Canadian Remy – Tattooed Twat (6)

Yet another tattooed idiot.
This one, however, is taking it to extremes.
He isn’t having pretty, colourful depictions of Satan devouring people, or having his ears cropped like a pit bull.

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Oh no, he’s having his entire body, more or less, tattooed black.

Couldn’t he have just coated himself in gravy browning, or had some radical sunbed sessions?

Apparently not, black is what he wants.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Is he identifying as black now? I suppose when he gets bored he’ll come over here and want the NHS to get rid of his tatts – Day Admin)

Kanye West (5) – Yeil, Hitler!

West, or “Ye” as he likes to call himself these days, has had his Twitter account suspended due to violating Twitter’s rules on hate crime and incitement to violence.

His upload of a Swastika merged with the Star of David, was the final straw for new Twitter owner and CEO, Elon Musk.

According to Musk, Ye (or “cunt” for short), has been repeatedly posting anti-Jewish comments and has been quoted as saying “I like Hitler!”

These comments were also the final straw for some of his sponsors, including Adidas, and his Management agency, who have distanced themselves from his inflammatory remarks to the point of dropping him completely.

West has always been a bit of a cunt, but now seems to be in so desperate need of attention that he has to resort to anti-Semitism to remain relevant no matter how controversial.

Even more interesting is how the likes of the Guardian and the BBC have yet to report this news. Basically West is making racist comments but most of the MSM don’t seem at all “interested”.

It also means the Woke libtards find themselves stuck between a rock and a hard place. West is obviously black, but does this trump Anti-Semitism? Will the woke support him, suggesting that Musk has banned him purely because he is black? Or will they criticise him for his racist remarks against Jews?

It would also be interesting if the MSM interviewed West and asked him if the Holocaust really happened?

But then again even if he did admit 6 million Jews were murdered, he would insist that the BLM movement is far more important. Although what the BLM would think of him after his racist comments, would make for a perfect popcorn moment!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

With further evidence of cuntdom provided by : Gutstick Japseye

This talent free skid mark on the pants of modern music has spouted some shit in his time, but when you make Alex ‘Sandy Hook is a Hoax’ Jones blush, you know you’re three ways fucked.

Appearing on the dreaded InfoWars internet conspiracy theory shit shovelling show alongside fellow holocaust denier and beta male incel looking knob Nick Fuentes, Kanye, wearing what looked like tights over his stupid head, declared he ‘loved Hitler’ and what a great guy he was because he invented highways and microphones.

Jones tried to tone the Nazi love in by saying ‘I agree the Hugo Boss stuff looks cool, but come on….’

Hitler didn’t invent roads, or microphones, and Boss didn’t design the Nazi uniforms, no matter what Dave down the pub says.

They were on Jones’ show to talk about their recent visit to see Trump at his Mar a Lardo complex, where they did whatever retards do behind those closed doors.
Throughout the show, Kanye had his bible with him, ranting about Jews and porn.

Considering he married a plastic skank whose entire fame came from a fucking sex tape, it’s just another reason to lock his dumb arse in a rubber room.

Cunts of a feather……

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Harry & Meghan (14) and Netflix (8)

The Skidmarkles’ Netflix Trailer

Rejoice! Rejoice! The trailer for the Markles’ mockumentary has arrived, and the reality show will soon be hot on its heels. I can barely contain my enthusiasm; if the trailer’s anything to go by, the series will be better than sex.

Word has it that St Migraine of Monteshiteshow is seen healing the sick and dying, and apparently the scenes where she teaches Vladimir Putin to embrace his feminine side, renounce genocide and become a warm and wonderful human being are beyond compare.

Stunning and brave. Tears have been streaming from my left eye for hours.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Welcome back, Ron! – The Admin Team)

Christmas TV Adverts (4)

I remember when Christmas TV adverts were fun and had no pretensions or political agenda. Joe Brown advertising for Woolies. Eric and Ernie playing Atari arcade games, the Famous Grouse adverts. But now every commercial is either smug, pretentious, or fucking woke. Here are the ones that annoy me the most…

Greedy Hollywood bastards like Natalie Portman and Julia Roberts advertising the latest overpriced bottled piss by Dior or Calvin Klein. Haven’t these money grabbing cunts got enough money?

The ‘traditional’ Christmas advert being blackjacked. The one where there’s a typical British family around the dinner table in the traditional setting. Then a black bloke appears as ‘master of the house’ carrying the turkey. How and why? He’s the only black person there. It doesn’t make sense. The usual logic defying woke bollocks. Just shoehorn the dark personage in regardless.

Also, every white woman in these adverts has to be with a black man. According to these modern Christmas commercials, every marriage in the UK is mixed race, and every family has one white kid and one black kid. Total bollocks, of course.

