsavers and then increase the personal allowance for pensioners only, to £25k pa.

This will stop 10.4m pensioners paying income tax on relatively small private pensions, and give them extra cash to put towards their winter fuel bills.

Quite frankly, I’ve paid more in tax than I’ve got in benefit payments like the Winter Fuel Allowance, so I’ve effectively paid for myself and other cunts besides.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if our annual £10 Christmas bonus was next.

Please remember this, old people vote.

Grauniad.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Essential Tat.

SHEIN – Wassat some kind of female pleasure aid? Well in a way. Apparently the name is derived from “she in clothes” and is a Chinese fashion company that sells mouth wateringly cheaply. Now Cheap Fashion is yet another Cunting in its own right but there is a close connection as follows. Peacocks used to be the place to go on the High Street for de yoot looking to shoplift the latest rip-off fashions but that chain is being mullered as we used to say in the ‘80s by rents and costs. Closing wholesale across the country therefore and a great loss to de yoot and their predilection for throwaway clobber. Shein is happily kicking them into bankruptcy with its “online offering” of even cheaper gear delivered to your door.

Shein bombard punters on their portable devices offering instant discounts on their already cheap prices but the sting is always in the added excessive cost of delivery which hits the slaggy punter when the “buy now” tab is pressed. Very helpfully another pop up tab offers the opportunity of free delivery if more tat is bought and then “items you might be interested in based on your browsing history” pops up. Fall for that and the extra discounts offered and the delivery costs on check out hit you like a Jack Charlton raking tackle to the gonads.

No way to treat customers, not even skinflint old cunts like Yours Truly you say? That is nothing on how the Chinese gentlemen cunts treat their workers. Mostly simple girls coerced from their villages by false promises of high wages and all in accommodation and meals, they find themselves bussed far away to Company Towns surrounded by high walls and fiendishly clever security to live in basic dorms where everyone is encouraged to inform on their work mates.

Pay rates are based on an exploitative regime of production levels that even Henry Ford would have thought twice about. A few stitches wrong and a whole garment is rejected at the girl’s expense. The price of teenage fashion you might say, clothes to be worn a few times then thrown away. UK charity shops will not accept the worn out tat. Time to take a stand you say. Root out exploitation! Drive SHEIN to closure by a boycott? Thought about it but then a three piece suit for £27 caught my eye on the website (plus two rolls of reflective window film and some packets of Jin’ge – a Chinese Viagra knockoff) to make up the total to get free delivery. Got the suit in the largest size to accommodate my old arse. Letting the side down you say, play the game? Cheap will always trump morals and they do free returns if it don’t fit (deal clincher).

Hazards Magazine.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke