is a cunt.
In recent times if you mention the names Gregg Wallace and John Torode at a BBC executive he will look at you as a Bishop might if you were advocating sin. They are, according to the BBC, nasty disgusting privets and the will never darken their doors again.
Except there is a slight problem: before the naughty duo got their marching orders, they had recorded last year yet another boring series of Masterchief (oh for the days of live TV when that wasn’t possible) and the BBC don’t want to waste their money (or our money) so they are going to show it. Just to back them up in seems some of wimminz who complained about their behaviour also want it shown. It would be an “insult” to them if it were not.
Now I would suggest these ladies were not nearly as offended as they pretended to be, and so still want whats left of their 15 minutes of fame.
I was at school at a time when abuse by teachers – physical, mental, and sadly, sometimes, sexual was rife. I remember not long after I left the PT Master served 18 months inside for being a dirty fucker in a public lavatory. Had our bastards been recorded off duty so to speak, I wouldn’t have wanted to see a broadcast of it, or them. I never saw one of them again from the day I left as for Masterprats – perhaps one of them said “fuck” in front of a woman, or called a cameraman a poof and that raised their hackles, but they and the BBC can’t have it both ways. As both have been sacked, either what they said and did was beyond the pale, or it wasn’t, so as it is therefore deemed fit for broadcast, I would say that the BBCs outrage was a sham, and sweet fuck all about nothing, as Shakespeare so nearly said.
Nominated by W C Boggs.