Occasionally I go on to Youtube in search of new recipes (or variations on old favourites) to add a bit of variety to our mealtimes. I’ve discovered some delicious options over the years, many of which have the added advantage of being very simple and easy to prepare.

The downside of this however is that I’ve also seen recipes for dishes that look absolutely disgusting, and lead you to ask immediately ‘who the fuck thought THAT up?’. Take for example this mess involving the baking of bread, tinned beans, eggs and cheese, to produce something resembling slices of vomit;

YouTube Link One

The American narrator claims to have learned the recipe from ‘a friend in England’.
Now I’m from this sceptred nation and I’ve never fucking heard of it, and even if I had, I’d keep quiet about it. I wouldn’t want to add more damage to the already maligned reputation of our national cuisine.

Of course this is just one example among many; Youtube is loaded with examples of cunts punting cack recipes that only warrant being transferred straight into the nearest bin.

So be warned cunters. You’ll find some good stuff on Youtube, but some of the crap you wouldn’t put in the pig swill. Gawd, I can feel an attack of irritable bowel syndrome starting at the mere thought;

YouTube Link Two

Enjoy! Oh, probably not…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

”In the investigation by Channel 4’s Dispatches and the Sunday Times, external, it is reported that the private estates of King Charles and Prince William have received millions of pounds of income from contracts with public bodies and charities.
Over the past year these deals with the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall have been worth almost £50 million, it has been claimed.”

Yes, not only do we pay for these fuckers to live in unimagined luxury but have to pay the cunts for land and property which, in any other country, they would have absolutely no right too.

So, tug your forelocks, wring your caps and be grateful.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The devastation of Valencia.

I don’t believe in God and I don’t follow any religion.
How can anyone believe in a benevolent God when all around is death and destruction.

I believe that we should have churches.
These should be important places where communities can gather for comfort.

How any priest can use tragedy as an excuse to preach about God is shameful.

Today being Saturday we will have the Jehovas Witnesses knocking on our doors, in the hope that they will find people at the lowest point in their lives.

Vultures.

Mosques should also be important, but they are not.
While men and women are segregated they do not bring communities or families together.
One of the many reasons why I despise Muslims.

I live in the Valencian Province.
I don’t get into the city too often but I have seen on the news the places that I know well completely destroyed.

Over 200 people dead and many more still missing.
They are finding more bodies every day and they will for weeks to come.
There will have been occupied cars washed into the sea which perhaps will never be found.

Three day’s of official mourning but a lifetime of loss for hundreds of families.

La Vanguardia News Link

NPR News Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Oliver Hall. A face that you instantly want to slap, and an attitude to match.

This prepubescent little shit, never heard of him (is it a him, or maybe a her, or an X?) until this week, fancies himself a “journalist” and worldly enough to tell us why the Democrats lost the election; and surprise surprise it’s not the Democrats fault, it’s the 74 million people who voted for Trump who were tone deaf to the saintliness of Harris.

Writing in The Grauniad he explains that despite his impassioned pleas as a telephone campaigner on the Harris team, Trump voters just didn’t care about his apparent wickedness and didn’t want to listen to the truth. In the end they were just seduced by the cult of the Don. So 74 million people were exclusively blind to reality. Ah yes, it all sounds so feasible!

However…

Here’s a more elegant and less contorted explanation, Oliver. An overwhelming majority of voters – many people who voted Democrat just four short years ago – voted for Trump because they were sick and tired of a corrupt, lying, immoral band of crooks, who had presided over soaring inflation, unchecked illegal immigration, and the flooding of public life with woke identarian hysteria and the oppression of free speech. They were sick and tired of being conned by a sinister bunch of treacherous Marxist nihilists, and wanted to elect a President who promised to put their country ahead of their own deranged psychotic vanity.

Hope that helps you smug little fuck. Why not have another run at your “journalism” career when your balls have dropped in five years time (assuming you haven’t had them shrunk into raisins by your puberty blockers)

The Guardian Link

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave