Yes, you read that right. There’s now a thing called “Christmas Tree syndrome” which affects 6% of the Australian population (the source of this revelation!).

Real trees in particular can contain anything up to 50 types of mould and pollens which could cause serious problems for people already suffering from asthma and other respiratory disorders.

Fake trees might be a safer option. However, if stored in cold damp areas such as garages or attics year in year out, they too might also attract a form of mould and contaminated dust.

Even tree decorations could pose a risk for the same reasons – i.e.. storing in cold damp areas.

So just make sure you give your Christmas fairy, baubles and balls a good old rub before hanging them on your brand new artificial syndrome-free tree!

Yahoo Australia News

Nominated by: Technocunt

(Have a great Christmas, boys/girls/things. And thanks for your nominations and comments over the last 12 months. It is always most welcome and keep those noms rolling in! Enjoy unwrapping your prezzies – The Admin Team)

Biff bean, yeah you heard me right, is a cunt.

Lincoln Town Councillor and mayor, nice work if you can get it.

Has cancelled England’s oldest Christmas Market, for safety reasons.

Started in 1982 this four day market attracts 300,000 people, and generates 15 million to the city economy..

With local businesses struggling since covid, this labour cunt and his cronies decide to kick em while there down..

It also turns out biffa, visited Lincoln’s twined town in Germany and enjoyed their festive Market..

So the Notting hill stabbing and mugging festival has no safety issues ever year.
But God forbid you want some mulled wine and chestnuts.

Merry Christmas biff, hope your turkey is undercooked.

Daily Fail

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

I know this nom has probably been done before, but here goes another one because I am a bit hacked off at moaning cunts running to the media and bleating that they can’t afford the presents their partners and/or kids want for Christmas, and that its all the government’s fault!

A lot of these people are spending a lifetime on benefits or have jobs but spent all their time bending their credit cards on flash cars and huge mortgage commitments, only to realise that they’ve got fuck all cash left to pay for expensive Christmas presents such as iPhone 15s or PS5s.

Why these cunts can’t just tell their family members to make do with far cheaper alternatives and be satisfied I really don’t know. Instead they moan on social media that they can’t afford the £500 PS5 their darling son wants and the £900 iPhone 15 their daughter wants (even though she already has an iPhone 14).

I would love a ASUS GeForce RTX 4090 24GB TUF OC graphics card, but neither I or the missus can realistically afford the £7,000 asking price, and therefore I’ll have to make do with something far cheaper and live with it.

Whinging cunts blaming the government and wanting more money to pay for it all just like the handouts they get/got for the Cost of Living crisis and the energy crisis. They want the Taxpayer to pay for their presents and they’d still moan they’re living in abject poverty!

Ho fucking ho!

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Technocunt.

 
I agree with the Chuckle Brothers! The new Quality Street wrappers are dull and shitty.

I buy big tubs of Quality Street every Christmas. Brilliant. Bright sparkly foil wrappings adding to the magic of the season. Poured into glass bowls they twinkle and shine invitingly. Well not this year. Thanks to the eco-zealots, chocolates have to be dull and boring.

While on the subject, the selection boxes are shit nowadays. They are only £1.50 from Tesco, and the reason is that there is fuck all chocolate in them. The finger of fudge keeps getting shorter.

Even Fortnums, the byword for excess, is getting in on the act. They are going to be fucking up their chocolates to save the planet. What is the point of fucking Fortnums if it is not to offer hugely expensive grub that proudly rapes the environment?

Ho bloody ho!

Daily Fail

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

First time cunting and it’s for Netflix. (Welcome aboard, young man – Day Admin)

Piss somewhat boiled this evening as I tuned in to give a documentary on WW2 a once over.

Started off genuinely amazed at the footage and the colouring if the footage. No idea if it’s been cobbled together to make it fit the chronological order of events but then realised I was being irked by the commentary.

Turns out it’s some effnic geezer actor who’s in his 30’s and seems to have made most of his living from the shite spinoffs of star wars as they got woker and more woke.

Suffice to say the defence of the British Realm and the fight against the Nazi invasion should be narrated by old white gentlemen, preferably with a bit of Spitfire experience.

Netflix

Nominated by: Rumpled Foreskin