Yahoo News Link.

Saw this cunt and thought what a weapons grade thieving piece of council estate shit this cunt is, this mother fucker is a prolific thief who after being chased by the rossers ended up being bitten by the police dog [ good dog, hopefully he looks like a fucking werewolf and is called Satan] shame it didnt eat the cunt, probably choosy what it puts in its mouth.

Anyway back to this cunt Sonnie Stow[the cunt], this piece of monkey shit is now going to sue the police for being bitten by the dog, after trying to escape WTF has happened to this country, where fuckers like this are tolerated.

No doubt there will be some vulture of a solicitor defending this cunt, hope he gets laughed out of court so fast he dosnt have time to scratch his worthless balls.

Also feed to solicitor to Satan the police dog while your about it, the world no longer needs these vultures keeping these cunts out on our streets, Uncle Terrys place is whats required……gas mark 6.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

This is who won. And who came second.

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1678117142942580738

The one who came second? Truly what a beauty. The one who came first. Well really?! She doesn’t look a classical beauty at all.
That’s because she’s a man.

Next stop for Miss Netherlands the The Miss Universe Contest. Wow a man could win Miss Universe.

Miss World comes to mind from days of yore.

I bet if George Best was alive today and still pulling he WOULD actually ‘kick (Miss Netherlands) out of bed’.

Remember the protest at the Miss World competition all those years ago and Bob Hope getting angry…well the women protestors were protesting at the demeaning objectification of women.
Why wasn’t there protests at this competition?

She really is a Beauty the one who came Second.

Yes I think it is perfectly legitimate to have beauty contests.

Yes womanly beauty. You simply cannot fake it. The delicacy of the jaw line. The winner’s jawline is masculine no matter which way you look at it. Her arms aren’t right. Nor his/her chest. Upper chest. It’s bony. Also ‘she’ is showing a ‘bit o’ leg’. But it’s not a lovely long shapely leg that a beautiful woman has. It’s hard and er…not shapely.

I think I’m falling for this second woman. I’d love to be up close with her right now and and feel her soft curvaceous figure burying my head in her luscious…

Hold yourself together lad.

I must calm myself down by thinking of Ann Widdecombe or Margaret Thatcher.

No all I need to do is think of Miss Netherlands-

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1678400946374602754

Nominated by : Miles Plastic

I have been Android up until about a month ago. Because of my line of work in home tech and 99.8% of my clients having Apple phones, I had little choice. FaceTime is necessary on occasion and I need to know what they are experiencing on their devices so I need one like theirs. Anyway, after a month getting used to it, I am underwhelmed.

It’s my belief that nearly all iphone users have always been and don’t know what they are missing. It’s not anything huge that’s the issue but a number of little things that bug me. I need more taps to get what I want where before it was smoother.

My last phone was $350 and did a wonderful job for 3 1/2 years. This one was $1100 and was no longer an option. My wife switched a year or so ago and loves it. Everyone told me I would love it. I feel like a sell out but oh well. FaceTime is a great option I must say.

The biggest complaint I have is how it keeps making my screen brighter on its own. I can’t just set and forget.

I won’t go into more detail but I’d like to hear input from fellow cunters who may have experience with both iOS and android.

I think a mid level Samsung is all I would ever need but alas we must adjust as needed to best serve those who pay good money for our services.

Nominated by : Meat Curtains

Single mother of five expresses outrage at the cost of a school trip abroad.

Daily Fail Link.

So there she is, all lips and tits, giving out about a proposed overseas trip.
Made sure she was photographed in the best possible way, and didn’t fail to mention her business.

Well done. You’ve had your Warhol moment, now fuck off, spare us your bleating and moaning, oh and I hope your lad isn’t too embarrassed about his Mum getting her tits oot fer the lads!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Now I’ve seen everything.

From some deluded twat in Japan, who spent £1000’s on a Lassie dog costume, to some gimboid whose turned her face into a scary mask by tattooing it over and over, and strangely enough has been banned from her local pub and school, can’t get a job, I wonder why?

Shopping Link.

Then, this. Fucking hell. A pet bed for humans. How low can you go?

Don’t know about you lot, but I just flake on the sofa, that’s the proper place to rest your eyes after lunch, not a fucking pet bed on the floor.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest