In my humble opinion, journalist Ava Santina is showing herself to be a bit of a cunt.

By now we’ve all heard of the allegations of sexual misconduct against Russell Brand, made anonymously (so far) by a number of women. Is Brand guilty, or as pure as driven snow? Well we don’t know, and neither are we likely to until a proper investigation has been completed by the police according to legal process.

One thing we can be sure of however is the presumption of innocence for an accused person until that person has been proven to be guilty by process of law. It’s a principle enshrined in our very way of life.

Sadly not everyone appears to hold to this. Take Ava Santina for example, who appears to hold to the view that accusers in such cases as Brand’s should automatically be believed, even when they are just that, accusers. According to Santina, ‘no business does any woman have coming out now saying that these women should not be believed’. In other words, Brand should be considered guilty until proven innocent.

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Have wimminz like Santina learned nothing from the likes of the Cliff Richard ‘Operation Yewtree’ saga? Has she learned nothing from the examples of Amber Heard and Carl Beech? Here she is, defending the indefensible in the case of fantasist accuser Eleanor Williams, who she believes should not have been sent to prison for her vile accusations against an innocent man because she’s ‘unwell’;

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Get this Ava. You cannot AUTOMATICALLY accept that anything said by an accuser is the truth. Of course they must be listened to, but their claims must be subjected to rigorous scrutiny. In any situation, there are two sides to every story, and to believe otherwise is either naive or dogmatic in the extreme.

The truth will out in Russell’s case. In the meantime, the extremely irritating and sanctimonious Santina needs to get off her hobby horse and remove the stick from up her arse, because she’s making herself look like a real zealot. That’s another word for cunt, by the way.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

I find the whole thing unbelievable.

I’m sure the people shown on the programme are professional actors being paid for doing that for which they have trained. For those who have not seen it the premise is that several cameras are set up in the consulting rooms in a GP surgery and the consultations, examinations and sometimes minor procedures are recorded for broadcast on television.

Nothing intimate is broadcast but you do see the patients relating their often intimate and embarrassing problems in all their gory detail and frequently how distressed they are. This evening we saw a young man whose foreskin was stuck half way up his bell end. I can’t believe it. I try to imagine if it was me. The idea that my face would be on television for the neighbours to see!

“Hey Gladys, Arfur next door has just been on the telly. He’s got a problem with his foreskin you know.”

No, I’m sorry. I just can’t get my head round it. Link here.

https://bjgp.org/content/64/625/412

Nominated by : arfurbrain

I see our favourite goblin has got herself arrested for once again, protesting at a port she had literally just been in court for blocking previously.

Two things, Greta.
No one who matters is listening and the rest don’t care.
The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result.

Go home, get married and raise a new generation of goblins whilst enjoying your millions.

Please, before someone decides you are a cunt, and not an exploited child/woman, and decides you’d make a better martyr.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

What’s wrong with Schmeichel I hear you ask? Won everything there was to win in football (except the World Cup but won the European championship with Denmark for fucks sake! Fucking Denmark!)

Earned multi millions, had a dog named after him in Corrie and got an MBE for “services to football.” You’d think he’d be happy wouldn’t you?

No… not this cunt. Heard him on the radio the other day complaining about the “pressure” he was under and crying about his mental elf. Oh yeah, Mr multi millionaire, excuse me while I weep about your mental elf you complete fucking fake.

Apparently Peter is on the corporate after dinner speech circuit ….. crying to other rich cunts about his terrible rich lifestyle and his mental elf problems.

Yeah, fuck off wanker…..do you think we were born yesterday?

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

Oh lawdy lawdy. Ol’ Caterpillar Eyebrows is back, to irritate us once more with another book on the Royal Family.

Yes, the Sussexes’ Arsewiper-In-Chief has written the *sniff* eagerly awaited new bombshell tome ‘Endgame’. Apparently (and with ‘unique insight’), this will offer ‘a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family’, exposing ‘the disfunction and distrust at the heart of the British monarchy’.

Well fancy that. I imagine that confidants of the Royals have been just falling over themselves to pass on the ‘exclusive revelations’ promised by Scoobie Doo. No doubt Hazbeen and Migraine will also have slipped the wax-faxed cunt a few bits of damaging detail as part of their on-going p.r. war with the Windsors; throw in a heap of speculation and scurrilous tittle-tattle to stir the pot, and Scooby will think he’s got himself a money-making blockbuster. Money, of course, being what this is all about.

Since the Royals will surely apply their ‘never complain, never explain’ policy, we’ll probably never know the actual bottom line regarding any assertions Scobie is seen to make once the book has hit the shelves. I’ll add that I don’t really care all that much one way or the other, having long regarded the Royal circus, and the Markles in particular, as a terrific source of public entertainment.

What I do despise however is another attempt by this creepy little shitweasel to fund his latest round of Botox with a cynical cash-in against an opponent he knows won’t retaliate. Still, I’m sure that the cowardly lap-dog’s mistress will be well pleased, and throw him another bone.

Waterstones Link.

‘Endgame’ by Rabid Scabies; soon to be available at a remainder store or charity shop near you.

Nominated by : Ron Knee