https://news.sky.com/story/young-people-increasingly-isolated-due-to-cost-of-living-crisis-12795196

Hankies ready, this is a real tearjerker.
18-24 year olds affected by the cost of living crisis.

Excuse me, are they the only sector affected?
No, so why select a bunch of children/youngsters to give a voice too.

Oh dear, Wah! Wah! You’ve had to move back home, into the heated house, comfy bed, home cooked food, hot baths, washing/ironing done, no bills, and no rent ( because it wont occur to you to offer)

I despair!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest. The link brought tears to my face; of Laughter NA.

They are advertising for a chief diversity officer at £211,000 per annum, yes you read that right. This follows the self-cancellation of an exhibition which was ‘racist, sexist and ableist’

The job is based two days a week in the office and presumably the rest of the time at home, doing sweet eff all.

The so called ‘learning lead’ at Wellcome, one Farrah Nazir put out the advert on twatter and then confirmed it was £211,000 not £211,500 as previously stated, adding that it was important to pay this role what it was worth. In other words, fuck all really.

Critics have already torn these arseholes a new one. Effing disgrace that a medical charity should pay this sum, why not give it to striking nurses instead?

Who knows how much the other cunts in the diversity team get paid if the lead cunt gets that much.

I reckon they got the idea from the BBC who pay that grifter Sarpong about £260K per year for a three day week.

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Nominated by mystic maven.

Phobias (i.e. an extreme or irrational fear of something) are at best unpleasant, and at worst, utterly debilitating. They can make life unbearable if they get out of control.

I should know. Ever since enduring a prostate cancer scare a few years ago, the very mention of the word ‘cancer’ puts me in danger of shitting my pants. I’m carcinophobic. The wife’s an arachnophobe; the mere sight of even a tiny little money spider reduces her to a gibbering wreck.

Phobias come in all shapes and sizes, and are often weird and wonderful. You might be scared of clowns, in which case you’re coulrophobic. Petrified of string? You’re linonophobic. The list goes on and on…

But here’s a new and truly bizarre one for me though. Emmerald Barwise, a 36-year-old model, admits to being ‘poophobic’ **. Indeed, the lass is so troubled by the problem that she once collapsed on a photoshoot after baking one for an amazing two weeks. Struth.

I do draw the line at her going on C4’s ‘Know Your Shit; Inside Our Guts’ to bare her soul on the subject; there’s such a thing as too much information. Nevertheless, speaking as one who regards a sit on the bog with a good book to hand as the spice of life, I can only imagine the trauma that the poor lass must endure.

Poophobia must be a terrible burden to labour under every day, and I’m sure that I speak on behalf of all of IsAC’s membership when I extend deepest sympathies. Just let it all go girl, let it all out. Trust me, it’ll be a load off your mind.

** Yes there is indeed a medical term for it; it’s called ‘coprophobia’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Header pic not totally related, but couldn’t resist the offer of 2 cunts for the price of 1 – Day Admin)

Another cunting for Jeremy Vine, the cunt claims a motorist turned left in front of him forcing him to brake hard,

Bollocks, watch the video.

Jeremy Vine should get eyes tested, just proves he rides like a twat, he should have been more observant whilst riding, then he would have seen the motorist indicating in plenty of time before turning left.

So much for the Detective Superintendent Head of Crime & Intelligence claims, in other words the motorist should have waited in his lane like a sitting duck until all buses & cyclists has passed, great he causes a blockage in his lane or someone blind as Jeremy Vine slams into the back of him.

A bit of advice (J.C.T.V) Jeremy Cunt Twat Vine GO TO SPECSAVERS, A.S.A.P

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Nominated by: Dirty Harriet

And here’s one from CuntyMort

For your consideration, It’s our Jeremy Vine again. How can this BBC apparatchik manage to dress himself in the morning?

Jeremy a word of advice, the fucking world does not revolve around you. Surely you are capable of recognising an adverse road situation?

Here’s some simple advice treat EVERYONE on the road like an idiot. You wont be disappointed believe me. Motorists today have to watch out for everyone else let alone watching out for you on the suicide run.

Just to vaporise the cunters piss still further Jezza the bellend has one of those homo gopro’s on his swede.

Did I mention he is a cunt as well? Fuck him and that gaylord cycle.

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The long awaited ‘National Health Scandal,’ (and certainly one of their worst) is after all these years, about to be wrapped up. I

nfected blood, that wasn’t properly tested. An estimated 38,000 people inadvertently got HIV as a result. Many would have died well before their time. A lot got stigmatised as being a bum bandit, even though they were straight. It could strike anyone.

I remember The well known tennis player Arthur Ashe, a ‘buttoned down hetersexual’ who in 1988 learned he had the virus from a blood transfusion following a heart operation back in 1983, and did not live to make old bones.

It did not discriminate between age, colour or sex, so women could get it as well.

Was it racist, sexist, climate change, or something else back then? Not sure of any of those factors, but it certainly started out as homophobic, I recon that was for sure.

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Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe