I’ve seen a couple of news items about this. The usual

” home owners URGED to keep windows and doors shut…”

So, here’s the skinny

Basically, you can’t stop them.
Buy fly spray, or a blowtorch ( which is probably more environmentally friendly)

Happy Flying Ant Day, folks!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Norman.

Seconded, Jeezum.

I was plagued by then last year. The back garden was a like scene from the Ten Commandments.

‘But… But they are harmless..’

Maybe, but there are literally hundreds of them. Their coming is of Old Testament proportions.

Only thing that did the trick was the hosepipe and power washer.
It drowned all the cunts that were on my garden furniture. And I also drowned/flooded all the sods that were on, and coming out of, the flags on the ground. A bit of bleach on the ground to add to the water also helps. They are cunts.

Sky news

The Labour comedy shitshow continues apace. Welfare cuts abandoned, Rachel from Complaints is crying in Parliament, and the former leader starts a new Fruitcake Party to attract the looniest of the Left. What’s to be done?

Nil desperandum, Sky News has the answer. Wheel out Welshus Windbaggius from its display case in the Natural History Museum, believed to have become extinct some time in the Jurassic period.

Tax wealth over £10 million to fill Rachel’s black hole says the demented old pillock, ‘..seemingly unaware that money can be transferred…’ out of the country at the touch of a computer keyboard. Or does the retard think we still have exchange controls? Wealth Taxes have been ditched by nearly every country that’s ever tried them because they’re a costly administrative nightmare and encourage behaviour change to avoid them. The French Wealth Tax cost more than it raised.

So fuck off Robin Hood, you’re just driven by greed and envy of those richer than yourself. Most people would be more than happy with your 6 taxpayer-funded pensions. But obviously not good enough for a cunt like you.

Somewhere in Wales a village is missing its idiot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Just this moment seen the attached clip on the BBC website. It came with the usual warning ‘Contains Distressing Scenes’. Distressing? I laughed my socks off and have seen more distressing images reading Rupert Bear to my kids.

It’s not just the BBC either I watch a lot of old films and TV series on Talking Pictures TV and am offended by the wholly unnecessary message ‘Contains offensive language and outdated attitudes’. What a load of bollocks. The most offensive thing on TV is the casting of commercials and there’s nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade in my view. Allez Les Gendarmes. You’ve cheered me up no end.

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Nominated by Isabel Endv.

and his family are evil cunts.

He murdered a 22y.o. woman who was out for a jog. His wife, 2 brothers and the 2 brothers wives all attempted to cover for him over the following days. Knowing about the local murder, and with him showing visible injuries and bloody clothing later on the day he did it – up until his sisters-in-law burned the clothes he’d been wearing when he murdered a woman for him that is ; begs the question was there any atrocity to a teenage girl, say, he could have committed that they wouldn’t cover for?

Scum, all 6 of them.

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Nominated by Cuntemall and additional notes by Lord of the cunts below.

Jozef Puska/ and the bbc are evil cunts.
This poor young Irish born and bred woman was murdered in the most horrific way by a Slovak “immigrant” Subsequently, BBC Northern Island alluded that her partners victim impact statement was “racist”. Several members of said “immigrants” family and friends attempted to pervert the course of justice, via false statements. I for one salute the Irish, they appear to be much more willing to fight back against this shit. Perhaps all of these people can now be deported? Too much to ask I fear.

is a pant-wetting cunt.

The article is quite lengthy, must have been a very slow news day, so I’ll summerise.

Rebecca lives in Cornwall and was at her job cleaning a holiday let, when a thunderstorm started. She’d opened the windows, because it was hot ( and presumably to air the place out) when a bolt of lightening struck very close by, and frightened her so much that she pissed herself!

Why on Earth would you want to share that with anyone, much less the readership of Cornwall News?
What was so fucking newsworthy that it merited such a lengthy article?

There’s a lovely photo part way down the article, for me it’s a hard choice between the dog and the family pet!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.