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Weddings.I hate weddings.
Having to dress up all posh, being on my best behaviour, not getting pissed and insulting people and  listening to boring cunts,

Posh food. Missus loves them but god, I hate weddings. Always tempted to start a food fight, dont get me wrong, im not antisocial, I love a good funeral!! But weddings???

Shite music too, all schmaltz, sickly and best man speeches, you’re not allowed to Boo them. Luckily im such a cunt I dont get invited to many,  word of past misdemeanours has spread and I look like Lurch in a suit. Fuck weddings ?

https://youtu.be/8Wi7SYKDvY4

Nominated by – Miserable Northern cunt

All hail generic 1990s student posters.

The stench of weed, skunk or whatever the fucking choice of word.

I don’t know if this has been nominated in the past? Either way I’m fucking sick of the smell of this shit.

Growing up in the 60’s I remember the smell of Moroccan, Afghan black, Lebanese gold etc. From what I recall the whiff was pleasant compared to modern day dope.
It’s everywhere and it fucking stinks. Even those who smoke it stink of it. I’ve sold my house this week because of it.

I had a few friendly words with my neighbour and told him of the skunk smell permeating the wall cavities etc. and getting into our house. Windows open, no fucking chance. Friends round nope too embarrassing.

Their idea of addressing the problem is, Mother, Father, Three sons and girlfriends now all smoke it in the shed ffs. A crackhouse in the garden. I’ve raised the fencing two foot to hide the den but the weed still wafts over and this nice weather brings everybody out.
I thought of phoning the police or council but moving seemed a better option and we sold the first day at 10k above so happy about that.

Why should I have to move because society has now accepted the use of skunk or weed in general. It’s fucking everywhere, you can smell it on a walk, outside a pub, in a park or coming out of open windows.

I don’t have a problem with anyone smoking cannabis but this stuff is too pungent, for me anyway. Almost forgot, from what I remember of smoking resin people laughed a lot, got the munchies and sex was better, but that could be an age thing. Nowadays there seems to be a lot of psychosis involved.

https://bit.ly/3wSBDrH

Nominated by – Infidelgastro

Not to be confused with the 1980’s hair metal band.

I think I may have cunted these backwards and confused aging women before, but the BBC have decided it’s time for us to hear about them again in a recent news story, so here I am to tell them they are hypocritical cunts again.

“Women’s state pension: Compensation closer for Waspi campaigners – BBC News” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57900320.amp

WASPI stands for ‘Women against state pension inequality’, hold on to that last word inequality, as hear in lies the hypocrisy. They have an issue that they feel they weren’t given enough notice that their state pension age was rising from 60 to be EQUALISED with men, somehow they believe this is inequality.

They claim that because of short notice they’ve lost out financially? I don’t get how you would lose out financially, unless you’d decided to stop working earlier than retirement age anyway, in that case tough shit for being a lazy cunt and expecting your other half to keep working.

Anyway they now want compensation, because obviously they do. Don’t get me wrong state pension ages going up is a kick in the teeth, or in my case a man in his mid thirties, I personally doubt I’ll ever see a state pension. But for your group to be about inequality, pissing and moaning when your retirement age is made equal is a bit rich.

Unfortunately you’ll just have to swallow that you didn’t like the outcome of asking for equal rights. Can’t have your cake and eat it. Luckily only women born in the 1950’s are up in arms about this, so this group of money grabbing, whinge bags will die out relatively soon and I won’t have to hear about them any more.

Nominated by – elcuntio 

At least she’s botox free.

Katie Hopkins is a complete cunt.

This Typhoo Tea Gnu tribute act has managed to get herself deported from Australia for flagrantly breaching their Covid rules.

Although unforgiving in her views, she is the antidote to the blubbing Leftwaffe in respect of her views on economic migrants to these shores. She now completely undermines any remaining slim credibility by pulling this daft stunt, whilst branding the lockdowns “the greatest hoax in human history”.

Leading the way for the MSM to brand her “a right wing extremist” and label her a swivel eyed loon in the same vein as Tommy Robinson, or real name, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, as the MSM are as keen to point out as ever.

Surely even this dopey old sow can understand that anyone who could understand her angle, whilst not necessarily agreeing with her, now won’t give any future utterings from her fellatio-hole time of day. Then where does that take us? We then rely on the likes of Andrew Neil and Michelle Dewberry to provide some much-needed balance.

At this rate, Hopkins will soon be teaming up with Chris Spivey to launch a new podcast – it will be called – Cunts from Outer Space.

Fuck off, Hopkins.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/australia-orders-deportation-katie-hopkins-053421120.html

Nominated by  – Paul Maskinback

Seriously this is only her second nomination???

Wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, maybe, wouldn’t.

(Header pic slightly enlarged purely to check the quality of the sand and err… goal posts – Day Admin)

Booooooooooo! Come on, let’s hear a resounding ‘hissssssssssss!’ for the women’s beach handball team from Norway.

At a recent European Championship match, these killjoys refused to wear the regulation skimpy bikini bottoms, claiming that they were demeaning. They opted instead for something resembling a pair of your granny’s support knickers.

Handball Federation officials ruled that this was a case of ‘improper clothing’, and fined the team £130 per head (or should that be bum?).

Quite right too, in my opinion. One of the few sights worth watching in women’s sport is beach handball; ahhh… the sight of a tightly contoured bikini stretched across a pert, firm little bottom is a sight for sore eyes.

Now these mardy-arses have got the damned impertinence to question the wisdom and authority of the sport’s governing body, and you can bet that where they lead, others will follow. It’s nothing short of outrageous, and they should be slapped down on hard (as a public spirited citizen, I hereby volunteer my services to administer said discipline free of charge).

Come on ladies, stop arseing about and get those delicious derrieres back in the proper mode of display, and make an old man very happy. You know it makes sense; nobody loves a spoilsport.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html