OK, Paul O’Grady aka Lily Savage aka the whining lefty tory hating cunt needs a cunting. Yes he loved dogs but fuck me could he whine, anyone else remember when them evil tories won and he sulked and flounced off loudly announcing he was off to Italy.

Alas it was not to be, they’ve enough drag artists of their own many at a certain former leaders parties er allegedly. Anyway he worked out he wouldn’t have the medias ear in Italy and so spend the next decade whining about Brexit, the evil tories etcetera.

Still it’s quieter now the cunts pushing up daisies.

(Needs a link, but we’ll let it pass on the basis of the over the top fawning when it croaked – NA)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

Not sure how to make this nom any longer than “Holy SHIT!!! Those bastard golliwogs again?”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65471314

But I guess we need to get used to the routine suppression of anything that looks like an independent mind. Or any public space not pandering to a minority to the exclusion of the majority.

I simply hope cunters will now join me in a total boycott of Heineken, and any beer and anywhere recommended by CAMRA (Unbalanced and hard to swallow, pintsized cunts – ABV 0.001)

(A too short nom and not really explained, but allowed on this occasion simply because this is such an egregious over-reach of authority and pandering to one of the new protected classes – NA)

Nominated by : Komodo

Well, well well BBC and other broadcasters. It seems filling your schedule with cheap, substandard women’s football is backfiring on you.

You see, FIFA are demanding much bigger subs for the event or they’ll blackout coverage in Europe.

Please make it so.

However, I think the BBC will spunk millions of licence payers cash on showing this shite event, to prove its woke credentials.

Let the event and women’s sport in general stand on its own two feet and stop stealing from the men’s game and the taxpayer.

Fucking thieves.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65453756

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks

How the mighty are fallen, is demonstrated in the story of this ugly old hag, the woman considered to be the height of probity, a sort of female Chris Bryant. It seems, in her efforts to join Starmer’s charmers, she failed to cooperate with an official enquiry:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65461223

I always feel when people won’t answer questions, they have something to hide. This old bag will be fully qualified to join the old dogs that Kweer surrounds himself with – AnalEase, Nugee, Jess Phillips, but compared to la Gray they are beautiful

Let’s hope if she does get the job, she doesn’t appear on TV to frighten the horses. The old crow has a face made for radio.

Nominated by : W.C. Boggs

Transgenderism? Yawn. That’s so passé my dears, so last decade. Apparently the big new trend sweeping in is transableism, or ‘Body Integrity Identity Disorder’ as it used to be known before sticking the prefix ‘trans’ onto something made it much more fashionable.

Can you actually credit the fact that there are loony cunts going about who believe themselves to be inherently disabled when they’re actually able bodied? They WANT to be disabled; they ‘identify’ (ffs) as such and demand that surgeons remove a limb or two, or paralyse them from the waist down, or blind them. If they don’t get their way, they’ll often take matters into their own hands, such as attacking themselves with a saw or blinding themselves with some caustic chemical.

Oh well, why not? It’s become acceptable to remove a healthy penis because Will thinks he’s Wilma, or healthy breasts because Joanna thinks she’s Joe. Why stop there? Sooner or later some deranged cunt is going to think they’d feel more at ease with themself if they sawed their own head off and walked about with it under their arm.

But here’s a thought. Instead of contemplating whether or not it’s ethical to facilitate this madness, how about sectioning these delusional ‘transabled’ individuals straight off, and seeing if we can get them the psychiatric care they so clearly need? It’s really time for society as a whole to draw a line.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/29/transabled-people-choosing-to-identify-as-handicapped/

Nominated by : Ron Knee