No, the other kind of cunty scooters.

Electric scooter riders are cunts

Completely unregulated for now for of transport for kids and cunts, its bad enough that they weave in and out of traffic causing mayhem and accidents and where are they when theres a problem ….fucking gone faster that a recently landed immigrant gets to the benefits agency, unless of course you manage to hit one of these fucks and then its ooh my neck and back i may never be able to work[ not that most of these cunts work.

Today Mrs Fugly and i are driving to out place of torture for the day, we are coming up to a junction so luckily going slow when this fucking scooter already doing some speed zips from the pavement one side of the junction to the other pavement on the other side, right across the front of the car, like i said luckily we were going slow or these fuckers would have been on the bonnet.

Yes you read that right, it looked like some slag underage mum, you know the type, shallow end of the gene pool [fick as shi] and her no doubt fatherless brat on a fucking lekky scooter together, its bad enough that she is a fuck knuckle but what chance has this kid got in life, honestly i think natural selection will probably have sorted them both out before the end of the week, so they cant go on to spawn another 20 or 30 kids between them……and good riddance.

Now i would normally say where are the Police?, why are they not confiscating scooters and handing out fines, but now i realise, its quite a good way of culling cunts , so long may it continue,

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Black holes exist in this picture, but are rather low on the totem pole of ‘would’.

Cornell University are cunts.

Apparently they have created a new course examining the links between naming stellar phenomena and racism. Essentially they are saying that naming black holes as such is racist. Just to emphasise the teaching, a couple of rappers will delivering part of the course. Well that’s all right, then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

He’s been nominated 29 times, you try to come up with an imaginative caption.

Let’s hear it again for miniature statesman, Saddick as he calls for a “proper” enquiry into the Matt Hancock affair.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-resigns-kissing-aide-gina-coladangelo-b942810.html

Why this little runt can’t jut TRY to get on with his real job of turning London into a Third World basket case, only he knows. He has to feel important – and to remind us yet again that his father was a bus driver. Not a lot of people know that!.

Hancock was almost a big a disaster as the London Mayor is, but it seems that Saddick Kunt isn’t intrerested, with his “proper” enquiry to discover how secret cameras were installed in government officers. I bet it would have been a different story if they had been around 20 years ago when Mandelson was bumming eager office boys desperate to become Labour MPs.

There are so many poofters in Khan’s party they find it hard to believe some men actually nob women. That is the source of their outrage. Meanwhile we have to endure the faux outrage of politics answer to Norman Wisdom.

Mister Grimsdale!!!……..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.

How’s about a Luvvie tax?

I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.

I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

This will mainly apply to the UK part of the equation.
Now when I was a kid, I feared the Law, not because I had done anything wrong but they were to be respected, a clip round the ear or a I will be talking to your parents was more than enough.

Then the world changed, human rights were miss interpreted and chaos took over.
I have a friend who is a police officer, I genuinely feel for him, Trust me I do.
Everyone has their rights, on the odd occasion he takes someone down they tell him all about them, no thought for what they had done or the victim but there rights are paramount.

We have lost the happy medium of the local bobby and the clip round the ear and moved into a world of special target ops to remove elements from the community when in reality, should things have been like they were “back in the day” we would not have this problem.
I write this post in regards to the Police constable who was held down by two men and had his throat cut by a third when making an arrest today.

Nominated by lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

Link helpfully provided by RuffTuffCreampuff

https://www.policeprofessional.com/news/police-officer-has-throat-cut-during-assault/