The Motoring Enrichment of Staniforth Road

 

I can’t quite put my finger on the reasons for this road being known as one of both the most enriched yet accident prone foods on England..

Oh no,silly me..its all down to the local residents and their aversion to both taking driving lessons and driving like they are still in Karachi,and tripping over their bedsheets “clothing”.

Perhaps if normal law abiding British people lived there this wouldn’t be such a calamitous curry of a mess..

The cunts.

Tufty Club Oven.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The women’s rugby world cup

is a cunt.

A fairly short nom admittedly, but the untidiness in thus BBC article really doesn’t need an essay to explain how ironic the lbqxyz community really are.

These boilers are always promoting ‘inclusiveness ‘ and how they wish to be accepted into ‘normal society, but then good old bbc run articles like this in the link, that just pigeonholes the lickers thus making them proud to be a separate community….the exact opposite that they wish to be. I take from all these type of articles about ‘inclusiveness ‘ they are anything but. The protagonists in my opinion actually want to be seen and appreciated as some sort of special club, and if honest the last thing the really want is to be seen as part of ‘normal ‘ society despite what they preach.

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

AfD mysterious deaths

 

are a cunt.

The count is now 7. 7 members of AfD have now died just before their local elections.

“Police have made clear there is no evidence of foul play in the deaths, but it means that new ballots will have to be printed and some postal voters will have to recast their ballots.” Tldr the police investigated itself and found itself innocent yet again.

Saw another article trying to downplay the mortality rate of candidates, saying it was “7 out of 20,000 people running for election across the areas” 1 is too many, yet 7 is ridiculous, but its not that its 7 its that EVERY one was from the party stigmatized the most in the media, they are just the German Reform for those from UK. I’m worried that other governments will see the German left getting away with clear fowl play and start getting ideas, see how much the left in the UK hounds Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson and the joke of a police force we have now, I can see them copying Germany’s homework, getting caught but not caring.

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Nominated by West Cuntry.

Neil Hopper

 

Neil Hopper,quite aptly,is quite the cunt.

This tale is so bizarre that I have my doubts that Mr Cunt Engine will fully grasp the demented nature of this Hopper.

The mad cunt,having a fetîsh for amputation,froze his own legs so that surgeons would have no option but to chop them off..

He then made a fraudulent insurance claim as part of his insane plot..then returned go work..

As a highly regarded surgeon in Our NHS.

The cunt was found out as one of his hobbies involved another mad cunt who had already been collared for bizarre surgery and pornográphy that would make the Deputy Prime Minister blush..

Luckily the taxpayer has had the luxury of both accommodating his return to work sans legs and then trying and convicting the lunatic.

A very special case indeed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Don’t believe everything you read in newspapers

 

Clickbait is a cunt.

I kept on seeing this headline.

“New rule for every driveway in England in force now”

First of all, it’s click bait. New rule/in force make it sound as if there’s some legal requirement that you were unaware of.
Naughty newspapers!

Now, this refers to the fact that it’s no longer necessary to obtain planning permission to install an EV charger in your own off-road parking space.

** news flash! Unless you lived in a listed building or a conservation area, you never did! **

All you needed was a certificate signed by the building regulator to say it met standards.

So, why was this a big thing?
Because it affects businesses who want to install them at their premises, and folk who only have street parking can install them under certain H&S regulations.

Also, and most importantly, it will allow the Blob to claim that they are achieving their plan to have 300k charging points in the UK by 2030.

A cunning plan indeed.

If I were you, and you have an EV charger, have a kill switch indoors.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.