The Lib Dems are another deserving nomination. Oh boy, these fuckers are a political open goal. Following on from the kicking they received at the hands of the British electorate back in December, the Limp Dims carried out an investigation into why they failed to win the 200 plus seats that political whore, Chuka Umunna claimed they would win. Well, the report has just been published.

According to them, they didn’t lose because their manifesto was shite, and their leader, Jo Swinson had less charm than a three week old pile of dog shit. No. They lost because us voters are a bunch racists and misogynists. Even the women are misogynists. They reckon that it takes a female leader about five longer than a man to gain traction with the male half of the electorate. Which is complete and utter bollocks. The fact is, Swinson wasn’t popular, because she’s a twat. Everywhere she went on the campaign trail, she dementedly shouted about how she was going to reverse the referendum and stop Brexit. She knew full well that the majority of British people wanted Brexit, but no, we were wrong and she was right. It got to the point that even some Lib Dems were telling her to shut the fuck up. It’s also a simple fact that whenever she met ordinary people, she actually became LESS popular. That’s because she came across as an arrogant shitweasel with an overblown superiority complex. Which she is.

None of that matters though, because it’s OUR fault they lost. Well you know what Lib Dems, tough shit. That’s democracy for you. You’d think a party that actually has the word ‘democrat’ in its name would understand the meaning of it. Then again, they are neither liberal democratic. They need to change to it. Islamopandering Anti-British Fucktard party sounds more appropriate.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A twittertastic cunting for the intellectual colossus coming at ya from the constituency of Brent North.
Ladies and gentleman, meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs I give you Ms. Dawn Butler.
Let me see:
1) An absolute tonking in the 2019 General Election
2) Great swathes of your ‘kommun-i-ee’ copping the full force of the bat flu.
3) A catastrophic economic meltdown across the whole globe is brewing up nicely.
4) General unrest about Brexit being delayed again.
Etc. Etc.
As an elected state official our Dawnee has the capacity to deal with these and many more issues…..but she decides to spit in the face of her constituents and the rest of us paying her £82k a year by deciding that microagressions expressed in WhatsApp chat rooms (me neither) are the pressing issue of the day.
Have a look at the original tweet:

Good morning,

I'm thinking of writing an article about micro aggressions in whatsapp groups. I'm just wondering if others have any stories they would like to share?

— Dawn Butler MP✊?? (@DawnButlerBrent) May 3, 2020

Even I felt compelled to tweet a response to this utter bollocks.
So there you have it: This is a person who wanted to represent this country on the world stage.
I can only weep into my cup of Horlicks.

Nominated by SimmyJavill

Christ on a bike. Those bloody Extensioneers just won’t call it a day. No, it’s any and every means at hand to try and obtain an extension to the Brexit transition period, so it’s no surprise that in their desperation, they’ve seized on the Covid-19 pandemic to further their aims.
Meeja reports indicate that a number of political figures have signed a letter to Michel Barmier (chief EU Brexit negotiator) supporting a two-year extension, to ‘assist the effort of national governments and the EU… in dealing with the dreadful epidemic’. Signatories to this epistle include Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford, Ed ‘Ravey’ Davey and Caroline ‘Zippy’ Lucas.
‘Bloater’ is quoted as saying that ‘the government should do the only responsible thing’ and accept a two year extension. The only responsible thing, ‘Bloater’? Yeah, let’s extend the transition to the end of 2022; let’s play right into Barmier’s hands. The EU is bound to insist that in an extension, it’ll be all give on our part, all take on their’s. So let’s allow the EU to carry on acting the cunt with us. Let’s keep the UK tied hand and foot to EU regulations and legislation, and the jurisdiction of the ECJ. Let’s allow them to carry on plundering our fishing waters and our coffers for longer.That would be really responsible.
The government has made it clear repeatedly that it’s not going to ask for an extension, which of course the EU is desperate for us to do. We’ll be leaving on WTO terms in December if the EU cannot, or will not, recognise that as a sovereign nation, the UK will no longer accept its blatant attempts to impose its will and treat us as a vassal state.
Therefore, quite what these cunts hope to achieve by writing to Barmier, other than to listen to the sound of their own yapping, is beyond me. In any event, to me this is an attempt to collude with the EU against UK interests and against the democratically expressed will of the British people. If it was up to me, I’d be thinking that it’s high time to round up the usual suspects.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Ed Davy, Caroline Lucas, Ian Blackford and all the other remoaning politicians are in line for a nomination. In fact, not only are they cunts, they are out and out traitors to the United Kingdom. In an act of sheer desperation, these despicable fucktards are now using Flu Manchu as an excuse to write to the Fourth Reich’s chief negotiator, the arrogant frog, Michel Barnier, to claim that the outbreak is sufficient grounds to extend the transition period by up to two years (and the Lib Dems wonder why they got the shit kicked out of them back in December), and asked that Barnier do just that. There’s just one flaw in here. It’s not Barnier’s decision. The UK has already left the EU, and while we’re still temporarily bound by EU laws and regulation, there isn’t really any way the EU can extend the transition period without our consent, and that isn’t going to happen.

It’s about time these fucking scumbags realised that the UK IS leaving the EU, with or without a deal, and there is FUCK ALL that they can do about it. We’ve had nearly four years of politicians and other assorted anti-British filth going out of their way to stop Brexit. They’ve failed. The British people, even a lot of remainers, are sick of these repeated acts of treason. How lucky for them that the biggest traitor of all, Tony Blair, got rid of our treason laws. Time for Boris to step forward and tell these cunts to shut the fuck up.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Sunday Times. The only newspaper I take.
I think I have cunted it previously over it’s ridiculous property section – never Scunny or Wigan, forget Redcar, always somefuckingwhere costing a few £mill, and its ludicrous restaurant critic – mostly London but if not at least some place where lunch is £200+ for two.
But it excelled itself today. Restaurants are closed so the hooray Henrietta critic had a take away. Chicken and veg/salad. Cost?
£205 for a family of 4. I kid you not.
The ST and planet London. How fucking out of touch can they be?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A Sunday morning cunting for the ‘Message’

I am getting pissed off with all the cunts, media, doctors, experts, government ministers going on and on about the fall in numbers of people going to A&E.

The conclusion is that people are afraid to go because of Chinky bat and effnick flu, and they are concerned people are dying due to strokes and heart attacks.
Now it is probable that in some cases this is true but the other possible reason is that in normal times there a lot of cunts rolling into A&E who don’t really need to go. Can’t get a doctors appointment ‘oh I will go to A&E’ and from what I have seen in hospitals there are always a high number (way out of proportion to the population) of elderly effnicks hanging around in hospitals!

Go to A&E if you really need to but either fear or the unnecessary has taken pressure off the NHS!

Nominated by Sick of it