The staggeringly pretentious chocolate adverts. That Lindt/Lindor one. Where some daft cow goes on about it being made ‘especially for you by the Master Chocolatier’. That’s the sort of bullshit that Viz’s Foodie Bollocks and Real Ale Twats takes the piss out of. Who gives a fuck, as long as they can eat it? Also, the ridiculous crunching sound, that sounds like Richie from Bottom getting his bollocks caught in the door. It used to be Roses, Quality Street and Chocolate Orange. Now it’s all this overpriced teeth rotting shite.

Well past it celebrities who were never that good anyway advertising Christmas. That Dawn French fairy thing on the M&S commercials? Which bright spark thought of that? As if an unfunny minger like Dawn fucking French is going to boost sales. The old M&S Christmas adverts with sexy birds in lingerie were much better. After her sickening ‘BLM’ Vicar of Dibley episode, Fatty French should have been banned from telly for life, the cunt.

And Tesco usually always choose some smug celebrity cunt for their Christmas adverts (as if the cunt in the advert actually shops there). I dare say James Corden’s fat face will be on some Christmas advert or other. In actual fact, this year’s Tesco ad is a ‘lecture’ to ‘educate’ us about the cost of living crisis. Naturally, it’s crammed with dark personages. Patronising as fuck.

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Nominated by: Norman

And supported by: DCI Gene Cunt

Top-notch cunting that I’d like to second, if I may. The ‘family’, sitting around the table eating Christmas dinner? It looks like the dining table at the United fucking Nations. Whichever company that’s advertising. Don’t forget the ubiquitous frizzy-haired mixed-race kids that Dickens’d have sweeping chimneys with their frizzy nuts in one of his books. Bring back PROPER Christmas ads:

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Enjoy the clip, and shed a tear at what/who we’ve lost.

Water Aid [2] and Charities (5) in General


The charidee Water Aid is a cunt stuffed to the gunnels with cunts.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_bJdqHSuc

Viewer discretion required – this ad has it all – climate change, oppression of women, racism. CMC will not be held responsible for any offence caused. You

Their relentless TV ads on the likes of Dave and ITV4 personify just how cuntish (and actually racist) these never done a real days work in their lives lefty bastards really are.

If for just a few seconds you actually scrutinise the claims they make as opposed to immediately texting ‘give us £3 you Cunt’ surely you’d have a ‘hang on a minute’ moment.

Oh and why is it always places in Africa that need our help?

Mankind has developed and thrived by learning the lessons and mistakes of the past.

In the U.K. back in the times of the Industrial Revolution Cholera outbreaks weren’t uncommon and in time they were traced to poor sanitation of water supplies.

So we did something about it and those lessons were subsequently shipped all around the world for everyone to learn from and for free.

But not the Africans apparently.

In Africa there are tribes that can stalk big game for weeks without being detected, skills similar to those used by Special Forces but when it comes to being able to provide clean water for Safia they are fucking clueless.

Not got a Scooby Doo.

The most basic need for humans to survive is water / food / shelter but they just can’t get the water part of the deal.

And so it falls to NGO’s like Water Aid to provide this invaluable service.

Get fucked. The only service these bloated lanyard wearing coffee breath cunts provide is a big fat fucking salary for themselves, 6 weeks paid annual leave, multiple ‘away days’ to discuss the finer arts of yoghurt knitting and, the latest list of banned words and how to spot micro aggressions.

Water Aid is a Cunt in a long line of charidee scams.

Nominated by : CuntyMcCuntface

 

And on the subject of charities, here’s a contribution from Technocunt

I know that this has been nominated here many times before, but it still pisses me off to either get accosted by chuggers or end up with appeals stuffed through my letterbox asking for financial support for various national and/or causes.

The latest ones being the homeless here in the UK (no 4* hotels for them it seems), starving cunts in Africa (cunts who have been starving for decades but can still fuck like rabbits); the underclass in the UK (food banks mostly), and of course Children Still in Fucking Need!

Ever since the Cost of Living became a Thing, charities have been going into overdrive with their appeals to the masses wanting more and more of your money to be reallocated to those “greatly affected”

But we all know that a lot of these major charities are run more like a business, with CEOs on 6 figure salaries, and other higher-ups on 5 figure salaries, plus all the admin staff and blah blah blah to the point where at a guess for every £1 donated perhaps only 30p actually reaches those cunts in need.

And in any case this country is going through several major crisis of its own making – or rather that of this fucking government, a government intent on squeezing the working and middle classes with more and more taxation, while giving a free ride for the lazy, the feckless and the poor old migrants.

The only charities I bother with these days are mostly local – either hospices or animal sanctuaries. The main ones can go fuck themselves with an extremely long, spikey cactus!

And if a chugger comes up to me in the street looking for direct debit donations, I will tell them “I’m already a donor: I’m a fucking taxpayer and have paid many thousands into the country. Enough is enough!”

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