News from the Wacky Woke World of the Mooseshaggers, fellow cunters. Step forward the taxpayer-funded National Arts Centre, Ottawa.

Not content with putting on a play with an all-black cast, if you’re white then sorry chum, you ain’t getting in. Because to see ‘the vivid kaleidoscope that is the Black Experience’ you have to self-identify as black. Well Lordy be, it’s Apartheid and even the New Woke Post has spotted it.

I love this shit: ‘If someone identifies as non-Black and demands to enter the room…….we have non-Black front-of-house members present in the lobby to help de-escalate such situations‘.

In my book that’s ‘Fuck off gammons, we’ve got bouncers so don’t you dare try getting in, you cunts’.

Good to see that Black is always with a capital letter in this report. I presume their self-identifying Blackface Prime Minister won’t be barred, the wanker.

NY Post

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

(I presume arts funding for this place comes from black taxpayers! – Day Admin)

(Seems the residents are fighting back! – Day Admin)

Congratulations to our hero for spunking £180,000 of taxpayers money to change the name of Black Boy Lane in Tottenham. This, of course, because the name is racist and offensive.

The trouble is underneath the new name it says “formerly Black Boy Lane”.

So how is it less racist and offensive because it’s in brackets you stupid cunt?

Ah…..it doesn’t matter, as long as we can pat each other on the back at our dinner parties and tell each other how progressive we are. And it’s not our fucking money is it? Fuck off plebs.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Expect other woke councils to rename all “offensive” street names and spunking millions in council tax doing it!  – Day Admin)

I’ll own that over my many years, I’ve been a keen student of the weird and wonderful world of human sexuality, and even at my age, you can learn something new every day. Sometimes however, you just have to wonder at how odd people can actually be.

Take the recent case of a couple of middle-aged swingers from Oz, who have perpetrated a ‘sex act’ involving, er, a trout. Details are frustratingly, if understandably sketchy, so we can only imagine the indignities that the poor fish was forced to endure.

Police have charged the tossers with bestiality, and quite right too; IsAC readers will, I’m sure, join me in expressing sympathy for the poor fish. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘trout pout’.

Daily Star

Nominated by: Ron Knee.

(The infamous photo of Begum (centre) and her cohorts, leaving the UK for Syria and ISIL)

Shamima Begum …..the dangerous immo who is not an immo.

I’ve thought long and hard about this case and I can’t make any sense of it. We welcome all sorts of cunts who turn up on a Kent beach and say “I’m claiming political asylum” , ship them off to a plush hotel, feed them, give them money and access to health care and education, translators and shit…..the sort of shit we have to queue up for and are supposed to be grateful for, despite the fact we’ve already fucking paid for it.

Apparently we can’t do anything about these cunts because of “international law”.

Yet here is Shamima, a British citizen, born and brought up in this country, with a British fucking passport who can be deprived of her citizenship and told to stay in Syria.

Don’t get me wrong, I would hang this lying P*ki bitch from the nearest lamp post but that’s not the point.

The fucking point is how come this government obeys “international law” in one case and then says “fuck you” in another case? It’s a glaring contradiction that no cunt in politics or the media ever addresses.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(For those of a legal disposition, you could read this view of her case, especially the conclusion: Day Admin  – Opinion Juris )

And then there’s this from W.C.Boggs

Another nomination for this treacherous little cunt. In addition to having her self righteous sense of martyrdom plastered in the newspapers (where at least you can use her photo and story as lavatory paper), the BBC (who else?) have now devoted TWO series of six programmes on Wireless 4 (where else?) to the daft little bitch. It is quite clear that the BBC are her chief cheerleaders. Despite being a complete arsehole who should have been aborted, what other 22 year old would merit two series of programmes about her stinking, putrid life?:

BBC Link 1

I heard part of one of these programmes last week, while waiting for Gloomsbury to start. As she is a Manuel figure (“I know nuffin…..nuffin”). As far as I know the transmissions only get broadcast at eleven on a weekday morning, but just what are the BBC up to?. given that only only a few people are listening, and even fewer interested, unless you are a radical Muslim.

More on this subject from Minge Juice Bottler.

May I add the recent BBC2 TV documentary, ‘The Shamima Begum Story’.

90 minutes devoted to making her look like the average girl next door.

BBC Link 2